A CARELESS man is in hospital after slicing off his Penis and Flushing it away

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I was just thinking... this is one of these cases where you don't really appreciate some things until they are gone...

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How on the planet was he careless enough to lop off his "wee wilfred scott"...I mean what was he doing in the bathroom shaving it with a straight razor...I mean....Wow...

I guess Circumcision is an art.

I'm thinking alcohol was involved....

Well ... look at the bright side: He'll never make that mistake again.

If I did that, I'd be thinking just kill me, life has no more meaning.

Could be a case of "If thine eye offend thee pluck it out."

Those penis' have been know to wreak havoc.

From the Sun? Please. I think half the stuff on Page 3 is fake!

is this real ?

Ill lose both arms and legs before I lose my pecker

OWNED!

Hell of an appendage to invest your whole life in don't you think?

He was probably high on pot and was dazed and confused.

Men are fucked up these days. Sooooooo fucked up and they think some asian broad is their salvation from their own insanity?

I love how there are related stories to the right.

What the hell was he doing in there?

Pin request!

Maybe he was married and didn't need it any more. posted by [pewag]

LOL! Says the poster on GLP.

First off, please don't post anything ever again OP! kthnxbai

j/k - kinda...

Second, if he could just accidentally lop it off and flush it in a typical bathroom...it probably wasn't that useful in the first place.

Third, scissors, electric trimmers, slamming it in the shower door repeatedly all take quite a bit of time and effort...what does this guy keep in his bathroom?

So I'm going with fake because it's from The Sun, the lack of details (what kind of reporter doesn't get details for something like this!), and the fact that it hasn't hit international news...yet.

Okay, now I'm going to be paranoid using the bathroom for a while...thanks a lot...

I don't think they said if it was accidental or not...
You'd be surprised how many penis-mutilation fetishes there are out there

no, it'll be true, the Sun is probably the most downmarket British newspaper, target audience being white van- driving, pie- eating, football, bingo and tits types, but it's stories are real, although often portrayed in a ludicrously nationalistic, biased or jingoistic way

5 starred just for your username.

Who said comedy was dead?

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Yeesh, I'm glad we don't have one of those in my house!

"Honey, get off the toilet!"

That's what religion can do for you.

Poor tormented demented sinner.

So that's the reason they're in there so long!!!

I just hate it when that happens!

Is that one of those Asian bidet toilets ????