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The Stink in Farts Controls Blood Pressure (link!)

 
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The Stink in Farts Controls Blood Pressure (link!)
[link to www.livescience.com]
A smelly rotten-egg gas in farts controls blood pressure in mice, a new study finds.

The unpleasant aroma of the gas, called hydrogen sulfide (H2S), can be a little too familiar, as it is expelled by bacteria living in the human colon and eventually makes its way, well, out.

The new research found that cells lining mice’s blood vessels naturally make the gas and this action can help keep the rodents’ blood pressure low by relaxing the blood vessels to prevent hypertension (high blood pressure). This gas is “no doubt” produced in cells lining human blood vessels too, the researchers said.

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12/11/2008 09:37 AM
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Re: The Stink in Farts Controls Blood Pressure (link!)
False !

I farted in a mans room with a hi pressure problem and the poor bastard died of a massive hart failure as he smelled the wett one !
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12/11/2008 07:54 PM
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Re: The Stink in Farts Controls Blood Pressure (link!)
bumpfor hilarity!
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12/11/2008 07:56 PM
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well i guess I m good to go!
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12/11/2008 08:07 PM
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haha funny

now people will be using this reason as an excuse for letting them rip.
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12/11/2008 08:14 PM
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Re: The Stink in Farts Controls Blood Pressure (link!)
I will sell my exhaust for twenty bucks a pop to anybody with a blood pressure problem. mmm, two hits for 35 and even deeper discounts for volume buys.
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12/11/2008 08:16 PM
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Re: The Stink in Farts Controls Blood Pressure (link!)
I can corroborate that article.

Fascinating. I knew God created farts for a reason.
Babe in a Bunker

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12/11/2008 08:17 PM
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Re: The Stink in Farts Controls Blood Pressure (link!)
Why isn't this pinned?
Well it seems so real I can see it
And it seems so real I can feel it
And it seems so real I can taste it
And it seems so real I can hear it
So why can't I touch it?
So why can't I touch it?


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BAHN NOY
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12/11/2008 08:26 PM
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After eating cabbage kimchee and black bean paste, my farts have been known to be powerful enough to suffocate a warehouse full of people....



Farting ki kim crap Farting ki
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12/11/2008 08:28 PM
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My blood pressure is GREAT then!
"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing"
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12/11/2008 08:35 PM
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If ANY THREAD is pin worthy, it is THIS ONE!
tootsie

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12/11/2008 08:40 PM
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I will give my hubby a thanks for his contributing to my health
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12/11/2008 08:45 PM
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I will give my hubby a thanks for his contributing to my health
 Quoting: tootsie

This is EXACTLY why I will NEVER MARRY!

When your "lover" jokes about the bad smell of your farts and accepts it, imo, the romance is fucking gone!!
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I will give my hubby a thanks for his contributing to my health

This is EXACTLY why I will NEVER MARRY!

When your "lover" jokes about the bad smell of your farts and accepts it, imo, the romance is fucking gone!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 570612


I thought it was pretty funny.

Do we get a reduction in our flatulence tax for contributing to global health?





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