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Swearing can make men impotent

 
Omphaloskepsis
10/20/2004 07:04 AM
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No matter how much I read about homeopathy it fails to make sense to me! I first saw this at Russian news site a day or two ago and took it as a Pravda joke. ;)
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Swearing can make men impotent

Too much swearing can make men impotent and women develop male characteristics including facial hair and extra muscles.

According to research by Russian scientist Gennady Cheurin and his team at the Centre for Ecological Safety and Survival in Yekaterinburg, the research was based on the popular belief that water has a type of "memory" that can be influenced by positive and negative forces.

Cheurin said that his team had sworn at a glass of water for several hours and then poured it over wheat seeds. Only 48 per cent of those seeds which were watered with the "foul" water sprouted as opposed to 93 per cent of seeds watered with holy water taken from natural springs.

Cheuring said: "We then looked at heavy swearers and others who never used bad language, and found whenever men use these words in their daily life, this immediately leads to sexual dysfunctions, i.e. impotence. If a woman uses these words in her daily speech, she slowly begins transforming into a man, getting more hair and muscles."

A paper recently published in the reputable journal Physica A by Swiss chemist Louis Rey found that even though they should be identical, the structure of hydrogen bonds in pure water is very different from that in homeopathic dilutions of salt solutions.

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some guy
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Talk dirty to me you hairy thang!

:)
Flea
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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The F**K you say...
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SickLilBitch
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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So according to this study a swearing man becomes less of a man, but a swearing woman becomes more of one... Huh? 1dunno1
Legit AC
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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anger maybe, but just making a certain sound.... no way
Mai laya
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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1rof1lmao
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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WTF?
Every time I fuck my wife we use the rudest and dirtiest words and it turn us both on very much.
I tell her what a slut of bitch she is and how i am going to take her out and sell her as a prostitute. Talking like this makes us both horny. Now you are telling me all that fucking was an illusion?
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Well what a bunch of stupid bullshit, those damn basturds donīt know shit. Total dumbasses.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Oh... i forgot to say. My wife doesnīt swear cos i told her i donīt want to end up fucking a man.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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how can fuck be a sear word? it is just a word describing a normal human function.
Cunt is another word , so is cock.
Who comes up with this shit.... OH shit ... i canīt wank anymore...help...
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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I guess Moose will be in trouble then when the time comes to please the opposite sex...
el fundio
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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you all know this here be bull shit a man is going to become impotent just cause he cusses.yall know know its bullshit
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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European swearing isnt like out swearing...ours is mostly bodily function or sexually based, theres is mostly relegious based.

Its at least possible that that could have a psycological affect on someone with latent or surpressed relegious fears.
Black
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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>>>>If a woman uses these words in her daily speech, she slowly begins transforming into a man, getting more hair and muscles."


rofl

no wonder some of my potty mouthed exes now look like hulk hogan.

lmao
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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utter bullshit
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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RenownBraveHeart
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Oh, motherfucker!

It sure the fuck does NOT!

Where the fuck do you get this pussy shit from?!
Faydra
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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This is ridickerus!

If this was true, my hubby would be a Victoria Secret model by now!
The sign says:
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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"NO FUCKING SWEARING IN HERE! OR ELSE!"





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