Y'know, I woke up this mornin'

At noon, and I was still a bit drunk, too.

Felt great, had a good feed, and started on the Christmas booze, again.

I'm drinking a rather fine port at the moment.

How about you, Ms. Tuna?


I am feeling a champagne brunch (Well, Linner really) coming on in honor of Ms. Eartha Kitt


We all gotta go sometime.

Ms. Eartha was a hot lady, and loved by millions.

That's not too fucking shabby, in my opinion.


I've lost some things and I don't know where they are :(


Relax, hon.

Drink a little champers.

The lost things will turn up.