I just got back from the ER and am jacked up on morephine...ask me a question

Why were you at the ER?

do you feel the urge to take more morphine?

druggie.

Next you'll be selling your asshole on the corner for another hit.

Gall bladder attack. Thanks for asking.

Well, I do have a prescription for Loritab!

Those are nasty... Have to get that bugger out. I made about 17 trips to the ER for a good shot before they figured out I had gallstones. Very memorable.

I hope you get well soon!

Do you have any extra morphine?

I do not believe that people in the hospital should be injected with morphine as a standard

i believe Oxymorphone is what they should be injected with, for a slightly better effect and slightly less side effects

You lucky fucker, I had an ablation done on my heart last month and they wouldn't give me any feel good drugs because it would mess up my heart rythmn. I felt like shit for four days!

Get well soon!

Oxymorphone should be the new standard to inject people in pain with, why use morphine when Oxymorphone is slightly sharper, cleaner less itching and such?