Everyone needs to relax.

Seriously, Are you new here?

OK




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Zen for those who take life too seriously


1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

2. A day without sunshine is like, night.

3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

4. I just got lost in thought. It wasn´t familiar territory.

5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

6. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

7. I feel like i´m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

8. Honk if you love peace and quiet.

9 remember, half the people you know are below average.

10. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

11. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

12. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the
Cheese.

13. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

14. Support bacteria. They´re the only culture some people have.

15. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.

16. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

17. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

18. Get a new car for your spouse. It´ll be a great trade!

19. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

20. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!

21. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

22. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? raise my hand.

23 . Ok, so what´s the speed of dark?

24. How do you tell when you´re out of invisible ink?

25. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked
Something.

26. When everything is coming your way, you´re in the wrong lane.

27. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

28. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just do not have film.

29. If barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

30. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

31. Eagles may soar, but weasels do not get sucked into jet engines.

32. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

33. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

34. I couldn´t repair your brakes, so i made your horn louder.

35. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

36. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what
Happened.

37. Just remember - if the world did not suck, we would all fall off.

38. Light travels faster than sound, which is why some people appear
Bright until you hear them speak.

I usually don't post but I read. Some of the post have been ridiculous lately. It's frustrating me.
Instead of actual news it's all people's predictions.

Send drugs and toilet paper. Oh, and food and water....untainted. Breathable air. And dinero.

Just your 20 cents?

It's part of the fun read the disclaimer on the bottom.
I too wish there was nothing but fact here but, you have to read between the lines. TEOTWAWKI has been going on here forever, get thicker skin, but don't be stupid and not stock up on guns, food & ammo...

what do you have against "Doom".

And it is coming. Were all just warming up to the idea.

Perhaps you are just like some others and talking about mind control instead of the real relaxation techniques brought up in books or tapes (CD's, etc.) at a bookstore.

I suppose also that you have a NBC suit and a gas mask because everthing in this world should be perfect as to you telling us so. What kind of fools' world are you living in? You own Dreamscape?

went and lived life for a week and had a brother and friend die three days apart from each other.

would rather have the doom on here.

I agree waiting for doom can get to you, I quit worrying about it. When the time comes it comes so be it.

besides nobody knows shit here honestly, doom could come tomorrow or in 50 years for all we know, no point in not getting some fresh air in the mean time.

Then go away, disappear. You'll not be missed.

'actual news'

That is some funny and SPOT ON good stuff right there lol Rock on !!

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Doom is happening to someone somewhere at all times. You can predict it happening at any given moment. Doom, we will always have with us.

Inflation...even advice has gone up

especially the last one

Wow, if there were only a solution for this...hmmm what could OP possibly do so as not to be frustrated by the posts he/she is reading?

And so it begins...

Why don't you fucking relax?