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Dear Idiots, nobody with half a brain cares about spelling mistakes

 
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02/18/2009 06:39 PM
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Dear Idiots, nobody with half a brain cares about spelling mistakes
This is a post to all the half wit retards in my world that like to point out peoples spelling mistakes.

Your the type that doesn't actually contribute to a discussion in any useful way, or society for that matter. Whats hilarious too, is that YOU don't even realize how retarded you are, and that is actually the scary part.

Someone could come up with the most amazing revelation ever... One so amazing it could change all our lives for the better and make life kick ass in ways never imagined! This amazing revelation could be part of a rebutal to something you might have said even. But since you "spelling" douchebags clearly have problems with being challenged, you just pull out "the spelling card".

"Monkey is spelled MONKEY, Einstein, not "monkie" "

And you'll smugly point that out like the retards you are, somehow CONVINCED that the world is even slightly a better place afterwards, because YOU pointed that out. You do this too, with such a sense of satisfaction (that only a retard could cultivate) that you negate from even having to contribute ANYTHING to the conversation at hand WHAT SO EVER.

"I just told a guy how to spell something... MY WORK HERE IS DONE!" <--- thats you.

I'll ask this, while you were busy being a retard and finding spelling mistakes, did the article you were reading actually make any good points? Did the author, amidst their stupid stupid stupid spelling errors make any valid points or revelations?

Well you probably wouldn't know, would you, you freaking fart sniffing penis toucher! After all, hey, you found a spelling mistake! It doesn't matter that this person has just shot you and your bogus arguments into the ground, HE MADE A SPELLING MISTAKE!!

So whoever you creeps are, seriously drop dead. You may as well be dead already if all you can do for a conversation is point out spelling errors. But hey, thats right "Einstein", I just forgot - when the internet was invented the department of education hired you to comb the internet and find every spelling mistake you could, for the good of mankind! What a noble task you little spelling bee champions have! God bless you all!
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02/18/2009 06:41 PM
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02/18/2009 06:41 PM
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Re: Dear Idiots, nobody with half a brain cares about spelling mistakes
Your grammar smells like convict ass
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02/18/2009 06:42 PM
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Re: Dear Idiots, nobody with half a brain cares about spelling mistakes
i guess you're right. i mean, people with half of their brain wouldn't even recognize a spelling mistake in the first place.

as for us whole-brainers, we care.
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02/18/2009 06:42 PM
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Re: Dear Idiots, nobody with half a brain cares about spelling mistakes
Somebody failed a school test today..
Everything is permitted..
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02/18/2009 06:43 PM
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Re: Dear Idiots, nobody with half a brain cares about spelling mistakes
Hay OPie Fuc oft.
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02/18/2009 06:43 PM
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Re: Dear Idiots, nobody with half a brain cares about spelling mistakes
Your grammar smells like convict ass
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 189801


Do expand on this. =) thats one of the more unique insults ive seen in ages. I know it's strait forward, but please, elaborate.
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02/18/2009 06:44 PM
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Re: Dear Idiots, nobody with half a brain cares about spelling mistakes
an illiterate society is an easily fooled society. much easier to get the ignorant to do what you what than to get well educated peeps to do what you want.

spelling is important. misspell too often and you look like a real idiot esp. since there's a spell checker on this forum. if you don't use the spell checker, you look lazy AND stupid.
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02/18/2009 06:45 PM
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Re: Dear Idiots, nobody with half a brain cares about spelling mistakes
applause for op
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02/18/2009 06:45 PM
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Re: Dear Idiots, nobody with half a brain cares about spelling mistakes
Haha I can already see you "whole brained" people starting to get upset and poo poo pants because someone is breaking down your precious little "spelling card".

Oh no how am I going to sound smarter and one up people now?! My spelling card was the easiest cop out I had to convince myself I'm smart!! :(
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02/18/2009 06:46 PM
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Re: Dear Idiots, nobody with half a brain cares about spelling mistakes
i'd rather read one short spelling correction post than your entire crappy rant. you're like a wannabe creative writer the only problem is - you're not creative.

"you freaking fart sniffing penis toucher" seriously? I bet you thought that was some of your 'best work' too.. huh? Aren't you late for work? Wal Mart doesn't like their employees late.
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02/18/2009 06:46 PM
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Re: Dear Idiots, nobody with half a brain cares about spelling mistakes
Was there a point to your rant OP? I can't really tell given all the distracting spelling and grammatical errors your post contains.
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02/18/2009 06:47 PM
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Re: Dear Idiots, nobody with half a brain cares about spelling mistakes
applause for op
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 617528


THANK YOU!!! You have made my creative efforts worth it. hf
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Re: Dear Idiots, nobody with half a brain cares about spelling mistakes
Haha I can already see you "whole brained" people starting to get upset and poo poo pants because someone is breaking down your precious little "spelling card".

Oh no how am I going to sound smarter and one up people now?! My spelling card was the easiest cop out I had to convince myself I'm smart!! :(
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 574662

applause
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Re: Dear Idiots, nobody with half a brain cares about spelling mistakes
"Your the type that doesn't actually contribute to a discussion in any useful way, or society for that matter. Whats hilarious too, is that YOU don't even realize how retarded you are, and that is actually the scary part."



Yep, you don't even realize how retarded you are ... hilarious!

At least make an effort to converse properly in the English language. It shows some level of intelligence. Just because you cannot spell, don't take it out on all of us. Maybe you should have studied a little harder at school!
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applause for op


THANK YOU!!! You have made my creative efforts worth it. hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 574662


Posting to yourself from your laptop, huh?
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02/18/2009 06:48 PM
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Re: Dear Idiots, nobody with half a brain cares about spelling mistakes
Your the type that doesn't actually contribute to a discussion in any useful way

In this instance you menat "you are" which should be "you're".

J/K...I agree with your post... hf
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02/18/2009 06:48 PM
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Re: Dear Idiots, nobody with half a brain cares about spelling mistakes
Idiots is not a proper noun, therefore, it does not need capitalization.

lol Asshat
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02/18/2009 06:49 PM
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Re: Dear Idiots, nobody with half a brain cares about spelling mistakes
i'd rather read one short spelling correction post than your entire crappy rant. you're like a wannabe creative writer the only problem is - you're not creative.

"you freaking fart sniffing penis toucher" seriously? I bet you thought that was some of your 'best work' too.. huh? Aren't you late for work? Wal Mart doesn't like their employees late.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 587000



So, uhhh, your a creative writer expert? Really, you think what I wrote was creative writing? Thanks. hf
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02/18/2009 06:50 PM
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Re: Dear Idiots, nobody with half a brain cares about spelling mistakes
the OP is just telling you to start looking at the things you do more objectivity.. from a 3rd person perspective... and stop being so narrow minded
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02/18/2009 06:50 PM
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Re: Dear Idiots, nobody with half a brain cares about spelling mistakes
You were doing pretty good until you started calling names, name callers and spelling police aren't much different.
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02/18/2009 06:50 PM
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Re: Dear Idiots, nobody with half a brain cares about spelling mistakes
bsflag
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02/18/2009 06:51 PM
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Re: Dear Idiots, nobody with half a brain cares about spelling mistakes
YOU"VE GOT MY VOTE

spelling means nothing as long as the message is readable.

to take you monkey example, if someone was able to see what the word meant, and correctly identify the meaning

- i.e. hairy long armed bottom scratching simian-

which they clearly could if they were correcting its spelling, then they are wasting everybodys time including there own pointing it out.

I mean these are forums, not final exams, and do not need ' marking'. Good rant.
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02/18/2009 06:51 PM
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Re: Dear Idiots, nobody with half a brain cares about spelling mistakes
OH GOD, THAT "EINSTEIN" CRACK WAS TRUE COMEDIC GENIUS, I LAUGHED, I CRIED, I WET MY PANTS.
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02/18/2009 06:52 PM
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Re: Dear Idiots, nobody with half a brain cares about spelling mistakes
To me, when I'm reading something somebody is presenting, by writing it on the internet for others to read, it does set off a red flag to me to not take it too seriously if there's a plethora of spelling errors and grammatical mistakes going beyond the ken of conversational writing.

If it's truly important and visionary, wouldn't the person want to show that little extra caring towards their intended readers by making it easy to read and clearly understand by using capital letters when appropriate, make attempts at punctuation, run a spell check so readers don't find themselves fumbling over the intended meaning?

Do we really have to dumb ourselves down? Really?

Yes, sometimes there IS a ruby in that mountain of rock, but as a courtesy to your readers it's good to at least try to write as well as you can.
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02/18/2009 06:53 PM
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Re: Dear Idiots, nobody with half a brain cares about spelling mistakes
"Your the type that doesn't actually contribute to a discussion in any useful way, or society for that matter. Whats hilarious too, is that YOU don't even realize how retarded you are, and that is actually the scary part."



Yep, you don't even realize how retarded you are ... hilarious!

At least make an effort to converse properly in the English language. It shows some level of intelligence. Just because you cannot spell, don't take it out on all of us. Maybe you should have studied a little harder at school!
 Quoting: User # 78/68



See, look at this asshat, whom I've quoted above here. What a pylon. "Maybe you should have studied a little harder at school!"

You mean prison? And what would have I studied "harder" while being dumbed down in our bogus education system? I'm glad the sheep machine worked on you just fine. I love how upset the spelling card makes you caucasian, smug ass, douchebags. You have nothing without your precious spelling card. None of you can even concede my point about wether or not someone MAKES a point in spite of their spelling mistakes... I'm not talking about my sardonic bullshit either, i mean anyone.
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Re: Dear Idiots, nobody with half a brain cares about spelling mistakes
To me, when I'm reading something somebody is presenting, by writing it on the internet for others to read, it does set off a red flag to me to not take it too seriously if there's a plethora of spelling errors and grammatical mistakes going beyond the ken of conversational writing.

If it's truly important and visionary, wouldn't the person want to show that little extra caring towards their intended readers by making it easy to read and clearly understand by using capital letters when appropriate, make attempts at punctuation, run a spell check so readers don't find themselves fumbling over the intended meaning?

Do we really have to dumb ourselves down? Really?

Yes, sometimes there IS a ruby in that mountain of rock, but as a courtesy to your readers it's good to at least try to write as well as you can.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 603920


english is not everyones native tongue... live with it
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02/18/2009 06:54 PM
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Re: Dear Idiots, nobody with half a brain cares about spelling mistakes
To me, when I'm reading something somebody is presenting, by writing it on the internet for others to read, it does set off a red flag to me to not take it too seriously if there's a plethora of spelling errors and grammatical mistakes going beyond the ken of conversational writing.

If it's truly important and visionary, wouldn't the person want to show that little extra caring towards their intended readers by making it easy to read and clearly understand by using capital letters when appropriate, make attempts at punctuation, run a spell check so readers don't find themselves fumbling over the intended meaning?

Do we really have to dumb ourselves down? Really?

Yes, sometimes there IS a ruby in that mountain of rock, but as a courtesy to your readers it's good to at least try to write as well as you can.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 603920



Very well said. Bravo. Someone who can see beyond satire and poop tossing monkie
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Re: Dear Idiots, nobody with half a brain cares about spelling mistakes
i'd rather read one short spelling correction post than your entire crappy rant. you're like a wannabe creative writer the only problem is - you're not creative.

"you freaking fart sniffing penis toucher" seriously? I bet you thought that was some of your 'best work' too.. huh? Aren't you late for work? Wal Mart doesn't like their employees late.



So, uhhh, your a creative writer expert? Really, you think what I wrote was creative writing? Thanks. hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 574662


looks like you're (yes that's for you) critical reading skills need some polishing, as well.
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Re: Dear Idiots, nobody with half a brain cares about spelling mistakes
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lmao
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02/18/2009 06:56 PM
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Re: Dear Idiots, nobody with half a brain cares about spelling mistakes
You were doing pretty good until you started calling names, name callers and spelling police aren't much different.
 Quoting: Turtles Know

Agreed, I did laugh at "fart sniffing penis toucher" though.

That applies to all males.





GLP