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RAPTURE COULD OCCUR APRIL 11 2009...

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Not gonna happen. It's written, "No man knows the hour or the day..."

You read this OP?
"Not gonna happen. It's written, "No man knows the hour or the day..."
"Not gonna happen. It's written, "No man knows the hour or the day..."
"Not gonna happen. It's written, "No man knows the hour or the day..."

Do you get the idea?
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I agree, it's not gonna happen. The rapture is a false teaching.
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HIDDEN IN PLAIN SIGHT !! Praise The Holy Of Holy:1Th 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first:--The dead in Christ arose after Crucifiction ::Eze 37:13 And ye shall know that am the LORD, when I have opened your graves, O my people, and brought you up, out of your graves,:Luk 20:37 Now that the dead are raised, even Moses shewed at the bush, when he calleth the Lord the God of Abraham, and the God of Isaac, and the God of Jacob.:::Mat 27:52 And the graves were opened; and many bodies of the saints which slept arose,
Mat 27:53 And came out of the graves after his resurrection, and went into the holy city, and appeared unto many. :::
AND THE RAPTURE HAS TAKEN PLACE EVERYDAY SINCE!
2Co 5:8 We are confident, I say, and willing rather to be absent the body, and to be present with the Lord.Praise the Holy of Holy:amen
As we die the soul passes to Christ without going to the grave thus the rapture has taken place every day !Praise The Lamb:Praise The Holy Of Holy :: Those that died before tribulation::Rev 6:11 And white robes were given unto every one of them; and it was said unto them, that they should rest yet for a little season, until their fellowservants also and their brethren, that should be killed as they were, should be fulfilled. THEN THOSE THAT DIED DURING TRIBULATION!!Rev 7:14 And I said unto him, Sir, thou knowest. And he said to me, These are they which came out of great tribulation, and have washed their robes, and made them white in the blood of the Lamb. Praise The Lamb:Amen

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Holy, holy,holy, Lord God Almighty, which was, and is, and is to come.Praise the one who gives you peace beyond all understanding Yes that scripture still sounds good !
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Thats easy for YOU to say...
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HIDDEN IN PLAIN SIGHT !! Praise The Holy Of Holy:1Th 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first:--The dead in Christ arose after Crucifiction ::Eze 37:13 And ye shall know that am the LORD, when I have opened your graves, O my people, and brought you up, out of your graves,:Luk 20:37 Now that the dead are raised, even Moses shewed at the bush, when he calleth the Lord the God of Abraham, and the God of Isaac, and the God of Jacob.:::Mat 27:52 And the graves were opened; and many bodies of the saints which slept arose,
Mat 27:53 And came out of the graves after his resurrection, and went into the holy city, and appeared unto many. :::
AND THE RAPTURE HAS TAKEN PLACE EVERYDAY SINCE!
2Co 5:8 We are confident, I say, and willing rather to be absent the body, and to be present with the Lord.Praise the Holy of Holy:amen
As we die the soul passes to Christ without going to the grave thus the rapture has taken place every day !Praise The Lamb:Praise The Holy Of Holy :: Those that died before tribulation::Rev 6:11 And white robes were given unto every one of them; and it was said unto them, that they should rest yet for a little season, until their fellowservants also and their brethren, that should be killed as they were, should be fulfilled. THEN THOSE THAT DIED DURING TRIBULATION!!Rev 7:14 And I said unto him, Sir, thou knowest. And he said to me, These are they which came out of great tribulation, and have washed their robes, and made them white in the blood of the Lamb. Praise The Lamb:Amen
 Quoting: wing-ed

Praise The Holy Of Holy :: When you go to the funeral of a saved soul rejoice for that was their rapture !! Praise The Lamb :: Amen
Holy, holy,holy, Lord God Almighty, which was, and is, and is to come.Praise the one who gives you peace beyond all understanding Yes that scripture still sounds good !
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The Ten Commandments is on at 8pm April 11.
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What TimeZone/Channel?
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Holy, holy,holy, Lord God Almighty, which was, and is, and is to come.Praise the one who gives you peace beyond all understanding Yes that scripture still sounds good !
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Rapture will occur when I get teepee for my bunghole.
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Rapture will occur when I get teepee for my bunghole.
beavis beavis beavis
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Proof that they are putting fluoride in the water !!
Holy, holy,holy, Lord God Almighty, which was, and is, and is to come.Praise the one who gives you peace beyond all understanding Yes that scripture still sounds good !
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Dear motherfuckers and gullible assholes,

you all know I'm famous and infallible
foreseer Gaia Man, the prophet of Godlike
Productions.

I already told you The Great Warning shall
occur on April 4th, 2042. Take this for
granted! I foresaw it, my Guard told me.

Take care, and get a real life, bonkers!

G. M.
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Dear motherfuckers and gullible assholes,

you all know I'm famous and infallible
foreseer Gaia Man, the prophet of Godlike
Productions.

I already told you The Great Warning shall
occur on April 4th, 2042. Take this for
granted! I foresaw it, my Guard told me.

Take care, and get a real life, bonkers!

G. M.
 Quoting: Gaia Man 650565

Even more proof ! Proof that they are putting fluoride in the water !!
Holy, holy,holy, Lord God Almighty, which was, and is, and is to come.Praise the one who gives you peace beyond all understanding Yes that scripture still sounds good !
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04/05/2009 10:28 AM
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Not gonna happen. It's written, "No man knows the hour or the day..."


i agree,
but the Lord Jesus Christ gives his people SIGNS...
 Quoting: All for God`s Glory OP 650381




God is a Spirit and He is not interested in physical bloodlines and lineages, in skin color, or anything else physical. Why, then, does organized religion elevate carnal Jews? I think primarily because Jewish supremacy is the foundation of their principal money machine-the pre-trib rapture. Carnal Jews must be the ones who turn over a new leaf after Christians float off. I say organized religion is Esau when they claim carnal jews are the "chosen people". They sell their own birthright.

There is no Judeo-Christianity-it's a creation birthed in the synthesis of two diametrically opposed belief systems. I think the Bible refers to it as a "whore".

It is extremely easy to prove that the pre-trib rapture is a lie. Stop listening to hirelings and blind guides.
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Rapture will occur when I get teepee for my bunghole.
beavis beavis beavis

Proof that they are putting fluoride in the water !!
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No umm, they are putting umm tee pee's in ummm bungholes.
beavis beavis beavis
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No man knows the hour and the day, not even the son, only the father who is in Heaven.
I Pledge Malignance, To The False
Flag, Of The United Police States called AmerCIA, And To The Democracy At Gunpoint, For Which It Stands, "A" Nation, WITHOUT GOD, Divisible, With No Liberty Or Justice At All.

Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage...

[link to www.google.com]
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No man knows the hour and the day, not even the son, only the father who is in Heaven.
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That is why the TimeTable of Doom is based on a period of seven significant days.
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There is no Rapture.

Why would you want to die early anyway?
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Dear motherfuckers and gullible assholes,

you all know I'm famous and infallible
foreseer Gaia Man, the prophet of Godlike
Productions.

I already told you The Great Warning shall
occur on April 4th, 2042. Take this for
granted! I foresaw it, my Guard told me.

Take care, and get a real life, bonkers!

G. M.
 Quoting: Gaia Man 650565



There's some strange irony contained somewhere in this post.......
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Not gonna happen. It's written, "No man knows the hour or the day..."

You read this OP?
"Not gonna happen. It's written, "No man knows the hour or the day..."
"Not gonna happen. It's written, "No man knows the hour or the day..."
"Not gonna happen. It's written, "No man knows the hour or the day..."

Do you get the idea?
[/quote

we will find out soon enough...
GOD GIVES HIS PEOPLE SIGNS
PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD ARE SEEING 11:11
 Quoting: All for God`s Glory OP 650381



it is not written that no woman or child knows the hour or the day.
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Re: RAPTURE COULD OCCUR APRIL 11 2009...
has anyone really kept track of how many "Rapture" dates have failed on GLP

one would think that one might get a clue

so, "AFGG", (OP) are you ever gonna wake up and realize the harm you're doing by posting this crap?

just curious
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speedbanan
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NOT ON MY WATCH!
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AFGG - You're right that April 11 is a special day!

411 is who you gonna call for information.

Actually this was an anniversay day, and is still the birthday of someone special to me who was born on this date weighing 4lbs 11oz.

Once upon a time I was in church contemplating what to do when I noticed that Jonah has 4 Chapters and 11 Verses. This inspired me to act and is one of the motivators behind my current and previous posts.

Jonah didn't initially do what God wanted him to do, and I saw the corrolation. Another instance of seeing the 411 aka a divers way of receiving a tender mercy from the Lord.
 Quoting: MagiChristmas


AFGG this post seemed to vanish and you may have missed amid all the clutter. Originaly posted on the 5th.
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I am seeing the numbers 114 and 411 (on the clock for example) for quite a while now.

Maybe it refers to that day. Lets see...
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April 11th is like SUPER April Fools...to anyone who believes this.
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could some one please tell me where in the bible it says all the good people will be removed from the earth? I know it say his chosen will meet him in heaven. But I don't think he will take all his people from the earth when they are needed the most.
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could some one please tell me where in the bible it says all the good people will be removed from the earth? I know it say his chosen will meet him in heaven. But I don't think he will take all his people from the earth when they are needed the most.
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IT'S ALL A LIE. They cling to their precious book of LIES, the bible, because they think it will help them. I won't! That is a book that leads to DEATH
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That is a book that leads to DEATH
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Without the guidance of its Author, you're pretty much correct. . .

"for the letter kills, but the Spirit gives life"
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Re: RAPTURE COULD OCCUR APRIL 11 2009...
hi glp eyebat
just figure this out:

JESUS CHRIST = has 11 letters
FIRSTFRUITS = has 11 letters
2009 = the year 2009= 11 when you addit 2+9
APRIL 11 2009 = 11 11 (when you add 2+9)
FIRSFRUITS IS ON APRIL 11 2009
THATS WHY SO MANY ARE SEEING 11 AND 11:11
COULD BE A SIGN OF THE RAPTURE THAT WILL OCCUR THAT DAY
RAPTURE COULD 99% BE ON THIS DATE...
WE WILL FIND OUT SOON ENOUGH...
hf
 Quoting: All for God`s Glory 650381


Yeah, if there were a pre-trib rapture I suppose it could happen at anytime. Unfortuately (since) dumb church folks (have lost their ability to read the bible for themselves, they) don't realize that their is no pre-trib rapture.
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Lol - I had forgotten about this. . .in the very next verse, the old covenant is referred to as the Ministry of Death:

"But if the ministry of death, written and engraved on stones, was glorious, so that the children of Israel could not look steadily at the face of Moses because of the glory of his countenance, which glory was passing away
how will the ministry of the Spirit not be more glorious?"
(2 Corinthians 3:7-8)
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I'd have to say, if at one moment the world was suddenly devoid of christians and their churches, it would be a much better place!
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I'd have to say, if at one moment the world was suddenly devoid of christians and their churches, it would be a much better place!
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if at one moment the world was suddenly devoid of people of your moral code, it would literally be heaven.
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Re: RAPTURE COULD OCCUR APRIL 11 2009...
hi glp eyebat
just figure this out:

JESUS CHRIST = has 11 letters
FIRSTFRUITS = has 11 letters
2009 = the year 2009= 11 when you addit 2+9
APRIL 11 2009 = 11 11 (when you add 2+9)
FIRSFRUITS IS ON APRIL 11 2009
THATS WHY SO MANY ARE SEEING 11 AND 11:11
COULD BE A SIGN OF THE RAPTURE THAT WILL OCCUR THAT DAY
RAPTURE COULD 99% BE ON THIS DATE...
WE WILL FIND OUT SOON ENOUGH...
hf
 Quoting: All for God`s Glory 650381



Or in 9002!

Or never.

I'm betting on NEVER... been waiting since 55 AD, and thus far nothing.
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