Well..if you want to be miserable..

Just ACCEPT the FACT..(Like all of us here at GLP)..that we are INESCAPABLY DOOOOMED!!!


There is NOTHING you can do aboput it except piss and moan and about the ONLY real happiness GLPERS have is the prospect of IMPENDING DOOM!

We get REAL SAD we we DONT get blown to smitherines by a terrorist attack or poisoned in some chemical spill or anhialated by a space rock or cooked to death by a solar flare or crushed in an earthquake or buried in lava or swept away by a tidal wave or starved to death in some famine or killed of by a bird flu or poisoned to death by a chemtrail or fried by a haarp malfunction or vaporised in some atomic war or stolen and disected by some aliens or kidnapped by the PTB and tortured to death in a fema camp or experimented on in some underground virus lab or shot by some random killer gone nuts or tazed to death by some crazy cop or beaten to death in a food riot...

Heck..we just dont GET UP in the morning unless we at least HOPE one of the above might happen and brighten up an otherwise doomless day.