I know your question was sarcastic in nature...

But here is the thing, if he wasn't qualified, I would want to know it.

I want to know because I have a right to know the eligibility of my President...

We all have a right to know.

If this happens on your watch, don't bitch when the tables are turned and Ahhhnold of Caleeforneeea becomes the next pres.

The good and the bad goes both ways.