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MARS probe landing, ha, ha, ha, ha, "you couldn't land a probe/rocket using stabilizing thrusters on earth!"

 
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MARS probe landing, ha, ha, ha, ha, "you couldn't land a probe/rocket using stabilizing thrusters on earth!"
Never once has this been documented on earth.


Not once tested here on earth, and yet, these fawktarts managed to fool the most educated monkeys on the "round" earth that they can pull it off 100 million kilometers away on a "planet" named after a Fallen angel. (MARS)


SUCKERS!!!!
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Re: MARS probe landing, ha, ha, ha, ha, "you couldn't land a probe/rocket using stabilizing thrusters on earth!"
Oh - you mean like the AV8 Harrier does every day here on Earth?
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Re: MARS probe landing, ha, ha, ha, ha, "you couldn't land a probe/rocket using stabilizing thrusters on earth!"
Oh dear, maybe you should do a little research before looking like a fuckwit.

They used parachutes and airbags to get he Rovers safely down.

[link to marsrovers.jpl.nasa.gov]
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Re: MARS probe landing, ha, ha, ha, ha, "you couldn't land a probe/rocket using stabilizing thrusters on earth!"
Oh - you mean like the AV8 Harrier does every day here on Earth?
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MAR probe doesn't look like a Harrier jet, in case you haven't seen the Probe.

There is no air for this "Harrier Probe" to thrust off. FAIL!
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Re: MARS probe landing, ha, ha, ha, ha, "you couldn't land a probe/rocket using stabilizing thrusters on earth!"
Oh dear, maybe you should do a little research before looking like a fuckwit.

They used parachutes and airbags to get he Rovers safely down.

[link to marsrovers.jpl.nasa.gov]
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There is no air you fawkin moron. There's no tree on MARS!!! hf
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Re: MARS probe landing, ha, ha, ha, ha, "you couldn't land a probe/rocket using stabilizing thrusters on earth!"
Never once has this been documented on earth.


Not once tested here on earth, and yet, these fawktarts managed to fool the most educated monkeys on the "round" earth that they can pull it off 100 million kilometers away on a "planet" named after a Fallen angel. (MARS)


SUCKERS!!!!
 Quoting: DABELA 637996



Why is it that the least educated seem to have th most to say?

OP. I'm embarrassed for you.
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Re: MARS probe landing, ha, ha, ha, ha, "you couldn't land a probe/rocket using stabilizing thrusters on earth!"
Oh dear, maybe you should do a little research before looking like a fuckwit.

They used parachutes and airbags to get he Rovers safely down.

[link to marsrovers.jpl.nasa.gov]

There is no air you fawkin moron. There's no tree on MARS!!! hf
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air = atmosphere
mars does indeed have an atmosphere, thus it has air.
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Re: MARS probe landing, ha, ha, ha, ha, "you couldn't land a probe/rocket using stabilizing thrusters on earth!"
Oh - you mean like the AV8 Harrier does every day here on Earth?

MAR probe doesn't look like a Harrier jet, in case you haven't seen the Probe.

There is no air for this "Harrier Probe" to thrust off. FAIL!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 637996


"to thrust off" - you are a very stupid person who does not know how jet propulsion works.
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air = atmosphere
mars does indeed have an atmosphere, thus it has air.
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And therewith treeeeees!!!!

Show me a mars probe picture with treeeeees!!!! hf
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Re: MARS probe landing, ha, ha, ha, ha, "you couldn't land a probe/rocket using stabilizing thrusters on earth!"
MAR probe doesn't look like a Harrier jet, in case you haven't seen the Probe.

There is no air for this "Harrier Probe" to thrust off. FAIL!




"to thrust off" - you are a very stupid person who does not know how jet propulsion works.
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Can't explain it? FAWK-OFF!!!
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Re: MARS probe landing, ha, ha, ha, ha, "you couldn't land a probe/rocket using stabilizing thrusters on earth!"
MAR probe doesn't look like a Harrier jet, in case you haven't seen the Probe.

There is no air for this "Harrier Probe" to thrust off. FAIL!




"to thrust off" - you are a very stupid person who does not know how jet propulsion works.

Can't explain it? FAWK-OFF!!!
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I could but you are too stupid to listen. First you would have to understand Newton's Law of Motion and how any action causes an equal and opposite reaction.
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Re: MARS probe landing, ha, ha, ha, ha, "you couldn't land a probe/rocket using stabilizing thrusters on earth!"
air = atmosphere
mars does indeed have an atmosphere, thus it has air.

And therewith treeeeees!!!!

Show me a mars probe picture with treeeeees!!!! hf
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air does not beget trees.

especially when that air is 95% carbon dioxide.
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Re: MARS probe landing, ha, ha, ha, ha, "you couldn't land a probe/rocket using stabilizing thrusters on earth!"
air = atmosphere
mars does indeed have an atmosphere, thus it has air.




And therewith treeeeees!!!!hf

Show me a mars probe picture with treeeeees!!!!




air does not beget trees.

especially when that air is 95% carbon dioxide.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 454845

I/m sorry you're just too stupid, I/m going to have to ask you to leave.


Carbon dioxide (chemical formula: CO2) is a chemical compound composed of two oxygen atoms covalently bonded to a single carbon atom.


For Carbon-dioxide to exist, oxygen has to exist.

For Oxygen to exist, trees would have to exist.


Now get off my thread, STUPID!!
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Can't explain it? FAWK-OFF!!!



I could but you are too stupid to listen. First you would have to understand Newton's Law of Motion and how any action causes an equal and opposite reaction.
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You don't know it and don't understand it, this is why you believe the LIES of science-fiction!!! peace
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Re: MARS probe landing, ha, ha, ha, ha, "you couldn't land a probe/rocket using stabilizing thrusters on earth!"
I could but you are too stupid to listen. First you would have to understand Newton's Law of Motion and how any action causes an equal and opposite reaction.
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Punisher doesn't believe in Isaac Newton.

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It's good to be open-minded, just don't let your brain fall out.
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Re: MARS probe landing, ha, ha, ha, ha, "you couldn't land a probe/rocket using stabilizing thrusters on earth!"
I/m sorry you're just too stupid, I/m going to have to ask you to leave.


Carbon dioxide (chemical formula: CO2) is a chemical compound composed of two oxygen atoms covalently bonded to a single carbon atom.


For Carbon-dioxide to exist, oxygen has to exist.

For Oxygen to exist, trees would have to exist.


Now get off my thread, STUPID!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 637996


Plants make oxygen from what? Carbon dioxide! Did you fail Biology along with Earth Science?
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Re: MARS probe landing, ha, ha, ha, ha, "you couldn't land a probe/rocket using stabilizing thrusters on earth!"
Carbon dioxide (chemical formula: CO2) is a chemical compound composed of two oxygen atoms covalently bonded to a single carbon atom.


For Carbon-dioxide to exist, oxygen has to exist.

For Oxygen to exist, trees would have to exist.


Now get off my thread, STUPID!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 637996



Oh, so science is correct when it lines up with what your point of view is but the moment science can argue against you it is wrong? This is called hypocrisy and the reason no one will ever take you seriously. True science does not like hypocrisy, it likes solutions to problems and answers to questions, even if this means that the one making the observations needs to change their mind about their theory.

Funny how science fiction is good enough for you to make an attempt at proving a point.
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Re: MARS probe landing, ha, ha, ha, ha, "you couldn't land a probe/rocket using stabilizing thrusters on earth!"
Plants make oxygen from what? Carbon dioxide! Did you fail Biology along with Earth Science?
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^666

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Re: MARS probe landing, ha, ha, ha, ha, "you couldn't land a probe/rocket using stabilizing thrusters on earth!"
air = atmosphere
mars does indeed have an atmosphere, thus it has air.




And therewith treeeeees!!!!hf

Show me a mars probe picture with treeeeees!!!!




air does not beget trees.

especially when that air is 95% carbon dioxide.

I/m sorry you're just too stupid, I/m going to have to ask you to leave.


Carbon dioxide (chemical formula: CO2) is a chemical compound composed of two oxygen atoms covalently bonded to a single carbon atom.


For Carbon-dioxide to exist, oxygen has to exist.

For Oxygen to exist, trees would have to exist.


Now get off my thread, STUPID!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 637996


you need to learn the difference between oxygen the element and molecular oxygen. suffice to say that oxygen does not come exclusively from trees, or plant life in general.
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Re: MARS probe landing, ha, ha, ha, ha, "you couldn't land a probe/rocket using stabilizing thrusters on earth!"
Carbon dioxide (chemical formula: CO2) is a chemical compound composed of two oxygen atoms covalently bonded to a single carbon atom.


For Carbon-dioxide to exist, oxygen has to exist.

For Oxygen to exist, trees would have to exist.


Now get off my thread, STUPID!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 637996



Oh, so science is good to be used when you are attempting to prove your point but it is wrong when it can be used against you?

This is called hypocrisy. Science does not like hypocrisy and that is why you will NEVER be taken seriously. Science is about arriving at solutions to problems and questions even if that means a person will have to change their point of view in light of the data that is provided. Science has provided nothing but raw data that destroys your theories yet you keep coming back for more, almost like you enjoy being proven to be a mental midget.

The first few times you posted tripe like this as Punisher and the other handles, it was cute and typical trollish. The problem is that your beliefs seem to be genuine, and if you want to be taken seriously you will need to have your point of view published in a journal of your peers. Until then, conventional 5th grade science will continue to outperform your mentally challenged theories.
"It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change." -Charles Darwin
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Re: MARS probe landing, ha, ha, ha, ha, "you couldn't land a probe/rocket using stabilizing thrusters on earth!"
air = atmosphere
mars does indeed have an atmosphere, thus it has air.




And therewith treeeeees!!!!hf

Show me a mars probe picture with treeeeees!!!!




air does not beget trees.

especially when that air is 95% carbon dioxide.

I/m sorry you're just too stupid, I/m going to have to ask you to leave.


Carbon dioxide (chemical formula: CO2) is a chemical compound composed of two oxygen atoms covalently bonded to a single carbon atom.


For Carbon-dioxide to exist, oxygen has to exist.

For Oxygen to exist, trees would have to exist.


Now get off my thread, STUPID!!
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>>Think you are breathing oxygen right now, moran?
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I can't see you on this thread, 'where are you?"
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You brought it here anyway. You can't tell how deep those craters are, but the fact that there are smaller craters on the surface and rim of some of the bigger craters speaks volumes.
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Re: MARS probe landing, ha, ha, ha, ha, "you couldn't land a probe/rocket using stabilizing thrusters on earth!"
Never once has this been documented on earth.


Not once tested here on earth, and yet, these fawktarts managed to fool the most educated monkeys on the "round" earth that they can pull it off 100 million kilometers away on a "planet" named after a Fallen angel. (MARS)


SUCKERS!!!!
 Quoting: DABELA 637996

BS, it has been done, was called the DX Clipper or something like that.
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You brought it here anyway. You can't tell how deep those craters are, but the fact that there are smaller craters on the surface and rim of some of the bigger craters speaks volumes.
 Quoting: The Guy

The biggest meteorites hitting the moon's surface would leave a deeper cavity. The greater the mass/volume, the greater the force the meteorite impacts into the moon's surface leaving a deeper puncture. All moon pictures are plaster putty models, you cannot see the surface of the moon with a telescope let alone beyond as NASA/Government would have you believe. No telescope has seen a Planet. All Planet are drawings, another rendition of NASA and their Pseudoscience. No MARS probe landing. No Lunar landing.

NASA = Government = covert expansion of the War Machine!


EARTH SCIENCE IS SATANIC.
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Re: MARS probe landing, ha, ha, ha, ha, "you couldn't land a probe/rocket using stabilizing thrusters on earth!"
The biggest meteorites hitting the moon's surface would leave a deeper cavity. The greater the mass/volume, the greater the force the meteorite impacts into the moon's surface leaving a deeper puncture. All moon pictures are plaster putty models, you cannot see the surface of the moon with a telescope let alone beyond as NASA/Government would have you believe. No telescope has seen a Planet. All Planet are drawings, another rendition of NASA and their Pseudoscience. No MARS probe landing. No Lunar landing.

NASA = Government = covert expansion of the War Machine!


EARTH SCIENCE IS SATANIC.
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Actually, you can get a pretty good view of lunar craters with a good set of binoculars. Heck, I've seen three of Jupiter's moons with binoculars!
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Re: MARS probe landing, ha, ha, ha, ha, "you couldn't land a probe/rocket using stabilizing thrusters on earth!"
............christ, this kid is a retard.......

the internet is also good for research.....try it sometime



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Re: MARS probe landing, ha, ha, ha, ha, "you couldn't land a probe/rocket using stabilizing thrusters on earth!"
The biggest meteorites hitting the moon's surface would leave a deeper cavity. The greater the mass/volume, the greater the force the meteorite impacts into the moon's surface leaving a deeper puncture. All moon pictures are plaster putty models, you cannot see the surface of the moon with a telescope let alone beyond as NASA/Government would have you believe. No telescope has seen a Planet. All Planet are drawings, another rendition of NASA and their Pseudoscience. No MARS probe landing. No Lunar landing.

NASA = Government = covert expansion of the War Machine!

EARTH SCIENCE IS SATANIC.





Actually, you can get a pretty good view of lunar craters with a good set of binoculars. Heck, I've seen three of Jupiter's moons with binoculars!
 Quoting: The Guy

You see too many things, you see things that are not there, like the 90 degrees when in realty there was only 8.

These territories run 10's of thousands of kilometers.
[link to en.wikipedia.org]

These territories run 10's of thousands of kilometers.
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 Quoting: DABELA

What on Earth are you talking about?

Using the scale on the map you got from wikipedia, and other sources, the distance shown is about 900km, not tens of thousands. That gives an angle of about 8 degrees around the Earth, or about 2% of the way around, not 90 degrees.
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One, just one out of the bunch that can think!

The rest are just idiots with banners, or shills!
 Quoting: DABELA

Um, you do see 90 degrees of curvature in that pic.
 Quoting: The Guy





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