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OMG!! Man's PENIS injured in GRINDER ACCIDENT!!!

 
Anonymous Coward
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02/18/2009 10:08 AM
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OMG!! Man's PENIS injured in GRINDER ACCIDENT!!!
wtf

[link to www.brisbanetimes.com.au]

A man whose penis met an ill fate with a grinder in Brisbane's north this afternoon has been rushed to hospital.

It is understood the 23-year-old was working in Northgate when he was injured just after 2pm.

A Department of Emergency Services spokeswoman could not identify the type of grinder that had injured the man or detail how he came in contact with the device.

Although the extent of his injuries is not known, paramedics who treated the man at the scene were able to stem the bleeding.

He was transported to the Royal Brisbane Hospital
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02/18/2009 10:11 AM
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Re: OMG!! Man's PENIS injured in GRINDER ACCIDENT!!!
i'm gonna go with non-accident. Your pants to accidently come unzipped, your penis accidently come out, and then accidently go into a grinder.
Mysterysoul

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02/18/2009 10:12 AM
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Re: OMG!! Man's PENIS injured in GRINDER ACCIDENT!!!
Musta been one hot grinder for him to "accidently" have that happen...
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming--WOO HOO what a ride!"
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02/18/2009 10:12 AM
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Re: OMG!! Man's PENIS injured in GRINDER ACCIDENT!!!
I'll have the Penis burger with special sauce please! Hold the pubes!
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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02/18/2009 10:13 AM
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Re: OMG!! Man's PENIS injured in GRINDER ACCIDENT!!!
i'm gonna go with non-accident. Your pants to accidently come unzipped, your penis accidently come out, and then accidently go into a grinder.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 611196


Don't you know that men like to stick their penii in anything that resembles a hole?
Anonymous Coward
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02/18/2009 10:18 AM
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Re: OMG!! Man's PENIS injured in GRINDER ACCIDENT!!!
I'm trying to maintain the necessary illusion that guys are not that dumb and this ain't helping...
NikkiLaVey

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02/18/2009 10:20 AM
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Re: OMG!! Man's PENIS injured in GRINDER ACCIDENT!!!
At least I'll have lots of pain meds when my outie gets made into a Innie next month! lol
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02/18/2009 10:22 AM
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Re: OMG!! Man's PENIS injured in GRINDER ACCIDENT!!!
woah,
Anonymous Coward
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02/18/2009 10:22 AM
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At least I'll have lots of pain meds when my outie gets made into a Innie next month! lol
 Quoting: NikkiLaVey

Holy thread killer bat man! **puke**
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02/18/2009 10:35 AM
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Re: OMG!! Man's PENIS injured in GRINDER ACCIDENT!!!
I going to say a prayer for this man. (is he still a man)

His life will forever be changed.
The Analog Guy

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02/18/2009 10:48 AM

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Re: OMG!! Man's PENIS injured in GRINDER ACCIDENT!!!
i'm gonna go with non-accident. Your pants to accidently come unzipped, your penis accidently come out, and then accidently go into a grinder.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 611196


Maybe the grinder was his exwife
I say burn all of your bridges while you still have control of the flame.
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