That article is... evil.

Not because it's a lie... but rather, because it's not a lie.

Thank God I already knew half of this shit and have never been naive enough to maintain a relationship with creatures as fickle and spurious as women are.

I am the "asshole" that women want... but I'm not the asshole that women get.

Nope, I'm just a plain ol' asshole, pure and simple.