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That's me and my big fat head in my avatar LOL.

Poor little fella.

all the people flirting on this thread this is for you:

I remember hearing about Mike Tyson once. I was a martial artist way back when, and for kicks I'd demonstrate (i.e. showoff) by rapidly punching using a modified isshinryu punch to concrete block wall extremely hard and fast like a piledriver and people's eyes would bug out.

Later I'd heard that once Mike Tyson had done that, but he'd actually punched a concrete block THROUGH the wall in one blow. I thought, "Whoa" I got to see this guy fight.

Then I heard him talk and laughed my ass off.
He's a freak and that voice...

omg. Lmao, it took me a few to get the "kith". LOLOL. poor mike.

Yup, he's a real charmer when he's not biting off ears or eating peoples children...

POP QUIZ people...

Would you rather fight Mike Tyson for 3 rounds... or talk like him for the rest of your life?

omg. Lmao, it took me a few to get the "kith". LOLOL. poor mike.

Get it over with quickly. 3 rounds. I'd stab myself if I had to listen to him for a week, let alone life.
The words literally had me confused. lol.

Agreed.

He's sounds like a gay keebler elf doped up on valium with a lisp... That can knock out a blue whale with a left jab...

I was just thinking... It's funny how they call it a lisp when people that have a lisp can't even pronounce it...

"why do you sound like that?"

"I have a lithp"...


Whoever came up with that sure had a laugh.

You're a bit thlow today!

I was just thinking... It's funny how they call it a lisp when people that have a lisp can't even pronounce it...

"why do you sound like that?"

"I have a lithp"...


Whoever came up with that sure had a laugh.

One could say he's not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree. ;)

Shut up! Can you imagine being in the same room with Mikey boy and Sylvester Stallone? It pains me to even think about it! ;)

Indeed talk about a mind fuck, ask a dyslexic to spell dyslexia!

I was just thinking... It's funny how they call it a lisp when people that have a lisp can't even pronounce it...

"why do you sound like that?"

"I have a lithp"...


Whoever came up with that sure had a laugh.

That is so sad. True but sad.

Randomly though have any of you seen the end of the world video? That is one of my favorites.

No Pengie, youtube? Or where else can I see it?

There's a joke about Thor the Thunder God. He comes to Earth and meets a pretty bar maid in a pub. It's a backwater one and she's pretty, but when she opens her mouth, he realizes she has a speech impediment. They chat for awhile, and he invites her upstairs for the night. In the morning, after making love for most of the night, he realizes he never told her who he really was. He announces, "I guess I should tell you, I'm Thor." She replies, "You think your thore, I'm tho thore I can't even thith."

I have a weak R and my name starts with an R....lol

Just edited post above. ^^^ :)
Awww and pengie, so cute

That is so sad. True but sad.

Randomly though have any of you seen the end of the world video? That is one of my favorites. It reminds of this topic.

I have a weak R and my name starts with an R....lol

Plus you have a cute accent...

;)

Who would ever notice anything but your gorgeous entrancing face????? Meteors could be crashing all around and I'd just be looking into those eyes.

LOL... I haven't seen that..

"I am, Le Tired..."

"wellthentakeafuckingnap, THEN FIRE THE MISSILES!!!"

lol

That is so sad. True but sad.

Randomly though have any of you seen the end of the world video? That is one of my favorites. It reminds of this topic.

Hee hee Classic. "Oh shit"