People always say "Wake Up!"

It's like this. I'm flying on a plane sleeping away and the air waitress wakes me up and says, "Please wake up and put your seat in the upright position, we are going to experience turbulence."

I say,"Are you completed brain dead? Why would I want to wake and experience something so crappy when I can just sleep right on thru it?"


zyyess, take z blue pill


Agreed!