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First Contact Soon!!! - Breaking News: Barack Obama prepares for UFO arrival, open alien contact !

 
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I have heard that this is true from some insiders i know.

Breaking News: Barack Obama prepares for UFO arrival, open alien contact - 27-3-2009

Breaking News: Barack Obama prepares for UFO arrival, open alien contact
Michael Cohen [email protected]
All News Web recently received a series of brief emails from some-one who claimed to have worked in the Pentagon within the DARPA agency on a project that involved collaborating closely with both NASA’s Ames Research Center and SETI. The person who has identified herself as ‘Tina’ has provided us with a number of scanned documents that back the veracity of her claims to some extent (these documents confirm a professional relationship to the Department of Defense, they do not relate to any information regarding the aliens).

The correspondent claims to have SAP clearance and has had some access to ‘Black Project’ information. She claims that a multitude of departments house small nucleuses of employees working on the same or related projects and information is very compartmentalised, provided on a 'need to know’ basis at her level of clearance.
‘Tina’ has a university degree in marketing and came to work on the project which she declines to name via an initial position in the Pentagons public relations operations. Her position involved relaying and rewriting electronic messages for distribution to certain world organizations regarding imminent open contact with an alien race. We are unsure as to why she has contacted All News Web.
According to Tina the last and only physical meeting between aliens and the Government and indeed the only actual official Government recorded UFO landing and alien visitation in the last century up until now occurred in the early 1950’s and was a meeting between three alien explorers and President Truman. The meeting involved some form of limited telepathic communication and involved the Aliens expressing relief that WW2 had come to an end. The aliens promised to return one day. The Aliens were about three foot and of somewhat classic ‘Grey’ appearance. Photographs were taken and these, which have been seen by a handful of media figures (Stanley Kubrick, Steven Spielberg), have become a basis for the traditional image of ‘Grey’ aliens.
The Aliens are believed to come from a planet about thirty light years away and it is unknown if they possess faster than light transport. Tina did not receive any information on Roswell or any reverse engineering projects involving ET technology. She does not discount other informal alien or UFO incidents.
The aliens seek to establish ties with Earthlings. They are able to monitor the goings on here remotely and it appears they are at least a thousand years ahead of humans technologically
According to Tina SETI is receiving and concealing regular explicit signals (and has been doing so for at least seven years) from this race that state that they are returning to earth in around four years (2013) and have spacecraft essentially mid-journey. The extra-terrestrials will land openly and in a way that will conclusively prove their presence and are doing so unilaterally. They have given the US government until then to prepare humanity for this event.
According to ‘Tina’s’ emails some powerful security figures would like to thwart this open contact but are powerless to do so. Many figures associated with NASA and even the Pentagon are positive about the event and a conspiracy to hide the truth form the world’s population is not unanimous.
What all parties agree on is that the best course of action is to leave any announcement of the event to the absolute latest possible time so as not to frighten people or harm the economy.
Major churches have been briefed on the matter and are being given time to shift their positions so as to accommodate this new reality. The US Govt has been ‘requested’ to mend and clean up rivalries and conflicts in preparation and this extra-ordinary event and this is the primary reason for Barack Obama’s peace gesture to Iran and indeed his very presidency. Barack Obama is in almost daily contact with SETI and is communicating with the aliens directly.
The aliens indirectly contributed to the development of internet search engines and they are in limited contact with Google through SETI. They are able to access the internet currently and their involvement in search engine research is for the purpose of allowing them to understand as much about earth as possible prior to their next arrival.

It is believed that search engine algorithms are somewhat based on the form of telepathic communication they use.
We at All News Web do not know what to make of these emails but feel obliged to publish their content. Do they represent the truth or will they end up on the slush pile of UFO theories along with so many others? Only time will tell.
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In my opinion anyway
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Hi OP,

I think the first initial contact will be with human-like visitors, not the Grey's. You don't want to scare too many people right away, especially those with rigid religious beliefs.
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I have heard that this is true from some insiders i know.

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That practically guarantees it is bsflag
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No official announcement so as not to 'damage the economy'?!!

What frickin economy?!

The economy would boom after gvt confirmation. There'd be plenty of people buying - uh - 'defense devices', tin foil, duct tape, bomb shelters and crystals!
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April second is SOOn, 2013 is not SOON you idiot.
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Hi OP,

I think the first initial contact will be with human-like visitors, not the Grey's. You don't want to scare too many people right away, especially those with rigid religious beliefs.
 Quoting: Taz 73563

That is the plan
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Hi OP,

I think the first initial contact will be with human-like visitors, not the Grey's. You don't want to scare too many people right away, especially those with rigid religious beliefs.
 Quoting: Taz 73563


We're not going to contact you publicly.

I doubt the Greys will either.

None of this stuff is true.
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Hi OP,

I think the first initial contact will be with human-like visitors, not the Grey's. You don't want to scare too many people right away, especially those with rigid religious beliefs.


We're not going to contact you publicly.

I doubt the Greys will either.

None of this stuff is true.
 Quoting: Alcyone 644383


You could not be more wrong. I am sure of that.
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OP, please return later to explain why it didn't happen.
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"They are able to access the internet currently and their involvement in search engine research is for the purpose of allowing them to understand as much about earth as possible prior to their next arrival."

So they need internet to know about earth? They must have layed off Blossom godchild from her channeling job. Eh....this recession is too bad folks.
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If our government doesn't try to shoot them out of the sky, you'll know it's not the real deal.

The real ones get chased.
"Arrows of hate have been shot at me too, but they never hit me, because somehow they belonged to another world, with which I have no connection whatsoever." - Albert Einstein
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when they come i will only allow them to take the beings that are of the dark side.. they try and fuck with any of my kind their entire species will be annihilated by me.. i know they are not of my light so they aint shit in this universe.. if they be good little aliens and listen to the commands given to them when the time comes i will let their slimy little asses live on but thats not a promise.. they know if they step out of line its all over..
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The only aliens that Obama is going to encounter soon are those filtering in over the Mexican border, I did not know that they are being referred to as greys, and yes they do affect our economy.
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We have actually made contact;The secret is embedded as deep as the alchemy spells from the Dark Ages, and as spiritually enligthening as the dawn of the Renaissance. (Starbrite)

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"They are able to access the internet currently and their involvement in search engine research is for the purpose of allowing them to understand as much about earth as possible prior to their next arrival."

So they need internet to know about earth? They must have layed off Blossom godchild from her channeling job. Eh....this recession is too bad folks.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 647237

If they access the interenet, do they post on GLP?
Rise from the ashes;Liting a flame which shall smoulder until it reaches the intensity of an inferno leaving a path of scorched earth in its wake, henceforth, in a new season a garden of flowers shall bloom. (Starbrite)

Life is a process;Enjoy the drive as much as the destination. (Starbrite)

We have actually made contact;The secret is embedded as deep as the alchemy spells from the Dark Ages, and as spiritually enligthening as the dawn of the Renaissance. (Starbrite)

LOVE UNCONDITIONALLY, DO NOT HATE! (Starbrite)

www.Starcopia.com
www.footprintsintheshiftingsan​d.wordpress.com
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Hi OP,

I think the first initial contact will be with human-like visitors, not the Grey's. You don't want to scare too many people right away, especially those with rigid religious beliefs.
 Quoting: Taz 73563


I heard the Greys are robotic beings constructed to serve their masters anunnakis ?
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If our government doesn't try to shoot them out of the sky, you'll know it's not the real deal.

The real ones get chased.
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WELCOME !!


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All aboard.. Too the meat processing plant..
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hmm ..i wonder what the chances are that the probability of this being true is somewhat less than the likelyhood "Tina" still lives in his mothers basement.
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 Quoting: Galctic Federeation 627314


No, you didn't.

You got bored, and lonely.

You aren't gifted enough to have anything special to contribute, online or in real life. You're sad, too much of the time.

So you come here and tie up resources and distract people from better interests and aspirations with nonsense that you would like to be true.

Rather than waste your scant store of energy on this crap you should take the time to read more threads here that have real substance, maybe even read some actual books- better do it soon, they'll be burning them again soon.

There is no galactic federation. There is just the darkness between the stars, and species no better or worse than us. They don't mean us well. They aren't our brothers and sisters.
They visit us for the same reason we visited the tribes of the amazon and the renaissance Japanese.

Now get over it and get a life. For your own sake.
DOH!
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I have heard that this is true from some insiders i know.


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There is no galactic federation. There is just the darkness between the stars, and species no better or worse than us. They don't mean us well. They aren't our brothers and sisters.
They visit us for the same reason we visited the tribes of the amazon and the renaissance Japanese.

 Quoting: Goldfish


There's no galactic federation, but my people want to protect you. Our existence depends on your survival.
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If they access the interenet, do they post on GLP?
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Have you not seen the "I'm a ExtraTerrestial Ask me a Question" Thread?


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THE,, """" ‘Black Project’ """" Is called Barry Soetoro..

FEAR GOD, not man, and you will be wise..
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idiot.
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I have heard that this is true from some insiders i know.


No, you didn't.

You got bored, and lonely.

You aren't gifted enough to have anything special to contribute, online or in real life. You're sad, too much of the time.

So you come here and tie up resources and distract people from better interests and aspirations with nonsense that you would like to be true.

Rather than waste your scant store of energy on this crap you should take the time to read more threads here that have real substance, maybe even read some actual books- better do it soon, they'll be burning them again soon.

There is no galactic federation. There is just the darkness between the stars, and species no better or worse than us. They don't mean us well. They aren't our brothers and sisters.
They visit us for the same reason we visited the tribes of the amazon and the renaissance Japanese.

Now get over it and get a life. For your own sake.
 Quoting: Goldfish

gold fish, you sound nasty like i am sometimes. you know we are eternal beings and the basics of beings beyond are 3rd density are love , intention and balance. they do not come as we come to tribes in the amazon, they come as mentors and even lovers.
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when they come i will only allow them to take the beings that are of the dark side.. they try and fuck with any of my kind their entire species will be annihilated by me.. i know they are not of my light so they aint shit in this universe.. if they be good little aliens and listen to the commands given to them when the time comes i will let their slimy little asses live on but thats not a promise.. they know if they step out of line its all over..
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*******

Who are you?

Wispy
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peace
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If they access the interenet, do they post on GLP?




Have you not seen the "I'm a ExtraTerrestial Ask me a Question" Thread?


Yes, ask ST in BG. Really fascinating thread. I think he's genuine....laugh all you want. tomato



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