What's your favorite profanity?

Awhile back someone on another thread said they had "a shitload of fuck" if I remember right. It makes me laugh just to think it.

crap splatters all over the toilet.

Your a trog.......look it up.

Sorry, I still don't get it.

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You're calling me a bad movie starring Joan Crawford? I'm no cave-dweller.

Febreeze, son is in the parrot stage so fuck has become febreeze,shit is skittles,bitch has become baboon it will be corrected one day.:)

After working on a poultry farm, I've come to appreciate the true meaning of the insult "chickenshit" as well. That's a good one.

Somebody gave this thread one star. That may be overrating it.

C'mon GLP, I know you can do better!

Fuck
Fuckhead
Asshole
Dick licker
Cock sucker

for the night crew.

And i want to see some creativity!

Salty piss-flaps

Junior thread.

slanted. use it as a name as in calling someone slanted. i was at work the other day listening to a coworker carry on and told him he was sounding sooo gay. there happened to be a gay coworker in the room so i went into this long spiel (ye had to be there) and wound up telling the folks there that in the future instead of using the word gay i would use slanted. as in different, off the beaten path, twisted, not normal, etc. i haven't offended a soul with it yet, and made a few new friends with it.

Registered piss tool, shitmaster, asscheese, artificial tit, cockmunger and i can go on for ages.

My husband likes to say "assclown."
Personally, I think "smurfin" can be subsituted for any situated that calls for an f-bomb.
As in,
"Smurf that smurfin' assclown!" Or,
"She's smurfin hot! I'd smurf that."

Probably "Holy Shit"

But honorable mention to "Fuck"

Fantasia,

No wonder I'm in love with you!

J.H.F.C.

Enaid,

You really should understand that there is more to life than that!