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Drinking with George Noory

 
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i've got 1 " Killshot "

Everclear, eh?

You have balls of steel, or a liver of steel...

let's not forget " CC Radio "

Oh don't say that. I am drunk enough to buy one tonight.

chuckle

I'm not kidding. I already bought someone a month subscription here on GLP tonight. Last night, I ordered some Kung Fu thingy. I guess I'll know what it was when it comes next week.
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make sure you download that crazy Mars lady show before your subscription ends
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I was hoping Mr. Predictor would come on here and pull a George Carlin, but he must be tapped after his ordeal this evening.
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Re: Drinking with George Noory
i've got 1 " Killshot "

Everclear, eh?

You have balls of steel, or a liver of steel...

let's not forget " CC Radio "

Oh don't say that. I am drunk enough to buy one tonight.

chuckle

I'm not kidding. I already bought someone a month subscription here on GLP tonight. Last night, I ordered some Kung Fu thingy. I guess I'll know what it was when it comes next week.


make sure you download that crazy Mars lady show before your subscription ends
 Quoting: Mr. Predictor

There you are.
What subscription? Did I subscribe to the Mars lady?
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Re: Drinking with George Noory
i've got 1 " Killshot "

Everclear, eh?

You have balls of steel, or a liver of steel...

let's not forget " CC Radio "

Oh don't say that. I am drunk enough to buy one tonight.

chuckle

I'm not kidding. I already bought someone a month subscription here on GLP tonight. Last night, I ordered some Kung Fu thingy. I guess I'll know what it was when it comes next week.


make sure you download that crazy Mars lady show before your subscription ends

There you are.
What subscription? Did I subscribe to the Mars lady?
 Quoting: Joe Six Pack


you just said you subscribed for a month
"If there is a new fascism, it won't come from skinheads and punks; it will come from people who eat granola and think they know how the world should be." - Brian Eno
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imminent terrorist attacks

must buy radio ... must buy magazine - get free radio

government tells me to
"If there is a new fascism, it won't come from skinheads and punks; it will come from people who eat granola and think they know how the world should be." - Brian Eno
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What the fuck? 10 minutes of commercials to tell us that Ed Dammes will come on after another 10 minutes of commercials?

Ooh hey, an emergency radio and a subscription to Newsmax magazine. That sounds good. I may just buy it.

Oooh hey, Alex Jones says to buy seeds. Fuck yeah I'm there.
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Alex Jones says buy his seeds so he can get some throat drops
"If there is a new fascism, it won't come from skinheads and punks; it will come from people who eat granola and think they know how the world should be." - Brian Eno
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i've got 1 " Killshot "

Everclear, eh?

You have balls of steel, or a liver of steel...

let's not forget " CC Radio "

Oh don't say that. I am drunk enough to buy one tonight.

chuckle

I'm not kidding. I already bought someone a month subscription here on GLP tonight. Last night, I ordered some Kung Fu thingy. I guess I'll know what it was when it comes next week.


make sure you download that crazy Mars lady show before your subscription ends

There you are.
What subscription? Did I subscribe to the Mars lady?


you just said you subscribed for a month
 Quoting: Mr. Predictor

No I did not. Read it again.
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imminent terrorist attacks

must buy radio ... must buy magazine - get free radio

government tells me to
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YES! See, you know!
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What the fuck? 10 minutes of commercials to tell us that Ed Dammes will come on after another 10 minutes of commercials?

Ooh hey, an emergency radio and a subscription to Newsmax magazine. That sounds good. I may just buy it.

Oooh hey, Alex Jones says to buy seeds. Fuck yeah I'm there.
 Quoting: Joe Six Pack


later George starts trying to sell stool softener
"If there is a new fascism, it won't come from skinheads and punks; it will come from people who eat granola and think they know how the world should be." - Brian Eno
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What the fuck? 10 minutes of commercials to tell us that Ed Dammes will come on after another 10 minutes of commercials?

Ooh hey, an emergency radio and a subscription to Newsmax magazine. That sounds good. I may just buy it.

Oooh hey, Alex Jones says to buy seeds. Fuck yeah I'm there.


later George starts trying to sell stool softener
 Quoting: Mr. Predictor

Fuck yes! Fart Smell turd liquifier...I want some, just to have it.
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Wildcard line ???
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Wildcard line ???
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Kind of like when the drunk uncle comes over for Thanksgiving, and everyone was hoping he would stay home.

I know all about that.
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Grappling hooks like Rorschach's?
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black water
drink
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The hillbilly wants to take the perps behind the barn and show 'em some banjo love.
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black water
drink
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thanks for the drink command.
I forgot about that.
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Grappling hooks like Rorschach's?
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:rowat333:
"If there is a new fascism, it won't come from skinheads and punks; it will come from people who eat granola and think they know how the world should be." - Brian Eno
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If I google blackwater, will I have to see a urologist?
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Re: Drinking with George Noory
i've got 1 " Killshot "

Everclear, eh?

You have balls of steel, or a liver of steel...

let's not forget " CC Radio "

Oh don't say that. I am drunk enough to buy one tonight.

chuckle

I'm not kidding. I already bought someone a month subscription here on GLP tonight. Last night, I ordered some Kung Fu thingy. I guess I'll know what it was when it comes next week.


make sure you download that crazy Mars lady show before your subscription ends

There you are.
What subscription? Did I subscribe to the Mars lady?


you just said you subscribed for a month

No I did not. Read it again.
 Quoting: Joe Six Pack


too late to read with comprehension
"If there is a new fascism, it won't come from skinheads and punks; it will come from people who eat granola and think they know how the world should be." - Brian Eno
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Grappling hooks like Rorschach's?


:rowat333:
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Heh. I was hoping you would do that.
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No I did not. Read it again.


too late to read with comprehension
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I bought a subscription for someone else.
you weren't on to be my Drunken Guardian Angel then.
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No I did not. Read it again.


too late to read with comprehension

I bought a subscription for someone else.
you weren't on to be my Drunken Guardian Angel then.
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22hynotoad
"If there is a new fascism, it won't come from skinheads and punks; it will come from people who eat granola and think they know how the world should be." - Brian Eno
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If they started using tactical nukes on the pirates, that would solve the problem, eh?

Plus, we really just haven't used our tactical nukes enough to scare anyone. Turn those fuckers a nice glow in the dark green.

It would be a green job for the soldiers.
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Hey one of the listeners said he was going to get blasted.
DRINK!
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If they started using tactical nukes on the pirates, that would solve the problem, eh?

Plus, we really just haven't used our tactical nukes enough to scare anyone. Turn those fuckers a nice glow in the dark green.

It would be a green job for the soldiers.
 Quoting: Joe Six Pack


did you hear them talk about the sound cannons the cruise ships have ???
"If there is a new fascism, it won't come from skinheads and punks; it will come from people who eat granola and think they know how the world should be." - Brian Eno
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Does unescorted access to a terminal mean that a prostitute won't be logging you in?
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Re: Drinking with George Noory
If they started using tactical nukes on the pirates, that would solve the problem, eh?

Plus, we really just haven't used our tactical nukes enough to scare anyone. Turn those fuckers a nice glow in the dark green.

It would be a green job for the soldiers.
 Quoting: Joe Six Pack


it might mutate them into a green hulk/goblin thingie
"If there is a new fascism, it won't come from skinheads and punks; it will come from people who eat granola and think they know how the world should be." - Brian Eno
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If they started using tactical nukes on the pirates, that would solve the problem, eh?

Plus, we really just haven't used our tactical nukes enough to scare anyone. Turn those fuckers a nice glow in the dark green.

It would be a green job for the soldiers.


did you hear them talk about the sound cannons the cruise ships have ???
 Quoting: Mr. Predictor

My ears were ringing too loud from something they blasted on a ship I tried boarding. No, I missed it.
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If they started using tactical nukes on the pirates, that would solve the problem, eh?

Plus, we really just haven't used our tactical nukes enough to scare anyone. Turn those fuckers a nice glow in the dark green.

It would be a green job for the soldiers.


it might mutate them into a green hulk/goblin thingie
 Quoting: Mr. Predictor

That much more ammo for the Q-dudes.
Can't wait for that to hit Drudge.
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