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How to cheat the online casino.

 
Anonymous Coward
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From long experience.
At casino there is 1 rule "if 1 than 0" so stay out.Please
HippyChild  (OP)

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02/08/2009 06:57 PM
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I don't get how you would win 2000 by playing your system. you would only win 5 each time you play
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400 winning bets in a week.. it's not that much lol.. call it 600 bets overall (I'm pretty good at calling the computer).. probably 100 a day? 1 bet takes about 20 seconds.. so... about half an hour a day oughtaa do it :P.

Plus i did place a few more riske bets for shits and giggles that just happened to pay off.. £5 on 36, who woulda thought? lol..

I'm not advocating gambling.. but this is hardly gambling.

Besides, you're smart enough to make your own decisions...
It's all about perspective..
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Interesting.. I tried this on my "just for fun" casino game on my computer, and darned if it doesn't work. I did have a bit of luck, in that I chose red and had a period where there was a red winning streak. Had it been the other way around, (my base amount was 10 bucks in play money) I may have needed to go as high 1280 to get a win and go back to the base amount. So it's not without risks, but if you don't get a huge run of the wrong color (or zero/double zero) it gradually pays off.

It goes without saying, quit when you're ahead.

Hippy, do you treat a zero as the "wrong color" and continue with the doubling?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 546868


Yep, no win, keep it up. I make sure that after winning £150 I take it outta the casino.

I should probably mention that i have £2000, cash lol... not virtual casino money...actual cash. I can touch it, it's right here with me. It's not going anywhere near the casino, It's buying me a new stereo tube amp and a big bag of weed :P

If I run out of money in the casino, it's tough shit. I build it back up again from £5, making small bets. If you're sensible, you won't lose. I'm not an addict.. I'm just doing very well for myself with an excellent system. I can't lose, as all the money I'm betting with is won from other bets, and I've already made significant profit..

If I lose bigtime, I lose £150. I put £5 back in, make it back up in 20 mins.. take it out but a 5, do it again, take it out but a 5, do it again, take it out but a 5, do it again... oh no! i lost! *puts another 5 in* raise to 150, take it out but 5, do it again...etc. EASY!

Gambling addict my arse.. Gambling addicts lose money. I'm just playing the system for half an hour/an hour a day. Then i walk away and forget about it lol.. Well I don't.. because there's new shit everywhere from the money I've won :P
It's all about perspective..
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Seriously the piramid doesn't work.If you have luck and finnish under the 9th hand it's ok.But if you pass that point(and you will pass) it's usseless to continue.The bookmakers/casino work on 10% juice so if you try to win 1024E from one table that has 1E minimum stake.......you did a poor job doing your homework.
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02/08/2009 07:27 PM
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It's all about perspective..
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02/08/2009 07:50 PM
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bsflag bsflag
This doesn't work, if it did you wouldv'e kept it to yourself

Online roulette tables doesn't allow more then $200 on a single bet

l've seen red or black come out 9 times straight and if zero comes out you lose, 5, 10, 20, 40, 80, 160....Fail 5a
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bsflag bsflag
This doesn't work, if it did you wouldv'e kept it to yourself

Online roulette tables doesn't allow more then $200 on a single bet

l've seen red or black come out 9 times straight and if zero comes out you lose, 5, 10, 20, 40, 80, 160....Fail 5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 602168


No... see, I like sharing the wealth and happiness. Why would i keep it to myself? I'm still making money either way, might aswell spread the word and make people happy *shrugs*

I don't need to make more than 200 on a single bet... you'd already know that if you'd read the thread. My maximum bet is 80.
I keep 155 in the acount so i can play my strategy.. It's quite simple, and works very well thankyou very much!
It's all about perspective..
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02/08/2009 08:08 PM
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Had a friend long ago who used this same 50/50 chance betting.. Its such crap--

the odds that red will come in 50% of the time or black is on a HUGE mathamatical scale.

My friend would wait til the roulette wheel went black or red st least 5X straight then would bet the opposite--if he lost he would double down and usually win.
Were in AC Now he's up 8K plus the 4K he brought to make 12K in 2 hrs and were just hanging out. He has to go visit the wheel again. After 6-8 reds in a row he places his his first bet BLACK -red+loss-another-red+loss again and again til he has enough for 1 good bet .The wheel has given over 20 reds in a ROW had to be more but I lost count.

Last bet for all the marbles he will either go home broke or just get his original cash back..RED--what a shitty trip after that-we even stayed to watch the wheel pump out another 10 or so reds just to see when the fuck BLACK would come. Something like close to 40-50 reds in a ROW-


Same guy 3 yrs later in Vegas says fly on in I'm up 35K and got a room getting some hookers. I graba stash of cash and by the time I find him he is signing death notice for the EXTRA 10G he lost . He had no plane ticket either. So I get him home back here to NY and he has 24hrs to get the 10G back to Vegas. Good thing his pops had cash.


Roulette is for total fucking losers.
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02/08/2009 08:23 PM
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Had a friend long ago who used this same 50/50 chance betting.. Its such crap--

the odds that red will come in 50% of the time or black is on a HUGE mathamatical scale.

My friend would wait til the roulette wheel went black or red st least 5X straight then would bet the opposite--if he lost he would double down and usually win.
Were in AC Now he's up 8K plus the 4K he brought to make 12K in 2 hrs and were just hanging out. He has to go visit the wheel again. After 6-8 reds in a row he places his his first bet BLACK -red+loss-another-red+loss again and again til he has enough for 1 good bet .The wheel has given over 20 reds in a ROW had to be more but I lost count.

Last bet for all the marbles he will either go home broke or just get his original cash back..RED--what a shitty trip after that-we even stayed to watch the wheel pump out another 10 or so reds just to see when the fuck BLACK would come. Something like close to 40-50 reds in a ROW-


Same guy 3 yrs later in Vegas says fly on in I'm up 35K and got a room getting some hookers. I graba stash of cash and by the time I find him he is signing death notice for the EXTRA 10G he lost . He had no plane ticket either. So I get him home back here to NY and he has 24hrs to get the 10G back to Vegas. Good thing his pops had cash.


Roulette is for total fucking losers.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 276543


Read the thread *rolls eyes*. Your friend was an idiot, I quit while I'm ahead and bank often. If i lose some money, I accept it and stick to my limits.. I just build it up from nothing again and again, resulting in profit.

It works, I'm not trying to bullshit you guys.. why would I? But hey, if you don't like the advice, move on. Tis cool with me.

Just trying to spread the mirth people... :)

I'm making money. If I lose all of my money, I'll tell ya. But since it's under my bed in a satchel...somehow I doubt that I will!

It's not like I won big once lol. I've just been winning small constantly...

Cheat the casinos, grab all that you can. They're corrupt and fucked up systems made to prosper on ruining lives. If you can profit from something like that, I say do it.. If you don't believe my system works, try it... (most sites have a play for free option)...try it allllll day long if you want. I promise that you'll always come out on top :)

If you just have some moral obligation that does not allow you from believing that profitting from this is possible as it stems from gambling.. keep it to yourself. My system is not gambling lol.. it's winning.
It's all about perspective..
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02/08/2009 08:24 PM
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bsflag you are playing with play money, or you are a new ''sucker'',sorry I meant, VIP Customer to an online casino.

All online casinos are a scam, they are letting you win knowing you will keep gambling your first winnings because you came up with a fool proof system, after a few days or hours they take control of the software and you'll find your account balance at 48 cent which they are ''forced'' to keep because the min bet to any game is 50 cents and min withdrawal is $50

If your max bet is 80 then that gives you only five bets this will not work in the long run, learn how to play a game of skill like poker
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02/08/2009 08:28 PM
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I have used this method in blackjack, it works until you get scared of the next huge amount of money you have to bet.

I won 1500$ doing it first time I went to vegas.

I lost 800 the second time.

I lost 1200 the third time.

I quit at this point.

I think it would work if you had about 20,000$ to start, and brass balls of steel.

You can do it with war, blackjack, roulette.

Good luck to those who try it.

I would never, never, ever gamble with an online casino.
HippyChild  (OP)

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02/08/2009 08:29 PM
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bsflag you are playing with play money, or you are a new ''sucker'',sorry I meant, VIP Customer to an online casino.

All online casinos are a scam, they are letting you win knowing you will keep gambling your first winnings because you came up with a fool proof system, after a few days or hours they take control of the software and you'll find your account balance at 48 cent which they are ''forced'' to keep because the min bet to any game is 50 cents and min withdrawal is $50

If your max bet is 80 then that gives you only five bets this will not work in the long run, learn how to play a game of skill like poker
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 602168


Bla bla bla... prove it :) My ongoing profit says different.

And i can play poker, but i do it for fun and clothes, not money. I don't gamble... I don't have enough money to gamble lol. Poker doesn't gurantee you a win, even if you're great at it. Used to play a few tournements.. good fun, usually ended up on the last table.. but no guranteed profits.
It's all about perspective..
HippyChild  (OP)

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02/08/2009 08:38 PM
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Anyway, I'm done with this thread, I've passed on the message... but the spammers are insisting that I am wrong, when I have a stack of cash in front of me..

So..kinda bored with it lol..

Make your own minds up..
It's all about perspective..
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02/08/2009 08:45 PM
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Just made a bag of money, thought I should probably pass on my learnings...

Play roulette.

Bet 5 on black. If red wins, bet 10 on black, if red wins again, bet 20 on black, if red wins again bet 40 on black.. doubling the amount you play until you win. When you win, start over from scratch again. You won't lose any money this way..think it over if you don't understand.

You can do it with figures as high as you want, it'll still work. Just rememeber to keep track of how much you're betting and how much the betting limit is. If you run out of headroom, you can potentially lose alot of money if the odds are against you..

You'll always win, so long as you don't run out of money or hit the maximum bet limit.

Easy.

Have fun :P
 Quoting: HippyChild


Haha. Those sites are a scam. They're off-shore. They will let you play this strategy with a free trial version with no money at stake, but once you put money into your account they will let you go only far enough to make you think you've got them beat and then whammo! 20 black in a row and they take you for a couple of grand. Beware online casinos. They are operated by organized crime.
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Anyway, I'm done with this thread, I've passed on the message... but the spammers are insisting that I am wrong, when I have a stack of cash in front of me..

So..kinda bored with it lol..

Make your own minds up..
 Quoting: HippyChild

rivotears
Listen you will end up losing your money, get out now if they let you damned
Come back in a week and tell us how you lost your money, listen to the monk he knows how it works i've played on every online casino there is since 1999, its a scam tantrum
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02/08/2009 10:13 PM
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Just made a bag of money, thought I should probably pass on my learnings...

Play roulette.

Bet 5 on black. If red wins, bet 10 on black, if red wins again, bet 20 on black, if red wins again bet 40 on black.. doubling the amount you play until you win. When you win, start over from scratch again. You won't lose any money this way..think it over if you don't understand.

You can do it with figures as high as you want, it'll still work. Just rememeber to keep track of how much you're betting and how much the betting limit is. If you run out of headroom, you can potentially lose alot of money if the odds are against you..

You'll always win, so long as you don't run out of money or hit the maximum bet limit.

Easy.

Have fun :P
 Quoting: HippyChild


You must be new to gambling. Look up the Martingale System.
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02/08/2009 10:17 PM
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Yep, it's called a Martingale.

And the problem with it is... your wins are small bets, while your losses are huge, maxiumum. You can win the Martingale over and over and over, but each little win will NOT add up to the one big devastating loss.

Trust me, and trust others. Martingale systems are losing systems.

Use it at your own risk!
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Yep, it's called a Martingale.

And the problem with it is... your wins are small bets, while your losses are huge, maxiumum. You can win the Martingale over and over and over, but each little win will NOT add up to the one big devastating loss.

Trust me, and trust others. Martingale systems are losing systems.

Use it at your own risk!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 574624


But I'm winning lots of small bets upto £155, then I'm cashing out. So my max loss is £155.. which I can make up again in like 20 mins lol. Then I pull it out.. so I never have the oportunity to lose huge amounts as each time I'm using abit of self control and building up my profits from £5 making small bets.. It's works as long as you excercise some self control. Sure, I've lost about £450.. But overall I'm now sitting on £2430 gross profits... could be worse.

That money is mine, they can't touch it. I put another 5 into their system, build it up to £155, take out £150, build up from £5 again. I can't really lose tbh... unless I suddenly decide that I need to put £1000 in there to try and make the big win, which is when they'd get me. But since I'm quite content with a more than adequate pay out due to a little patience, they can't freakin touch me.

So seriously, how would I lose big? The max I can lose is £5 x 20 mins of my life (=£155)... big deal lol. For the profits I'm making in an hour, I can live with that. Beats flipping big macs and waiting for the economy to collapse :P
It's all about perspective..
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This system is called the 'martingale' and works for a limited amount of times BUT a run of the wrong colour / zeros will wipe any short-term profit.

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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This system is called the 'martingale' and works for a limited amount of times BUT a run of the wrong colour / zeros will wipe any short-term profit.

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
 Quoting: Bob Sadgit


OOps - didn't read 2nd page :(
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02/09/2009 08:26 AM
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Will someone please read what I've been saying through the whole thread and give me an actual reason why MY system wouldn't work. It's the martingale or whatever... but a sensible version. READ. LEARN.

Now tell me how my system is going to make a(n overall) loss?
It's all about perspective..
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This system is called the 'martingale' and works for a limited amount of times BUT a run of the wrong colour / zeros will wipe any short-term profit.

[link to en.wikipedia.org]


OOps - didn't read 2nd page :(
 Quoting: Bob Sadgit


lol Thank you! So.. am I still going to end up losing all my money.. or do you, as I do, think that I'm safe?
It's all about perspective..
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02/09/2009 08:40 AM
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i encountered 13 blacks in a row wtf!!!...blew my fucking account...thanks OP :(

I call this system BS bsflag
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02/09/2009 08:46 AM
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Makes sense, red / black is a 50/50 bet...

Peace!
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02/09/2009 08:57 AM
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The next spin is completely random from the previous spin. So if red has hit 20 times in a row, your odds are still 50/50 on red or black. The number board in the casino is to push the odds in their favor. Pay no attention to it.

Peace!
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A friend of mine makes a living from playing poker online, so it is really not that far fetched.
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Just made a bag of money, thought I should probably pass on my learnings...

Play roulette.
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 Quoting: HippyChild


Yeah, know it but make sure you know the highest bet or at least know how many times you can bet in the game. Works for any 50:50 odds game.
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i encountered 13 blacks in a row wtf!!!...blew my fucking account...thanks OP :(

I call this system BS bsflag
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 605900


Shoud've quit before then. I said to set yourself limits and accept some losses... jeeez.

I quit and accept defeat after 5 repeat losses and start over.. you just need to be sensible about it man. Sorry if I didn't make it clear enough..
It's all about perspective..
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bump
It's all about perspective..
Anonymous Coward
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02/09/2009 10:11 AM
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i hate to tell you this but i worked in a casino and red has come up 26 times on the spin

you would run out of money pretty fast!





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