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What is the wisest thing you have ever heard?

 
Belial
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03/12/2009 11:22 PM
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What is the wisest thing you have ever heard?
1. Eat life or life will eat you.

2. The biggest obstacle to a religious experience
is religion.

3. The tree is known by its fruit.

4. He who smites you on one cheek, smash him on the other.

Ok, lets here em.
Anonymous Coward
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03/12/2009 11:30 PM
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Re: What is the wisest thing you have ever heard?
"son, in this here shoe polish can is shinola. what the dog just left on your shoe is shit"
Lucian Ilea

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03/12/2009 11:41 PM
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Re: What is the wisest thing you have ever heard?
It's better to be boss in hell than servant in heaven
Lucifer
(yeah,I quote myself)
In Arvena Neo et in Arcadia Ego
I am an Atlantean living in Atlantis when it flew again :)
ZAL Moxe
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03/12/2009 11:43 PM
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Re: What is the wisest thing you have ever heard?
Learn to bend with the breezer you`ll break.
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03/12/2009 11:44 PM
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Never start two identicle threads or people will think you are lame
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Re: What is the wisest thing you have ever heard?
Learn to bend with the breezer you`ll break.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 628617

Or you`ll break....Too many cold meds..goonite
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03/13/2009 12:13 AM
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"That which does not kill us, only makes us stronger!"
just me
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03/13/2009 12:33 AM
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Its better to have and not need than to need and not have!

My friend and I came up with that on the way to a Sara Mclachlin (sp) concert while induldging and trying to pack our back pack on a day that was both sunny and rainy. Everyone I know in my family friends circle repeats this mantra continuously when we are trying to prepare for anything. IT APPLIES TO EVERY ASPECT OF LIFE. HEMP IS KING
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03/13/2009 12:39 AM
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No tree has branches so foolish as to fight amongst themselves.

...............we could learn a lot from that
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03/13/2009 12:42 AM
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Dude, get a dirtbike.
V

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03/13/2009 12:42 AM
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Put butter on your pie lad, 5 1/2's no joke!
"A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against its government."

"People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of the people."

"If ye love wealth greater than liberty, the tranquility of servitude greater than the animating contest for freedom, go home from us in peace. We seek not your counsel, nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you; May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen!!!"

“…if you will not fight for the right when you can easily win without bloodshed; if you will not fight when your victory will be sure and not too costly; you may come to the moment when you will have to fight with all the odds against you and only a precarious chance of survival. There may even be a worse case. You may have to fight when there is no hope of victory, because it is better to perish than to live as slaves.”

"I am a most unhappy man. I have unwittingly ruined my country. A great industrial nation is controlled by its system of credit. Our system of credit is concentrated. The growth of the nation, therefore, and all our activities are in the hands of a few men. We have come to be one of the worst ruled, one of the most completely controlled and dominated Governments in the civilized world no longer a Government by free opinion, no longer a Government by conviction and the vote of the majority, but a Government by the opinion and duress of a small group of dominant men." - Woodrow Wilson from his death bed regarding his involvement in the passage of the Federal Reserve Act of 1913.
DanG
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Re: What is the wisest thing you have ever heard?
people of above average intellect talk about Concepts

people of average intellect talk about Things

people of below average intellect talk about People

peace,
DanG



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03/13/2009 12:44 AM
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Re: What is the wisest thing you have ever heard?
"Patience is a waste of time" - Me

and

"It's not my problem. It's your problem" - A bitch I used to love/lust

Best advice I ever took. It WAS my problem. So I fixed it.
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03/13/2009 12:45 AM
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twee in da wind
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03/13/2009 12:50 AM
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President Barrack Hussein Obama
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03/13/2009 12:52 AM
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President Barrack Hussein Obama
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 563342

Thats about the biggest fucking joke ive ever heard in my whole life GOOD ONE.
Douggie

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03/13/2009 12:55 AM
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Re: What is the wisest thing you have ever heard?
work smarter, not harder.
Not brainstorming....but effective.
They have the power to create reality

I could explain it better but I would need charts, graphs and an easel.

By the way....which ones pink?
Chunk

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03/13/2009 12:56 AM
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don't eat yellow snow
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03/13/2009 12:58 AM
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Re: What is the wisest thing you have ever heard?
President Barrack Hussein Obama

Thats about the biggest fucking joke ive ever heard in my whole life GOOD ONE.
 Quoting: just me 598208


I need to go to bed because I thought the title said "what is the WEIRDEST thing you have ever heard in your life?"
TheGasMan

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03/13/2009 12:58 AM
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There is no point in worrying about things you have no control of.
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03/13/2009 12:59 AM
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Re: What is the wisest thing you have ever heard?
all of this is irrelevant because sometimes some of these sayings apply, sometimes they don't. you need to find all the universal principles behind them for these sayings to be useful. for some reason, humanity loves hermeticism and occult/hidden meaning. well, i was born to put an end to this bullshit. I tell the truth, and tell it EXACTLY as it is for everyone to listen. now i need to tell it to the world.
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03/13/2009 01:00 AM
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Re: What is the wisest thing you have ever heard?
It is better to give then receive.

One that I made up because I have problems with this, and I tell my children.

If someone gets a reward, (bonus,recognition), that you think you should deserve, be happy for them!

If you can do this, you are truly a good person..


It is better to listen than to speak. - this is another one - it's easier to ramble good things about your self, then to listen to someone else ramble.
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give credit where credit is due.

respect your elders
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Re: What is the wisest thing you have ever heard?
people of above average intellect talk about Concepts

people of average intellect talk about Things

people of below average intellect talk about People

peace,
DanG
 Quoting: DanG 585146


wow this one is clever.

now, what happened to that actress?????? :}
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03/13/2009 01:02 AM
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"in silence, the highest form of wisdom, is found" - me

we can all be armchair gurus!! all you need is a smarter person's work to hack and a keyboard! . c'mon let's be e-gurus together!!

i'm going to google proper coma usage so i can make the whole thing more believable.
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Re: What is the wisest thing you have ever heard?
1. If your life saving plan involves somebody bailing you out your plan is inherently flawed.

2. Where one wont stay three will. (relationship advice.)

3. You wont see it until you believe it.

4. There is nothing more powerful than an idea whos time has come.

5. Its not how much you make but how well you manage what you do make.
A Concerned Canadian

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03/13/2009 01:04 AM
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The greatest gift is the gift of giving - me
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03/13/2009 01:09 AM
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Re: What is the wisest thing you have ever heard?
Morality is doing what is right no matter what people say.

Religion is doing what other people say no matter what is right.
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03/13/2009 01:10 AM
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In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king.
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Re: What is the wisest thing you have ever heard?
people of above average intellect talk about Concepts

people of average intellect talk about Things

people of below average intellect talk about People

peace,
DanG




 Quoting: DanG 585146

bump i'll bump this
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Re: What is the wisest thing you have ever heard?
One of my fav's ~

"Remember that anything that can be taken
away from you cannot be you."
Anomalous Mallard
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03/13/2009 01:16 AM
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Re: What is the wisest thing you have ever heard?
Happiness

Happiness is providing one another with the help that you each need.

Unhappiness is demanding things from others that they are not willing to give.

Misery is believing you have a right to those things.





GLP