What the hell does a 'bigfoot' sound like?

Mountain bikeing in the moon light earlier. Took a break
to look around after hearing something like an owl that
had smoked cigars its whole life go " ho ahaaaa....".... emphezima cough .

I didn't see or hear anything moving. So Walking away I hear
another shrill "ahhhha". So I keep on walking a lil bit, stop look around, and walk some more.
Twenty minutes later I hear what sounds like a big stick
beat on a rock after it was thrown. And now I hear something
walking in the leaves and a rock get tossed and bounce down the hill toward me.
I mutter fuck it and lay my bike on the side of the trail.
I look around and try to find it. No luck. So I pick up my
bike and started walking off again.
Made it home. Had time to chill. Now Im sorta mad at myself
for not flicking on my gtl222 on my glock and going after 'it'.
I just hope its pissed off that i ignored it and kept on going.
So how is everyone else tonight ?