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NEW UPDATE: RAPTURE COULD OCCUR ON APRIL 11 2009...

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hi!glp friends eyebat
NEW UPDATE:
(WHAT IS GOD TRYING TO SHOW US...)
NO ONE KNOWS THE SECOND COMING OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST AT THE END OF THE AGE.
BUT FOR RAPTURE THEIR ARE SIGNS...

i re- open another Rapture thread
by putting more complete information
RAPTURE ``could occur april 11`` 2009
APRIL 11 2009 IS FEAST OF FIRSFRUITS WHICH WOULD VERY WELL REPRESENT THE FIRSTFRUITS RAPTURE
AND SUDDEN DESTRUCTION.
JEWISH CALENDER NISSAN: april 11th-12th from 6pm until 12th 6pm, ISRAEL TIME

FIRSFRUITS= has 11 letters, number 11

JESUS CHRIST= has 11 letters to His name

ONLY THE YEAR 2009= adds to 11, by just adding (2+9=11)

PASSOVER IS THE 8TH 3 days of darkness,
11TH DAY IS SABATH RESSURECTION adding( 8+3=11)
(the dead shall rise first)+11TH DAY= 11 11

TWO BRIGHT COMETS CROSSED AT THE EXACT SAME COORDINATE IN THE SKY:
COMET HYATUKE: CROSSED THIS COORDINATE IN THE SKY ON APRIL 11 1996

COMET HALE BOPP: CROSSED THIS EXACT COORDINATE IN THE SKY ON APRIL 11 1997

PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD ARE SEEING NUMBER 11, AND 11:11

i got some of this Rapture information from Ron Reese and from well known Perry Stone who is a bible prophecy teacher.

WE WILL FIND OUT SOON ENOUGH...
we must seek daily conversion
repent of our sins
seek God
prepare our hearts
pray and be vigilent...
with love,your sister in Christ Jesusred_heartAll for God`s Gloryhf


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living in denial, sad verysad
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you're living in delusion
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And pray tell why would Yahweh God take anyone away on a day named after the sun god which is the pagan festival to the goddess of sex Astarte (i.e. Easter)????????

He would certainly pick another day that did not have such blatant pagan symbolism.
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many SIGNS are pointing to this year 2009
if the tribulation will occur in 2009
that means the rapture would have to take place before the sudden DESTRUCTION
the church would be removed
at the rate with all the world EVENTS....
the stage is being set for NEW WORLD ORDER
if New World Order and martial law is declared
the rapture is IMMINENT...


REVELATION 3:10
(BECAUSE YOU HAVE KEPT MY COMMAND TO ENDURE, I WILL ALSO KEEP YOU SAFE FROM THE TIME OF TROUBLE WHICH IS COMING UPON THE WORLD TO TEST ALL THE PEOPLE ON EARTH.)
signifying the church will be removed...
JUST BEFORE DESTRUCTION BEGINS...
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many SIGNS are pointing to this year 2009
if the tribulation will occur in 2009
that means the rapture would have to take place before the sudden DESTRUCTION
the church would be removed
at the rate with all the world EVENTS....
the stage is being set for NEW WORLD ORDER
if New World Order and martial law is declared
the rapture is IMMINENT...


REVELATION 3:10
(BECAUSE YOU HAVE KEPT MY COMMAND TO ENDURE, I WILL ALSO KEEP YOU SAFE FROM THE TIME OF TROUBLE WHICH IS COMING UPON THE WORLD TO TEST ALL THE PEOPLE ON EARTH.)
signifying the church will be removed...
JUST BEFORE DESTRUCTION BEGINS...
 Quoting: All for God`s Glory OP 655073


I guess that's why so many have been saving all their cash for. LOL, you people are such fools and idiots
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And pray tell why would Yahweh God take anyone away on a day named after the sun god which is the pagan festival to the goddess of sex Astarte (i.e. Easter)????????

He would certainly pick another day that did not have such blatant pagan symbolism.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 609652


easter is Jesus ``RESSURECTION``... risen from the dead.
the dead will rise first...
what you are saying are demonic idols...
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christians would love a rapture dont they, finally acknowledgement that they where right to believe all the crap the curch told them, finally a sign that in fact it wasnt all crap as the "debunkers" would like to make em believe.

anyway..

for those who believe/want rapture, you should ask yourself this, why would u want it and what have u done which makes you so sure you will be saved ?

to those who dont believe it, are you sure u should be stubborn about the possibility that it might, cause if it does u cant say u haven't been warned, u cant say u didnt get a chance or time to better your way of life.
 Quoting: loki 640491

For SURE! Once you establish a personal relationship and God talks through his word in the written bible you Know ! For example! aCTS 24 :14 iworship the God of my fathers believing all thingswhich are written in the law and in the prophets!I have hope in God which they also did that there will be a resurrection of the dead,both of the just and the unjust!
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christians would love a rapture dont they, finally acknowledgement that they where right to believe all the crap the curch told them, finally a sign that in fact it wasnt all crap as the "debunkers" would like to make em believe.

anyway..

for those who believe/want rapture, you should ask yourself this, why would u want it and what have u done which makes you so sure you will be saved ?

to those who dont believe it, are you sure u should be stubborn about the possibility that it might, cause if it does u cant say u haven't been warned, u cant say u didnt get a chance or time to better your way of life.

For SURE! Once you establish a personal relationship and God talks through his word in the written bible you Know ! For example! aCTS 24 :14 iworship the God of my fathers believing all thingswhich are written in the law and in the prophets!I have hope in God which they also did that there will be a resurrection of the dead,both of the just and the unjust!
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there sure is a RESSURECTION JESUS CHRIST LORD OF LORDS THE HOLY SPIRIT TESTIFIES TO THAT.
God loves you! hf
(both for the just and the unjust) some will come into everlasting condemanation hell some will inherit life everlasting heaven
ALL OUR DEEDS ACTIONS WORDS ARE BEEN RECORDED IN A BOOK, FOR JUGEMENT...
PLEASE VISIT: www.SpiritLessons.com (hell and heaven) people`s TESTIMONIES)
please choose LIFE, JESUS CHRIST
IS THE WAY
THE TRUTH
AND THE LIFE...
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OP, you're wrong again, but that's to be expected from a false prophet!


teeeehee


___________
If it expects, or demands worship, it is not divine!!

"Most Jews do not like to admit it, but our god is Lucifer." - (Harold Wallace Rosenthal)

"There is no religion higher than TRUTH"

"The opposite of bravery is not cowardice but conformity"

Nothing is more dangerous, than trying to give truth to people, who are stuck in their ways...

"Whoever shall find out the true sense of the Book of Genesis ought to take care not to divulge it…If a person should discover the true meaning of it by himself, or by the aid of another, then he ought to be silent, or if he speaks he ought to speak of it obscurely, in an enigmatical manner, as I do myself" - (Rabbi Moses Maimonides)
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christians would love a rapture dont they, finally acknowledgement that they where right to believe all the crap the curch told them, finally a sign that in fact it wasnt all crap as the "debunkers" would like to make em believe.

anyway..

for those who believe/want rapture, you should ask yourself this, why would u want it and what have u done which makes you so sure you will be saved ?

to those who dont believe it, are you sure u should be stubborn about the possibility that it might, cause if it does u cant say u haven't been warned, u cant say u didnt get a chance or time to better your way of life.

For SURE! Once you establish a personal relationship and God talks through his word in the written bible you Know ! For example! aCTS 24 :14 iworship the God of my fathers believing all thingswhich are written in the law and in the prophets!I have hope in God which they also did that there will be a resurrection of the dead,both of the just and the unjust!
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u didnt understand a word i said. nor did you awnser my question. your just spreading propoganda.
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christians would love a rapture dont they, finally acknowledgement that they where right to believe all the crap the curch told them, finally a sign that in fact it wasnt all crap as the "debunkers" would like to make em believe.

anyway..

for those who believe/want rapture, you should ask yourself this, why would u want it and what have u done which makes you so sure you will be saved ?

to those who dont believe it, are you sure u should be stubborn about the possibility that it might, cause if it does u cant say u haven't been warned, u cant say u didnt get a chance or time to better your way of life.

For SURE! Once you establish a personal relationship and God talks through his word in the written bible you Know ! For example! aCTS 24 :14 iworship the God of my fathers believing all thingswhich are written in the law and in the prophets!I have hope in God which they also did that there will be a resurrection of the dead,both of the just and the unjust!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 449656


same thing goes to u buddy, u also didnt awnser my question.

and god did not write the bible, man did. and please spare me the "yea-but-god-gave-word-to-man-and-he-wrote-gods-word" nonsense.
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(WE MUST BE VIGILENT LIKE THE WISE VIRGINS NOT THE FOOLISH ONES)
hf
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And what was the difference in their preparation? They had oil for their lamps.

Where does the oil come from?

Gethsemane = "an oil press" in the Greek

The forfeit of our own will. Submission to God's will. Personal crisis. Commitment to proceed to the cross instead of withdrawing in self-preservation.
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R U Fuckin' pains in the ass's gone yet?
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TO: glp friends :eyebat:
as you know this is my second thread on Rapture.
the reason i had re open another thread was because i added more information to the thread to make it more complete!
i will be in church tonight for Holy Saturday CELEBRATION, so i wish you all the best!!
we must pray and be vigilent,
CAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW,
JESUS CHRIST WILL COME LIKE A THIEF IN THE NIGHT!
bye!
love hfAll for God`s Glory
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OP, you're wrong again, but that's to be expected from a false prophet!


:teeeehee:


___________
If it expects, or demands worship, it is not divine!!

"Most Jews do not like to admit it, but our god is Lucifer." - (Harold Wallace Rosenthal)

"There is no religion higher than TRUTH"

"The opposite of bravery is not cowardice but conformity"

Nothing is more dangerous, than trying to give truth to people, who are stuck in their ways...

"Whoever shall find out the true sense of the Book of Genesis ought to take care not to divulge it…If a person should discover the true meaning of it by himself, or by the aid of another, then he ought to be silent, or if he speaks he ought to speak of it obscurely, in an enigmatical manner, as I do myself" - (Rabbi Moses Maimonides)

 Quoting: HardTruth


you are mistaken...
i never called myself a prophet.
and God will rapture His church before the tribulation...
take care
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OP, you're wrong again, but that's to be expected from a false prophet!


:teeeehee:


___________
If it expects, or demands worship, it is not divine!!

"Most Jews do not like to admit it, but our god is Lucifer." - (Harold Wallace Rosenthal)

"There is no religion higher than TRUTH"

"The opposite of bravery is not cowardice but conformity"

Nothing is more dangerous, than trying to give truth to people, who are stuck in their ways...

"Whoever shall find out the true sense of the Book of Genesis ought to take care not to divulge it…If a person should discover the true meaning of it by himself, or by the aid of another, then he ought to be silent, or if he speaks he ought to speak of it obscurely, in an enigmatical manner, as I do myself" - (Rabbi Moses Maimonides)



you are mistaken...
i never called myself a prophet.
and God will rapture His church before the tribulation...
take care
 Quoting: All for God`s Glory OP 655203


you will be annihilated

do you know what annihilation is? what you are made of, from the molecular to sub-atomic level will be destroyed. Adios
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Please, OP, find another way to walk your path...at least on GLP.

You have not, and are not, serving a purpose of the greastest creative design.

Please, step beyond your now boudaries.

Please, with Allies love in my heart, please move forward peaciously.
If you spin in your chair really fast, things around here will make a lot more sense.
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Guess you aren't ready for the truth. Look around the Globe and realise christians are being persecuted and executed on a daily basis. Are we better than them. I tell you this out of love.go ahead. delete me again. doesn't change anything. Jesus still Loves You!
Pray for the peace of Jerusalem!
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Guess you aren't ready for the truth. Look around the Globe and realise christians are being persecuted and executed on a daily basis. Are we better than them. I tell you this out of love.go ahead. delete me again. doesn't change anything. Jesus still Loves You!


 Quoting: assasinforfather


I once was part of the rapture ready christians. But, the more it was preached on the more contradictions arose only leaving me with doubt in my spirit. So, I prayed for Father to tell me the truth, and He did tell me. He brought me to The Holy Scriptures that are clear to affirm we will all suffer for The Holy Son's name and to rejoice when we are because our reward is great in heaven.
And...
Consider this...

In order to be ready for Christ's return he warns us what is to come.If we are not going to be here to witness the coming events then Jesus would have had no need to tell us what to watch out for. It would have been no use to us.

We must search out all mysteries until they are made plain and simple before us!
Pray for the peace of Jerusalem!
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whaha
another proof of GLP effect
dumbass
"A strange game. The only winning move is not to play." - 'Wargames'

"This world is more like a mystery, trapped in a conundrum, spun by a paradox." - AC1118155
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Aren't you tired of failing yet?
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TO: glp friends :eyebat:
as you know this is my second thread on Rapture.
the reason i had re open another thread was because i added more information to the thread to make it more complete!
i will be in church tonight for Holy Saturday CELEBRATION, so i wish you all the best!!
we must pray and be vigilent,
CAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW,
JESUS CHRIST WILL COME LIKE A THIEF IN THE NIGHT!
bye!
love hfAll for God`s Glory
 Quoting: All for God`s Glory OP 655203


It would be kinda hard to come "like a thief in the night" if someone has previously predicted his arrival on that certain day, as you attempted to do. You make all Christians look bad. Please stop. But I'm guessing that's really your hidden agenda anyway.
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Guess you aren't ready for the truth. Look around the Globe and realise christians are being persecuted and executed on a daily basis. Are we better than them. I tell you this out of love.go ahead. delete me again. doesn't change anything. Jesus still Loves You!




I once was part of the rapture ready christians. But, the more it was preached on the more contradictions arose only leaving me with doubt in my spirit. So, I prayed for Father to tell me the truth, and He did tell me. He brought me to The Holy Scriptures that are clear to affirm we will all suffer for The Holy Son's name and to rejoice when we are because our reward is great in heaven.
And...
Consider this...

In order to be ready for Christ's return he warns us what is to come.If we are not going to be here to witness the coming events then Jesus would have had no need to tell us what to watch out for. It would have been no use to us.

We must search out all mysteries until they are made plain and simple before us!
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colossal bump
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this is the second time you have gotton this wrong.
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Sharing in Christ's sufferings doesn't sound any fun, but it's more or less how we're confirmed as His own. Even taking the few verses where the bible speaks of what could be interpreted to be a Rapture™, they're massively outnumbered by instructions on how to live, here & now. Deny yourselves and take up your cross, live peacably with all men, mind your own business, etc.

AFGG, it would probably benefit you greatly to drop the idea of doom & destruction & judgment for a while and focus on walking with Jesus.
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OP is a dum motherfuker. All christurds are stupid, but the OP takes the cake as biggest loser.

Religion has rotted his brain,

There is no rapture

Not ever.

Notice that the christurds god guy never actually does
ANYTHING.

Churches burn down all the time, christurds are killed in church bus crashes.

Sick and dying christurds fill the hospitals

Christurds are alway hit by floods and tornados etc etc etc.

Yep the chrsiturds god is a useless POS.

Coures its not real

its just imaginary.

Thats why it cant do anything at all.

It's not there.
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Dude.....ease up on the hate!!
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The winning streak continues.
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Christurdsa are some really stupid brain dead zombies.

They don't have a clue.

There is no bigger group of losers than delusional
christurds.

Their make believe god character is the offspring of
retarded monkeys.

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hi!glp friends eyebat
NEW UPDATE:
(WHAT IS GOD TRYING TO SHOW US...)
NO ONE KNOWS THE SECOND COMING OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST AT THE END OF THE AGE.
BUT FOR RAPTURE THEIR ARE SIGNS...

i re- open another Rapture thread
by putting more complete information
RAPTURE ``could occur april 11`` 2009
APRIL 11 2009 IS FEAST OF FIRSFRUITS WHICH WOULD VERY WELL REPRESENT THE FIRSTFRUITS RAPTURE
AND SUDDEN DESTRUCTION.
JEWISH CALENDER NISSAN: april 11th-12th from 6pm until 12th 6pm, ISRAEL TIME

FIRSFRUITS= has 11 letters, number 11

JESUS CHRIST= has 11 letters to His name

ONLY THE YEAR 2009= adds to 11, by just adding (2+9=11)

PASSOVER IS THE 8TH 3 days of darkness,
11TH DAY IS SABATH RESSURECTION adding( 8+3=11)
(the dead shall rise first)+11TH DAY= 11 11

TWO BRIGHT COMETS CROSSED AT THE EXACT SAME COORDINATE IN THE SKY:
COMET HYATUKE: CROSSED THIS COORDINATE IN THE SKY ON APRIL 11 1996

COMET HALE BOPP: CROSSED THIS EXACT COORDINATE IN THE SKY ON APRIL 11 1997

PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD ARE SEEING NUMBER 11, AND 11:11

i got some of this Rapture information from Ron Reese and from well known Perry Stone who is a bible prophecy teacher.

WE WILL FIND OUT SOON ENOUGH...
we must seek daily conversion
repent of our sins
seek God
prepare our hearts
pray and be vigilent...
with love,your sister in Christ Jesusred_heartAll for God`s Gloryhf
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Failed! 4/15/09
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Fail?


The storm is closing in to begin again from the beginning. Never sitting through my waking life oblivious. The ignorance running rampant through the city is indicative of something worse; this picture isn't pretty.





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