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Penis vs. Grinder

 
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Man's penis injured in grinder accident

A man whose penis met an ill fate with a grinder in Brisbane's north this afternoon has been rushed to hospital.

It is understood the 23-year-old was working in Northgate when he was injured just after 2pm.

A Department of Emergency Services spokeswoman could not identify the type of grinder that had injured the man or detail how he came in contact with the device.

[link to www.brisbanetimes.com.au]

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Well it seems so real I can see it
And it seems so real I can feel it
And it seems so real I can taste it
And it seems so real I can hear it
So why can't I touch it?
So why can't I touch it?


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02/23/2009 11:45 PM
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WTF?
was he trying that scene from american pie with the grinder?
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OH MY GOD!
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We are all f@ckin speechless
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02/23/2009 11:46 PM
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Sausage grinder, perhaps.
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WTF?
was he trying that scene from american pie with the grinder?
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A Department of Emergency Services spokeswoman could not identify the type of grinder that had injured the man or detail how he came in contact with the device.

I think you might be on to something...
Well it seems so real I can see it
And it seems so real I can feel it
And it seems so real I can taste it
And it seems so real I can hear it
So why can't I touch it?
So why can't I touch it?


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02/23/2009 11:59 PM
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Grinder 1
Penis 0
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I'd never put my bud in that grinder again...
Life's like a ride in an amusement park, and when you go on it you think it's real, because that's how powerful our minds are, and the ride goes up, down, and around and around and it has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly colored. It's very loud, and it's fun for a while, and some have been on the ride for a long time, and they begin to question is this real, or is this just a ride? And some people have remembered,
and they come back to us and they say, “Hey – don’t worry, don’t be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride…” And we… kill those people.
“We have a lot invested in this ride. Shut him up. Look at my furrows of worry. Look at my big bank account and my family. This just has to be real.” Just a ride. But we always kill those good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok. But it doesn’t matter because: It’s just a ride. And we can change it anytime we want. It’s only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings and money. A choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love, instead, see all of us as one. Here’s what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money that we spend on weapons and defences each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace.”

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Apparently he is now going around half cocked.
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Man's penis injured in grinder accident

A man whose penis met an ill fate with a grinder in Brisbane's north this afternoon has been rushed to hospital.

It is understood the 23-year-old was working in Northgate when he was injured just after 2pm.

A Department of Emergency Services spokeswoman could not identify the type of grinder that had injured the man or detail how he came in contact with the device.

Although the extent of his injuries is not known, paramedics who treated the man at the scene were able to stem the bleeding.

He was transported to the Royal Brisbane Hospital.
[link to www.brisbanetimes.com.au]
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They really should stop fucking the machinery LOL

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That's just not funny.
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Ugh, seen worse. You know the kind of friend that emails you things that you just don't need to see on a regular basis?

Hatchet VS genitals.

WHY!?!?!?!?! :|
It's all about perspective..
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when I was a paramedic, we got a call from a guy that got sucked into a cotton gin...

we spent hours finding all the pieces...

he did not make it...
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Obviously a meat grinder.

sausage anyone?
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Attempted self-castration?

There are better ways to do it. Just use a pig castration knife.

Don't ask me how I know that. It might get me into (more) trouble.
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I thought this thread was about a new Japanese monster movie.
Dang it.
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Didn't specify if it was a meat or metal grinder...During warm weather, I work in my metal shop wearing shorts....while using a wire wheel on the grinder, A few metal bristles thrown off by the wire wheel impaled Mr. Winky...then there was the other time when I was plasma cutting wearing flip flops.....
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I thought this thread was about a new Japanese monster movie.
Dang it.
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That would be "Penis vs. Glinder"
Well it seems so real I can see it
And it seems so real I can feel it
And it seems so real I can taste it
And it seems so real I can hear it
So why can't I touch it?
So why can't I touch it?


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attention
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I think they are talking about the grinder above, not the kitchen appliance one

..just a thought!

and btw bloody fucking OUCH!
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Man's penis injured in grinder accident


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Grinder vs. penis

Grinder always wins
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Grinder vs. penis

Grinder always wins
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That's why I had a titanium penis installed.
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BE CAREFUL OUT THERE PEOPLE
Water always wins. :sun:
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you've got to get out of that bunker dear .
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Did he struggle much, or did you sedate him first?
after you excitedly lured him back to your lair with promises of
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that grinder tore his penis like a chimp havin a bad day.








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Just a flesh wound.





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