And from another glp thread...
Pittsburg, Kansas.
The residents of this quiet Kansas college town are in shock after a savage attack by a rabid pair of panties.
"Out of nowhere, these rabid bikini style size 7 panties started their attack by wrapping themselves around the head and over the eyes of Milford Tubbs Jr.
Milford staggered blindly, swinging in the air, hitting Mikie doogan.
Doogan then swung and hit "Candy" tooter.
"Candy" then pulled out his tazzer and unwisely fired it blindly.
Tazzing ALL THREE MEN.
They all fell to the ground writhing in pain.
All three men are hospitalized overnight for observation at ST GOFIGURE HOSPITAL in Pittsburg, Kansas.
Police report that the bikini panties are still at large.
They are described as pink with dark pink flowers and sporting a sinister smile.
PLEASE BEWARE.