That's why whenever I talk on my cell, I make sure to spout opinions I'd like people to know: 9/11 was an inside job! Bush is more useless than a Chia Pet! Cheney makes Darth Vader look like Mother Theresa! Obama is a citizen of Kenya! The mainstream media are a pack of fools!

Etc.

At least I feel part of the world is listening, and maybe making a transcript.