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How can I be the best Asshole I can be?

 
Anonymous Coward
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01/22/2009 04:03 AM
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How can I be the best Asshole I can be?
I want to be the biggest Asshole I can be. I want to give people a reason to not like me since they already don't even though Im a nice guy. I feel I owe it to myself and others like me. Tips on creative ways to be an Asshole? I really want to be an Asshole to women but also other men.
Buster Balzac
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01/22/2009 04:03 AM
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Re: How can I be the best Asshole I can be?
Try taking cyanide.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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Re: How can I be the best Asshole I can be?
Try taking cyanide.
 Quoting: Buster Balzac 598079

Good one fellow Asshole!
Anonymous Coward
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01/22/2009 04:04 AM
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Re: How can I be the best Asshole I can be?
Just keep being yourself.
Anonymous Coward
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01/22/2009 04:05 AM
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Re: How can I be the best Asshole I can be?
cup you hand.

fart in it.

close your hand.

then open it in front of another persons face.
Anonymous Coward
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01/22/2009 04:07 AM
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Re: How can I be the best Asshole I can be?
Do your Kegel exercises regularly.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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01/22/2009 04:07 AM
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Re: How can I be the best Asshole I can be?
Tommorrow I am going to smile at attractive women and nod my head in a hello gesture. The ones that give me the "Go To Hell" look are going to hear me say "Hello Whore!"
Anonymous Coward
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01/22/2009 04:08 AM
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Re: How can I be the best Asshole I can be?
Well you got my 1 star vote.
Anonymous Coward
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01/22/2009 04:08 AM
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Re: How can I be the best Asshole I can be?
Just repeat everything you hear on fox news, pretty easy really!
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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Re: How can I be the best Asshole I can be?
Well you got my 1 star vote.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 329158

Thanks Asshole!
Winningjob

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01/22/2009 04:13 AM
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Re: How can I be the best Asshole I can be?
Balance.
Hillcrest

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01/22/2009 04:38 AM
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Re: How can I be the best Asshole I can be?
I want to be the biggest Asshole I can be. I want to give people a reason to not like me since they already don't even though Im a nice guy. I feel I owe it to myself and others like me. Tips on creative ways to be an Asshole? I really want to be an Asshole to women but also other men.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 596120



change your screen name to "Punisher"



stoned
Water always wins. :sun:
douche bag
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01/22/2009 05:04 AM
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Re: How can I be the best Asshole I can be?
I am always right and I cant tell you since I dont know how to be an asshole, becuase im better then you and perfectly and perfect as I can be.
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