My 2yr old just said "God is in the oven" Doom!

i like my god medium rare so that there's still a little bit of gamey flavor to it.

OP, ask you daughter what she means by that. Ask her does she see God in the oven? If so, what does he look like. If she says no, ask her who told her that God is in the oven.



I asked her why and she said "to say hi to us". What does God look like? OMG lmao, "God looks like sumping else, God is teeny" He's teeny? "yeah, (pinches fingers close together) he's really teeny". Do you see God in the oven? "yeah" Then she told me to be quiet... I think she started to get aggravated with the 3rd degree ;) Ended with "God goes in the oven because he's hot"

Do I need to call an exorcist now? Oh wonderful, more to add to the panic.



Edit to add: Every now and then when we are in the bathroom, she looks up and points and says "there is a man there, flying". She says it very casually, like it's normal. Then sometimes she'll say that he's sitting there. A couple times she pointed to a man in the foyer of the house. She's very matter of fact about it. Then one day, I asked her if the man was in the bathroom today and she said "no, he's not there now"

I remember years ago when my other daughter (9) now. She was 4 at the time. She had to have surgery on ther eyes. They gave her the koolaid drink before surgery. She was on the bed getting very drowsy and all of a sudden lifted her head up and looked over my shoulder. Then she weakly lifter her arm up and pointed, saying, "mommy, you have wings behind you". My husband and I looked at each other and turned around. It was a blank wall and noone else in the room. Very freaky indeed. We still talk about that day!

Interesting. Did you know that the Vietnamese have a tradition/superstition that a spirit the call "The Oven God" for lack of better terms, resides there.

He's duty is to observe you throughout the year, then right before Lunar New Year, they perform a ritual that send him to heaven to "report" how you've been to God. You then perform a ritual to bring him back and say "Thank you".

I go through this every year with my Vietnamese partner. I poke fun at it a little by saying that this Oven God reminds me of Santa Claus. He knows if we've been naughty or nice and he keeps a list to report on.

Your girl is telling you that you are pregnant with a boy.

shoot, my 3 year old niece tells me there are large lizard men that sometimes walk around her backyard...

taller than me, big eyes, two legs/arms, green skin, and they "walk fast", that's what she told me.



LMAO! HOLY SHIT! That is so damn funny. But spooky too.

shoot, my 3 year old niece tells me there are large lizard men that sometimes walk around her backyard...

taller than me, big eyes, two legs/arms, green skin, and they "walk fast", that's what she told me.



LMAO! HOLY SHIT! That is so damn funny. But spooky too.




It's good that you respect your kid and make sure you understand what she is saying. One day she could be trying to tell you she is being molested but if she knows you tend to blow her off and not take her seriously she will KNOW she can't go to you. She will know that she is alone. A problem that is more common than most of us care to know, Tanith.

Your girl is telling you that you are pregnant with a boy.

They say kids see dead people.

So, out of the blue, she just turned to me and put her hands out and said "God is in the oven". I asked who put him there..."I don't know, he's in the oven"

They say kids see dead people.

So, out of the blue, she just turned to me and put her hands out and said "God is in the oven". I asked who put him there..."I don't know, he's in the oven"




Sure he didnt say "God I feel like an Egg McMuffin?"

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you'll have to raise the BS flag, cuz I have no link for this one ;) Although, if I did... she sure is a cute little girl! And I'm not just saying that! :)