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What is the wisest thing heard?

 
TheRoaminGnome

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03/12/2009 11:45 PM
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Re: What is the wisest thing heard?
Only two rules to remember.

1. All men are pigs
2. If ever any doubt....refer to rule #1
*This reply is no threat, nor is it meant to be misunderstood nor construed, twisted, bent or otherwise shaped into something it is not. It is not idle nor deliberate nor meant to be taken in any kind of way that would implicate anything other than thoughts of marshmallow clouds, spring mountains or anything else pleasant, yet not illegal. Also note anything you say or do in reply, whether positive, pissed off, bent out of shape or distressed in any human form (disregarding on record mental illnesses) can be held against you in a court of law. Let it further be known that if someone leaves a response that I find derogatory, I reserve the right to piss and moan, cuss, kick objects that don't breath, (sorry PETA) and throw a general temper tantrum without be held responsible for any actions I may say or act out upon
mercury2

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03/12/2009 11:45 PM

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If you are a bird be an early bird, so you can catch a worm for your breakfast plate !

If you are a bird be an early bird, but IF YOU ARE A WORM SLEEP LATE!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 629561

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Billy bob
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03/12/2009 11:48 PM
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Mah Daddy tol me "If you can't eat it and you can't screw it,piss on it"
Anonymous Coward
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03/12/2009 11:49 PM
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He who farts first- laughs last..
Anonymous Coward
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03/12/2009 11:54 PM
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The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing. - Socrates
Liberal

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03/13/2009 12:02 AM
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Re: What is the wisest thing heard?
Whoever smelled it- dealt it.





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