I MADE BARACK OBAMA THE 44TH PRESIDENT

Every Presidential candidate I ever supported or voted for lost in the primaries or the election.

Voted for Ross Perot in 1992 and also had leanings toward George H.W. Bush. Both of them lost to Bill Clinton.

Voted for Harry Browne of the Libertarian Party in 1996 and had leanings toward Bob Dole. Both of them lost to Clinton.

Supported John McCain in the Republican Primaries in 2000. He lost to Bush.

Voted for Al Gore in 2000. He lost to Bush.

Voted for Michael Badnarik in 2004 and had leanings toward John Kerry. Both lost to Bush.

Supported Hillary Clinton in the Democratic Primaries in 2008. She lost to Obama.

Voted for John McCain in the 2008 election. He lost to Obama. I also voted for Republicans in the House and Senate and they lost to Democrats.

That's right Obama supporters. You owe me a huge debt of gratitude. My vote curses whomever I vote for or support, whether they're Democrat or Republican. I make Bob Shrum and his curse on Democrats look like kindergarten recess.

Therefore, I'm the reason Obama is the President.

Don't you ever forget it or I may be tempted to vote for Obama in 2012. And you know what that means.