SOMEBODY HELP ME!! I'M STARTING TO BELIEVE THAT THE BIBLE IS NOT BULLSHIT!

Damn.. sound like the evening news program!

Where are you when God needs you?

It's a two way relationship.

You want to know if the scriptures are real and if Jesus existed, then get familiar with Biblical numerics. Not the bull crap on the internet.

Buy

Biblical Mathematics: Keys to Scripture Numerics
How to count the Bible

by Ed. F. Vallowe

Published by The Olive Press

I think it is like $14 or $15.

Simple to understand and proves unequivocally that the scriptures were divinely written through a host of prophets over hundreds of years.


And to the people that say Christ never lived, you are either the damned, the slumbering, or the wicked fallen to the ways of Lucifer. Lucifer spreads confusion because he is confusion. And, it doesn't matter how many links you provide to false information on the web that supports confusion. The path to damnation is wide, and the path to righteousness is very, very, very narrow. Pray that you slumber, for ignorance is bliss.

The Day of the Lord will be soon. The season is at hand because the birthing pains of a new era is upon us.

Let the fearful lash out, they can do no harm. They are no different than the moaning of the wind before the true storm. Their master, the Antichrist will soon be revealed after this NWO gets teeth. The Antichrist will claim to be Christ and fool many for he will work miracles as if he were Christ himself. Even bringing lightning down from the sky. He will not be a man from within the political arena.He will come in peaceably because he will arrive in a manner that mimics Jesus. It will be an arrival that people envision; the Eastern sky parting and coming in the clouds with his fallen angels.

Before this WW3 will most likely break out, and then the Antichrist will come into the picture. He will even possibly claim that WW3 was Armageddon. And why not? I hear it parroted all over MSM that WW3 and Armageddon are synonymous. And once again, this is a lie. A falsity to confuse those of good foundation. All the better to fool the masses with. He will even possibly promise a rapture as to escape this world if you worship him. Then he will set himself up in Jerusalem proclaiming himself to be God in his newly built temple. This is the Abomination of Desolation spoken of by Daniel the prophet.

It's coming folks. Look around you. We are just at the beginning of this wild ride. And as for the skeptical, may you eat cake.

A bit anthropomorphized, but good point.

Yep.

I'll tell you about me. I have been studying prophecy without the use of church for over 30 years now. I have concluded few things as strongly as these two.

1. bible is 100% truth. It supports every word in two places and even says two witnesses are required for truth. contrary to idiots who says otherwise it has 0 contradictions.

2. you're a fool if you turn against other information.

Here's an excerpt from the Gospel of Irdoomed.
(Note, I wasn't there, so you should treat this as something that was made up because it was.)

At the last supper, Jesus said to his disciples, "Soon I going to get nailed to a tree, this is going to really suck."

Jesus's disciples said, "We won't allow it, what can we do to stop it oh lord?"

Jesus replied, "Nothing, but teach my flock about microbiology, they must learn that it's important to cook food properly and that it's far more than eating certain foods that are low in Cholesterol or reduce their LDL levels."

The disciples replied, "WTF is Cholesterol?"

Jesus replied, "In order to observe my teachings, it's important to understand my intent, so that you may better pass these on to future generations. Otherwise atheists will say christians are dumb and deride them for it."

The disciples replied, "WTF is an atheist?"

Jesus replied, "Remember the wedding in Caanan, when those guys had that big fight after the booze ran out and I made antiseptic? I'm going to need that tomorrow so don't guzzle it all, like you did back then."

The disciples replied, "Man that antiseptic sure tasted great!"

Jesus said, "You're not supposed to drink it, you're suppose to put it on wounds and injuries so they don't become infected."

End of excerpt

The point is, that many of the misunderstandings from the Bible are caused in my opinion, to be due to the lack of understanding caused by the relatively low level of technology at the time.

Had Jesus had a electron microscope, we would have a very different version of the Bible. Although the disciples might still have been idiots that drank antiseptic all day.

Learned scholars of their time unfortunately weren't much better, due to their lack of an electron microscope also and we should take that into account when reading the Bible.

If we do then the Bible makes for a very scary read.

A bit maybe, but it is a very intimate relationship

Why can't I reply to this?

Go to hell GLP.