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Burger King published a full page advertisement in USA Today, the introduction of a new item to their menu: a "Left-Handed Whopper"

 
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Burger King published a full page advertisement in USA Today, the introduction of a new item to their menu: a "Left-Handed Whopper"
Burger King published a full page advertisement in USA Today announcing the introduction of a new item to their menu: a "Left-Handed Whopper"

The Left-Handed Whopper
1998: Burger King published a full page advertisement in USA Today announcing the introduction of a new item to their menu: a "Left-Handed Whopper" specially designed for the 32 million left-handed Americans. According to the advertisement, the new whopper included the same ingredients as the original Whopper (lettuce, tomato, hamburger patty, etc.), but all the condiments were rotated 180 degrees for the benefit of their left-handed customers. The following day Burger King issued a follow-up release revealing that although the Left-Handed Whopper was a hoax, thousands of customers had gone into restaurants to request the new sandwich. Simultaneously, according to the press release, "many others requested their own 'right handed' version."
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Whopper(tm)s are delicious.
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Left handed whopper 4 U! Whopper(tm)s are delicious.
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Will be delicious with a side of Right-handed chili cheese fries from Taco Bell.

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Will be delicious with a side of Right-handed chili cheese fries from Taco Bell.

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Burger King published a full page advertisement in USA Today announcing the introduction of a new item to their menu: a "Left-Handed Whopper"

The Left-Handed Whopper
1998: Burger King published a full page advertisement in USA Today announcing the introduction of a new item to their menu: a "Left-Handed Whopper" specially designed for the 32 million left-handed Americans. According to the advertisement, the new whopper included the same ingredients as the original Whopper (lettuce, tomato, hamburger patty, etc.), but all the condiments were rotated 180 degrees for the benefit of their left-handed customers. The following day Burger King issued a follow-up release revealing that although the Left-Handed Whopper was a hoax, thousands of customers had gone into restaurants to request the new sandwich. Simultaneously, according to the press release, "many others requested their own 'right handed' version."
Related:
[link to www.museumofhoaxes.com]
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"Left handed meat" is an African euphemism for human meat.
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Is this a sex joke?
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Burger King published a full page advertisement in USA Today announcing the introduction of a new item to their menu: a "Left-Handed Whopper"

The Left-Handed Whopper
1998: Burger King published a full page advertisement in USA Today announcing the introduction of a new item to their menu: a "Left-Handed Whopper" specially designed for the 32 million left-handed Americans. According to the advertisement, the new whopper included the same ingredients as the original Whopper (lettuce, tomato, hamburger patty, etc.), but all the condiments were rotated 180 degrees for the benefit of their left-handed customers. The following day Burger King issued a follow-up release revealing that although the Left-Handed Whopper was a hoax, thousands of customers had gone into restaurants to request the new sandwich. Simultaneously, according to the press release, "many others requested their own 'right handed' version."
Related:
[link to www.museumofhoaxes.com]
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"Left handed meat" is an African euphemism for human meat. See "long pig"
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Personally, I think based on all their latest moves Burger King is playing a subtle game of pandering to the liberal side of life to gain market share in the under 40 crowd.

They get no support from me.
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Personally, I think based on all their latest moves Burger King is playing a subtle game of pandering to the liberal side of life to gain market share in the under 40 crowd.

They get no support from me.
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When that failed they switched to commercials with all visible minorities





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