In honor of easter! Offensive jesus jokes! Post em now before the cristers take the thread over! | |
All for God`s Glory User ID: 559120 Canada 04/14/2009 10:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: In honor of easter! Offensive jesus jokes! Post em now before the cristers take the thread over! A WARNING IF YOU KEEP THIS UP AND MOCK THE LORD JESUS CHRIST LORD OF LORDS AND DONT REPENT OF YOUR SINS YOU WILL LOSE YOUR SOUL IN THE FIRE OF HELL THERE IS A WEBSITE: www.SpiritLessons.com OF WHAT HAPPENS IN HELL PEOPLE WHO WERE ANTI CHRIST AND BLASPHENE AGAINST GOD, WHO DID NOT REPENT OF THEIR SINS THE WRATH OF GOD WILL BE YOUR CUP AS IT SAYS IN REVELATION JESUS CHRIST DIED FOR YOU ON THE CROSS WITH HIS ARMS OUTRECH TO EMBRACE EVERYONE IN HIS LOVE AND HE SHED HIS PRECIOUS BLOOD TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS THROUGH HIM TO RECONCIALE US WITH GOD AND TO OFFER US EVERLASTING LIFE IN HEAVEN YOU ARE ONLY LIVING IN DENIAL CAUSE GOD IS REAL 100% GUARANTEED IN JUGEMENT WE WILL ALL BE JUDGE ACCORDING TO OUR DEEDS WORDS AND ACTIONS ITS UP TO YOU OP WILL YOU CHOSE HEAVEN OR BURNING IN THE FIRE AND BEING TORMENTED IN HELL FOR ETERNITY IN THE BIBLE: REVELATION 21:8 BUT COWARDS, TRAITORS, PERVERTS, MURDERERS, THE IMMORAL, THOSE WHO PRATICE MAGIC, THOSE WHO WORSHIP IDOLS, AND ALL LIARS-THE PLACE FOR THEM IS THE LAKE OF BURNING WITH FIRE AND SULFUR, WHICH IS THE SECOND DEATH.`` YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED... |
shyla (OP) User ID: 421845 United States 04/14/2009 10:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: In honor of easter! Offensive jesus jokes! Post em now before the cristers take the thread over! Shyla, are you Jewish by race? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 656399Nope Gay, Bi-sexual, Occultist or Pagan? Bi-sexual but no religion or belief persay I do research paganism, occultism, and many others. I haven't found a complete truth in any though but many truths in each, and also lies. I think most beliefs have good and worthwhile intentions but many are still lacking. I am open to all beliefs until they seek to control. My bet was that it was Jewish or sexual orientation. Those two groups exhibit the most hatred I've ever witnessed against Christ. I am a Christian and it really doesn't resonate with me to make fun of other "gods." It sounds like you have an axe to grind. How did Christ or his words wound you? Hatred goes both ways and honestly if christians hadn't shown those groups you mentioned so much of their own hatred I doubt the hatred would've been as bad towards christians. Christ or his words have never wounded me, in fact I find his teachings for the most part to be good. It's the bible I have problems with and christians that feel they need to take it literally when they feel the need to judge someone else, yet when it concerns something they are guilty of they seem to forget. I have a sense of humor and find the jokes funny. If you don't have a sense of humor concerning offensive jokes then why would you visit this thread in the first place unless you were here looking to judge and incite your own hatred for my group? "Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely" -John Emerich Edward Dalberg-Acton “I was never really insane except upon occasions when my heart was touched.” -Edgar Allan Poe |
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shyla (OP) User ID: 421845 United States 04/14/2009 10:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: In honor of easter! Offensive jesus jokes! Post em now before the cristers take the thread over! THIS IS FOR YOU:OP Quoting: All for God`s Glory 559120A WARNING IF YOU KEEP THIS UP AND MOCK THE LORD JESUS CHRIST LORD OF LORDS AND DONT REPENT OF YOUR SINS YOU WILL LOSE YOUR SOUL IN THE FIRE OF HELL THERE IS A WEBSITE: www.SpiritLessons.com OF WHAT HAPPENS IN HELL PEOPLE WHO WERE ANTI CHRIST AND BLASPHENE AGAINST GOD, WHO DID NOT REPENT OF THEIR SINS THE WRATH OF GOD WILL BE YOUR CUP AS IT SAYS IN REVELATION JESUS CHRIST DIED FOR YOU ON THE CROSS WITH HIS ARMS OUTRECH TO EMBRACE EVERYONE IN HIS LOVE AND HE SHED HIS PRECIOUS BLOOD TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS THROUGH HIM TO RECONCIALE US WITH GOD AND TO OFFER US EVERLASTING LIFE IN HEAVEN YOU ARE ONLY LIVING IN DENIAL CAUSE GOD IS REAL 100% GUARANTEED IN JUGEMENT WE WILL ALL BE JUDGE ACCORDING TO OUR DEEDS WORDS AND ACTIONS ITS UP TO YOU OP WILL YOU CHOSE HEAVEN OR BURNING IN THE FIRE AND BEING TORMENTED IN HELL FOR ETERNITY IN THE BIBLE: REVELATION 21:8 BUT COWARDS, TRAITORS, PERVERTS, MURDERERS, THE IMMORAL, THOSE WHO PRATICE MAGIC, THOSE WHO WORSHIP IDOLS, AND ALL LIARS-THE PLACE FOR THEM IS THE LAKE OF BURNING WITH FIRE AND SULFUR, WHICH IS THE SECOND DEATH.`` YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED... Why do I need salvation? What are you trying to save me from? The truth or the truth as to how you percieve it? I don't believe in hell or a benelovent christian god, so why should I fear? Let's just say for instance that there is a god and a hell; then I guess I'll see you along with most other christians there because you(most christians) do not practise what you preach and are as hateful, mean spirated, vengeful, and all around assholish as they come! I honestly think christians get off on damning people to hell and hoping for their untimely demise. "Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely" -John Emerich Edward Dalberg-Acton “I was never really insane except upon occasions when my heart was touched.” -Edgar Allan Poe |
All for God`s Glory User ID: 559120 Canada 04/14/2009 10:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: In honor of easter! Offensive jesus jokes! Post em now before the cristers take the thread over! THIS IS FOR YOU:OP Quoting: All for God`s Glory 559120A WARNING IF YOU KEEP THIS UP AND MOCK THE LORD JESUS CHRIST LORD OF LORDS AND DONT REPENT OF YOUR SINS YOU WILL LOSE YOUR SOUL IN THE FIRE OF HELL THERE IS A WEBSITE: www.SpiritLessons.com OF WHAT HAPPENS IN HELL PEOPLE WHO WERE ANTI CHRIST AND BLASPHENE AGAINST GOD, WHO DID NOT REPENT OF THEIR SINS THE WRATH OF GOD WILL BE YOUR CUP AS IT SAYS IN REVELATION JESUS CHRIST DIED FOR YOU ON THE CROSS WITH HIS ARMS OUTRECH TO EMBRACE EVERYONE IN HIS LOVE AND HE SHED HIS PRECIOUS BLOOD TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS THROUGH HIM TO RECONCIALE US WITH GOD AND TO OFFER US EVERLASTING LIFE IN HEAVEN YOU ARE ONLY LIVING IN DENIAL CAUSE GOD IS REAL 100% GUARANTEED IN JUGEMENT WE WILL ALL BE JUDGE ACCORDING TO OUR DEEDS WORDS AND ACTIONS ITS UP TO YOU OP WILL YOU CHOSE HEAVEN OR BURNING IN THE FIRE AND BEING TORMENTED IN HELL FOR ETERNITY IN THE BIBLE: REVELATION 21:8 BUT COWARDS, TRAITORS, PERVERTS, MURDERERS, THE IMMORAL, THOSE WHO PRATICE MAGIC, THOSE WHO WORSHIP IDOLS, AND ALL LIARS-THE PLACE FOR THEM IS THE LAKE OF BURNING WITH FIRE AND SULFUR, WHICH IS THE SECOND DEATH.`` YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED... YOUR JOKES ARE MOCKING GOD LORD OF LORDS WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE BY BLASHEMING JESUS CHRIST OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED OP |
shyla (OP) User ID: 421845 United States 04/14/2009 10:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: In honor of easter! Offensive jesus jokes! Post em now before the cristers take the thread over! I'm not inciting hatred by pointing out my observation of who the main Christ haters are, and, raising awareness. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 656399What would you call it then? There is ample reason for the hatred from those groups towards christianity. "Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely" -John Emerich Edward Dalberg-Acton “I was never really insane except upon occasions when my heart was touched.” -Edgar Allan Poe |
shyla (OP) User ID: 421845 United States 04/14/2009 10:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: In honor of easter! Offensive jesus jokes! Post em now before the cristers take the thread over! THIS IS FOR YOU:OP Quoting: All for God`s Glory 559120A WARNING IF YOU KEEP THIS UP AND MOCK THE LORD JESUS CHRIST LORD OF LORDS AND DONT REPENT OF YOUR SINS YOU WILL LOSE YOUR SOUL IN THE FIRE OF HELL THERE IS A WEBSITE: www.SpiritLessons.com OF WHAT HAPPENS IN HELL PEOPLE WHO WERE ANTI CHRIST AND BLASPHENE AGAINST GOD, WHO DID NOT REPENT OF THEIR SINS THE WRATH OF GOD WILL BE YOUR CUP AS IT SAYS IN REVELATION JESUS CHRIST DIED FOR YOU ON THE CROSS WITH HIS ARMS OUTRECH TO EMBRACE EVERYONE IN HIS LOVE AND HE SHED HIS PRECIOUS BLOOD TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS THROUGH HIM TO RECONCIALE US WITH GOD AND TO OFFER US EVERLASTING LIFE IN HEAVEN YOU ARE ONLY LIVING IN DENIAL CAUSE GOD IS REAL 100% GUARANTEED IN JUGEMENT WE WILL ALL BE JUDGE ACCORDING TO OUR DEEDS WORDS AND ACTIONS ITS UP TO YOU OP WILL YOU CHOSE HEAVEN OR BURNING IN THE FIRE AND BEING TORMENTED IN HELL FOR ETERNITY IN THE BIBLE: REVELATION 21:8 BUT COWARDS, TRAITORS, PERVERTS, MURDERERS, THE IMMORAL, THOSE WHO PRATICE MAGIC, THOSE WHO WORSHIP IDOLS, AND ALL LIARS-THE PLACE FOR THEM IS THE LAKE OF BURNING WITH FIRE AND SULFUR, WHICH IS THE SECOND DEATH.`` YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED... YOUR JOKES ARE MOCKING GOD LORD OF LORDS WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE BY BLASHEMING JESUS CHRIST OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED OP "Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely" -John Emerich Edward Dalberg-Acton “I was never really insane except upon occasions when my heart was touched.” -Edgar Allan Poe |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 656399 United States 04/14/2009 10:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: In honor of easter! Offensive jesus jokes! Post em now before the cristers take the thread over! I'm not inciting hatred by pointing out my observation of who the main Christ haters are, and, raising awareness. Quoting: shylaWhat would you call it then? There is ample reason for the hatred from those groups towards christianity. I just addressed that. |
All for God`s Glory User ID: 559120 Canada 04/14/2009 10:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: In honor of easter! Offensive jesus jokes! Post em now before the cristers take the thread over! THIS IS FOR YOU:OP Quoting: shylaA WARNING IF YOU KEEP THIS UP AND MOCK THE LORD JESUS CHRIST LORD OF LORDS AND DONT REPENT OF YOUR SINS YOU WILL LOSE YOUR SOUL IN THE FIRE OF HELL THERE IS A WEBSITE: www.SpiritLessons.com OF WHAT HAPPENS IN HELL PEOPLE WHO WERE ANTI CHRIST AND BLASPHENE AGAINST GOD, WHO DID NOT REPENT OF THEIR SINS THE WRATH OF GOD WILL BE YOUR CUP AS IT SAYS IN REVELATION JESUS CHRIST DIED FOR YOU ON THE CROSS WITH HIS ARMS OUTRECH TO EMBRACE EVERYONE IN HIS LOVE AND HE SHED HIS PRECIOUS BLOOD TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS THROUGH HIM TO RECONCIALE US WITH GOD AND TO OFFER US EVERLASTING LIFE IN HEAVEN YOU ARE ONLY LIVING IN DENIAL CAUSE GOD IS REAL 100% GUARANTEED IN JUGEMENT WE WILL ALL BE JUDGE ACCORDING TO OUR DEEDS WORDS AND ACTIONS ITS UP TO YOU OP WILL YOU CHOSE HEAVEN OR BURNING IN THE FIRE AND BEING TORMENTED IN HELL FOR ETERNITY IN THE BIBLE: REVELATION 21:8 BUT COWARDS, TRAITORS, PERVERTS, MURDERERS, THE IMMORAL, THOSE WHO PRATICE MAGIC, THOSE WHO WORSHIP IDOLS, AND ALL LIARS-THE PLACE FOR THEM IS THE LAKE OF BURNING WITH FIRE AND SULFUR, WHICH IS THE SECOND DEATH.`` YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED... Why do I need salvation? What are you trying to save me from? The truth or the truth as to how you percieve it? I don't believe in hell or a benelovent christian god, so why should I fear? Let's just say for instance that there is a god and a hell; then I guess I'll see you along with most other christians there because you(most christians) do not practise what you preach and are as hateful, mean spirated, vengeful, and all around assholish as they come! I honestly think christians get off on damning people to hell and hoping for their untimely demise. YOU OPEN THIS THREAD WITH BLASPHEMOUS JOKES AND INSULTS TO GOD JESUS CHRIST LORD OF LORDS WE ALL NEED SALVATION AND ONLY THROUGH JESUS CHRIST CAN WE INHERIT ETERNAL LIFE THROUGH THE SIN OF ADAM AND EVE OUR FIRST PARENTS THE WRATH OF GOD WAS KINDLE SO JESUS CHRIST HAD TO RECONCIALE US WITH GOD THE FATHER SO HE DIED ON THE CROSS AND WAS CRUCIFIED AND HE SHED HIS PRECIOUS BLOOD FOR OUR SINS THE BIBLE IS THE WORD OF GOD INSPIRED MEN THAT WERE FILLED WITH THE HOLY SPIRIT WHAT YOU ARE DOING IS WRONG YOU ARE MOCKING AND INSULTING GOD YOU ARE DAMNING YOURSELF TO HELL BY YOUR OWN WORDS AND HATRED AND MOCKING AND INSULTS TO GOD THAT ARE ANTI CHRIST THE BIBLE SAYS THOSE WHO ARE ANTI CHRIST WILL BE DAMNED IN HELL NOW ITS UP TO YOU IF YOU REPENT OF YOUR SINS OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR AND GOD WILL FORGIVE YOU! IF YOU CHOSE TO CONTINUE THIS WAY, WELL YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED... AND YOU KNOW WHAT AWAITS THOSE WHO REBELLE AND MOCK GOD... |
shyla (OP) User ID: 421845 United States 04/14/2009 10:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: In honor of easter! Offensive jesus jokes! Post em now before the cristers take the thread over! I'm not inciting hatred by pointing out my observation of who the main Christ haters are, and, raising awareness. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 656399What would you call it then? There is ample reason for the hatred from those groups towards christianity. I just addressed that. You side stepped it. Your words radiate hatred, therefore would that not incite it? Als you are being judgemental towards those groups that you plainly disdain. Is that not also hatred? "Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely" -John Emerich Edward Dalberg-Acton “I was never really insane except upon occasions when my heart was touched.” -Edgar Allan Poe |
shyla (OP) User ID: 421845 United States 04/14/2009 10:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: In honor of easter! Offensive jesus jokes! Post em now before the cristers take the thread over! THIS IS FOR YOU:OP Quoting: All for God`s Glory 559120A WARNING IF YOU KEEP THIS UP AND MOCK THE LORD JESUS CHRIST LORD OF LORDS AND DONT REPENT OF YOUR SINS YOU WILL LOSE YOUR SOUL IN THE FIRE OF HELL THERE IS A WEBSITE: www.SpiritLessons.com OF WHAT HAPPENS IN HELL PEOPLE WHO WERE ANTI CHRIST AND BLASPHENE AGAINST GOD, WHO DID NOT REPENT OF THEIR SINS THE WRATH OF GOD WILL BE YOUR CUP AS IT SAYS IN REVELATION JESUS CHRIST DIED FOR YOU ON THE CROSS WITH HIS ARMS OUTRECH TO EMBRACE EVERYONE IN HIS LOVE AND HE SHED HIS PRECIOUS BLOOD TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS THROUGH HIM TO RECONCIALE US WITH GOD AND TO OFFER US EVERLASTING LIFE IN HEAVEN YOU ARE ONLY LIVING IN DENIAL CAUSE GOD IS REAL 100% GUARANTEED IN JUGEMENT WE WILL ALL BE JUDGE ACCORDING TO OUR DEEDS WORDS AND ACTIONS ITS UP TO YOU OP WILL YOU CHOSE HEAVEN OR BURNING IN THE FIRE AND BEING TORMENTED IN HELL FOR ETERNITY IN THE BIBLE: REVELATION 21:8 BUT COWARDS, TRAITORS, PERVERTS, MURDERERS, THE IMMORAL, THOSE WHO PRATICE MAGIC, THOSE WHO WORSHIP IDOLS, AND ALL LIARS-THE PLACE FOR THEM IS THE LAKE OF BURNING WITH FIRE AND SULFUR, WHICH IS THE SECOND DEATH.`` YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED... Why do I need salvation? What are you trying to save me from? The truth or the truth as to how you percieve it? I don't believe in hell or a benelovent christian god, so why should I fear? Let's just say for instance that there is a god and a hell; then I guess I'll see you along with most other christians there because you(most christians) do not practise what you preach and are as hateful, mean spirated, vengeful, and all around assholish as they come! I honestly think christians get off on damning people to hell and hoping for their untimely demise. YOU OPEN THIS THREAD WITH BLASPHEMOUS JOKES AND INSULTS TO GOD JESUS CHRIST LORD OF LORDS WE ALL NEED SALVATION AND ONLY THROUGH JESUS CHRIST CAN WE INHERIT ETERNAL LIFE THROUGH THE SIN OF ADAM AND EVE OUR FIRST PARENTS THE WRATH OF GOD WAS KINDLE SO JESUS CHRIST HAD TO RECONCIALE US WITH GOD THE FATHER SO HE DIED ON THE CROSS AND WAS CRUCIFIED AND HE SHED HIS PRECIOUS BLOOD FOR OUR SINS THE BIBLE IS THE WORD OF GOD INSPIRED MEN THAT WERE FILLED WITH THE HOLY SPIRIT WHAT YOU ARE DOING IS WRONG YOU ARE MOCKING AND INSULTING GOD YOU ARE DAMNING YOURSELF TO HELL BY YOUR OWN WORDS AND HATRED AND MOCKING AND INSULTS TO GOD THAT ARE ANTI CHRIST THE BIBLE SAYS THOSE WHO ARE ANTI CHRIST WILL BE DAMNED IN HELL NOW ITS UP TO YOU IF YOU REPENT OF YOUR SINS OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR AND GOD WILL FORGIVE YOU! IF YOU CHOSE TO CONTINUE THIS WAY, WELL YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED... AND YOU KNOW WHAT AWAITS THOSE WHO REBELLE AND MOCK GOD... But again, I don't believe the way you do. Why persist in an argument that you simply cannot win? Just because you use caps lock does not mean your message has any more significance to me. If I were you I'd count my losses and go to a thread that will respect your views instead of disrespect them. M'kay? Btw, the reply that you posted that said god is 100% real....link please! Last Edited by Southern Gal on 04/14/2009 10:40 PM "Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely" -John Emerich Edward Dalberg-Acton “I was never really insane except upon occasions when my heart was touched.” -Edgar Allan Poe |
Jimmy2times User ID: 550246 United States 04/14/2009 10:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: In honor of easter! Offensive jesus jokes! Post em now before the cristers take the thread over! THIS IS FOR YOU:OP Quoting: shylaA WARNING IF YOU KEEP THIS UP AND MOCK THE LORD JESUS CHRIST LORD OF LORDS AND DONT REPENT OF YOUR SINS YOU WILL LOSE YOUR SOUL IN THE FIRE OF HELL THERE IS A WEBSITE: www.SpiritLessons.com OF WHAT HAPPENS IN HELL PEOPLE WHO WERE ANTI CHRIST AND BLASPHENE AGAINST GOD, WHO DID NOT REPENT OF THEIR SINS THE WRATH OF GOD WILL BE YOUR CUP AS IT SAYS IN REVELATION JESUS CHRIST DIED FOR YOU ON THE CROSS WITH HIS ARMS OUTRECH TO EMBRACE EVERYONE IN HIS LOVE AND HE SHED HIS PRECIOUS BLOOD TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS THROUGH HIM TO RECONCIALE US WITH GOD AND TO OFFER US EVERLASTING LIFE IN HEAVEN YOU ARE ONLY LIVING IN DENIAL CAUSE GOD IS REAL 100% GUARANTEED IN JUGEMENT WE WILL ALL BE JUDGE ACCORDING TO OUR DEEDS WORDS AND ACTIONS ITS UP TO YOU OP WILL YOU CHOSE HEAVEN OR BURNING IN THE FIRE AND BEING TORMENTED IN HELL FOR ETERNITY IN THE BIBLE: REVELATION 21:8 BUT COWARDS, TRAITORS, PERVERTS, MURDERERS, THE IMMORAL, THOSE WHO PRATICE MAGIC, THOSE WHO WORSHIP IDOLS, AND ALL LIARS-THE PLACE FOR THEM IS THE LAKE OF BURNING WITH FIRE AND SULFUR, WHICH IS THE SECOND DEATH.`` YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED... Why do I need salvation? What are you trying to save me from? The truth or the truth as to how you percieve it? I don't believe in hell or a benelovent christian god, so why should I fear? Let's just say for instance that there is a god and a hell; then I guess I'll see you along with most other christians there because you(most christians) do not practise what you preach and are as hateful, mean spirated, vengeful, and all around assholish as they come! I honestly think christians get off on damning people to hell and hoping for their untimely demise. Shyla, From the few posts of yours that I have read concerning the things you say about Christians, it seems to me that you're not much different. If you speak of and treat those you disagree with in the same manner that you say they do, what EXACTLY makes you any different? You are in danger of becoming that which you dislike. Is it your position that it's only ok to be hateful, mean spirited, vengeful, etc..only if your acting that way TOWARDS those that call themselves Christians? As for your characterization that "most Christian" act in the way you say, I don't know how you could possibly know that, but christians are people just like you, and just like you, they sometimes don't speak or behave in such a way that expresses the love they have. Like you, they too have wounds that need healing. Luke 6:23 If you love those who love you, what credit is that to you? For even sinners love those who love them. And if you do good to them which do good to you, what thank have you? for sinners also do even the same. |
shyla (OP) User ID: 421845 United States 04/14/2009 10:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: In honor of easter! Offensive jesus jokes! Post em now before the cristers take the thread over! THIS IS FOR YOU:OP Quoting: Jimmy2times 550246A WARNING IF YOU KEEP THIS UP AND MOCK THE LORD JESUS CHRIST LORD OF LORDS AND DONT REPENT OF YOUR SINS YOU WILL LOSE YOUR SOUL IN THE FIRE OF HELL THERE IS A WEBSITE: www.SpiritLessons.com OF WHAT HAPPENS IN HELL PEOPLE WHO WERE ANTI CHRIST AND BLASPHENE AGAINST GOD, WHO DID NOT REPENT OF THEIR SINS THE WRATH OF GOD WILL BE YOUR CUP AS IT SAYS IN REVELATION JESUS CHRIST DIED FOR YOU ON THE CROSS WITH HIS ARMS OUTRECH TO EMBRACE EVERYONE IN HIS LOVE AND HE SHED HIS PRECIOUS BLOOD TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS THROUGH HIM TO RECONCIALE US WITH GOD AND TO OFFER US EVERLASTING LIFE IN HEAVEN YOU ARE ONLY LIVING IN DENIAL CAUSE GOD IS REAL 100% GUARANTEED IN JUGEMENT WE WILL ALL BE JUDGE ACCORDING TO OUR DEEDS WORDS AND ACTIONS ITS UP TO YOU OP WILL YOU CHOSE HEAVEN OR BURNING IN THE FIRE AND BEING TORMENTED IN HELL FOR ETERNITY IN THE BIBLE: REVELATION 21:8 BUT COWARDS, TRAITORS, PERVERTS, MURDERERS, THE IMMORAL, THOSE WHO PRATICE MAGIC, THOSE WHO WORSHIP IDOLS, AND ALL LIARS-THE PLACE FOR THEM IS THE LAKE OF BURNING WITH FIRE AND SULFUR, WHICH IS THE SECOND DEATH.`` YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED... Why do I need salvation? What are you trying to save me from? The truth or the truth as to how you percieve it? I don't believe in hell or a benelovent christian god, so why should I fear? Let's just say for instance that there is a god and a hell; then I guess I'll see you along with most other christians there because you(most christians) do not practise what you preach and are as hateful, mean spirated, vengeful, and all around assholish as they come! I honestly think christians get off on damning people to hell and hoping for their untimely demise. Shyla, From the few posts of yours that I have read concerning the things you say about Christians, it seems to me that you're not much different. If you speak of and treat those you disagree with in the same manner that you say they do, what EXACTLY makes you any different? You are in danger of becoming that which you dislike. Is it your position that it's only ok to be hateful, mean spirited, vengeful, etc..only if your acting that way TOWARDS those that call themselves Christians? As for your characterization that "most Christian" act in the way you say, I don't know how you could possibly know that, but christians are people just like you, and just like you, they sometimes don't speak or behave in such a way that expresses the love they have. Like you, they too have wounds that need healing. Luke 6:23 If you love those who love you, what credit is that to you? For even sinners love those who love them. And if you do good to them which do good to you, what thank have you? for sinners also do even the same. I never said I was any different. I don't claim to be perfect, I only exhibit human traits. The difference between me and christians are that I am not trying to convert or shove my beliefs down someones throat. How do I know that about christians? I live in the bible belt and was raised christian. I also see many christian posts here at glp and unfortunatly my human side gets the better of me and I react. I simply cannot stand to hear the "godly message" christians preach. The reason I give christians hell is because if they were as christ like as they claim then they wouldn't do the evil things they do. I simply cannot tolerate a religion that has incited hate, inequality, and evilness since its inception. "Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely" -John Emerich Edward Dalberg-Acton “I was never really insane except upon occasions when my heart was touched.” -Edgar Allan Poe |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 502848 United States 04/14/2009 10:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: In honor of easter! Offensive jesus jokes! Post em now before the cristers take the thread over! What did Jesus say when he was up on the cross? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 651874"This was one Hell of a way to spend my Easter vacation" WRONG! Some on the ground noticed his lips were moving, so one was elected to climb up & have a listen. Well? He was singing I Love A Parade. |
All for God`s Glory User ID: 559120 Canada 04/14/2009 10:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: In honor of easter! Offensive jesus jokes! Post em now before the cristers take the thread over! THIS IS FOR YOU:OP Quoting: shylaA WARNING IF YOU KEEP THIS UP AND MOCK THE LORD JESUS CHRIST LORD OF LORDS AND DONT REPENT OF YOUR SINS YOU WILL LOSE YOUR SOUL IN THE FIRE OF HELL THERE IS A WEBSITE: www.SpiritLessons.com OF WHAT HAPPENS IN HELL PEOPLE WHO WERE ANTI CHRIST AND BLASPHENE AGAINST GOD, WHO DID NOT REPENT OF THEIR SINS THE WRATH OF GOD WILL BE YOUR CUP AS IT SAYS IN REVELATION JESUS CHRIST DIED FOR YOU ON THE CROSS WITH HIS ARMS OUTRECH TO EMBRACE EVERYONE IN HIS LOVE AND HE SHED HIS PRECIOUS BLOOD TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS THROUGH HIM TO RECONCIALE US WITH GOD AND TO OFFER US EVERLASTING LIFE IN HEAVEN YOU ARE ONLY LIVING IN DENIAL CAUSE GOD IS REAL 100% GUARANTEED IN JUGEMENT WE WILL ALL BE JUDGE ACCORDING TO OUR DEEDS WORDS AND ACTIONS ITS UP TO YOU OP WILL YOU CHOSE HEAVEN OR BURNING IN THE FIRE AND BEING TORMENTED IN HELL FOR ETERNITY IN THE BIBLE: REVELATION 21:8 BUT COWARDS, TRAITORS, PERVERTS, MURDERERS, THE IMMORAL, THOSE WHO PRATICE MAGIC, THOSE WHO WORSHIP IDOLS, AND ALL LIARS-THE PLACE FOR THEM IS THE LAKE OF BURNING WITH FIRE AND SULFUR, WHICH IS THE SECOND DEATH.`` YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED... Why do I need salvation? What are you trying to save me from? The truth or the truth as to how you percieve it? I don't believe in hell or a benelovent christian god, so why should I fear? Let's just say for instance that there is a god and a hell; then I guess I'll see you along with most other christians there because you(most christians) do not practise what you preach and are as hateful, mean spirated, vengeful, and all around assholish as they come! I honestly think christians get off on damning people to hell and hoping for their untimely demise. YOU OPEN THIS THREAD WITH BLASPHEMOUS JOKES AND INSULTS TO GOD JESUS CHRIST LORD OF LORDS WE ALL NEED SALVATION AND ONLY THROUGH JESUS CHRIST CAN WE INHERIT ETERNAL LIFE THROUGH THE SIN OF ADAM AND EVE OUR FIRST PARENTS THE WRATH OF GOD WAS KINDLE SO JESUS CHRIST HAD TO RECONCIALE US WITH GOD THE FATHER SO HE DIED ON THE CROSS AND WAS CRUCIFIED AND HE SHED HIS PRECIOUS BLOOD FOR OUR SINS THE BIBLE IS THE WORD OF GOD INSPIRED MEN THAT WERE FILLED WITH THE HOLY SPIRIT WHAT YOU ARE DOING IS WRONG YOU ARE MOCKING AND INSULTING GOD YOU ARE DAMNING YOURSELF TO HELL BY YOUR OWN WORDS AND HATRED AND MOCKING AND INSULTS TO GOD THAT ARE ANTI CHRIST THE BIBLE SAYS THOSE WHO ARE ANTI CHRIST WILL BE DAMNED IN HELL NOW ITS UP TO YOU IF YOU REPENT OF YOUR SINS OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR AND GOD WILL FORGIVE YOU! IF YOU CHOSE TO CONTINUE THIS WAY, WELL YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED... AND YOU KNOW WHAT AWAITS THOSE WHO REBELLE AND MOCK GOD... But again, I don't believe the way you do. Why persist in an argument that you simply cannot win? Just because you use caps lock does not mean your message has any more significance to me. If I were you I'd count my losses and go to a thread that will respect your views instead of disrespect them. M'kay? Btw, the reply that you posted that said god is 100% real....link please! IT NOT A QUESTION OF WINNING I AM TELLING YOU WHAT GOD SAYS IN THE BIBLE THAT ANTI CHRIST PEOPLE ARE DAMNED IF THEY DONT REPENT OF THEIR SINS YOU ARE THE ONE WHO POSTED THIS THREAD FULL OF HATE AND INSULTING AND MOCKING JESUS CHRIST OUR LORD SO ITS TIME YOU ADMIT AND TAKE RESPONSABILITY THAT YOU ARE THE ONE WHO OPENED THIS EVIL THREAD SO I CAME TO WARN YOU THAT IF YOU KEEP THIS UP AT JUGEMENT IT WONT LOOK GOOD IF YOU DONT REPENT YOU WILL BE DAMNED I AM ONLY WARNING YOU CAUSE GOD LOVES YOU AND YOU SHOULD SEEK HIM AND HIS WAYS CAUSE IF NOT IN REVELATION IN THE BIBLE SAYS HE WILL POUR THE CUP OF HIS WRATH WHICH WILL BE KINDLE NOW ITS UP TO YOU GOOD LUCK |
Jimmy2times User ID: 550246 United States 04/14/2009 11:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: In honor of easter! Offensive jesus jokes! Post em now before the cristers take the thread over! THIS IS FOR YOU:OP Quoting: shylaA WARNING IF YOU KEEP THIS UP AND MOCK THE LORD JESUS CHRIST LORD OF LORDS AND DONT REPENT OF YOUR SINS YOU WILL LOSE YOUR SOUL IN THE FIRE OF HELL THERE IS A WEBSITE: www.SpiritLessons.com OF WHAT HAPPENS IN HELL PEOPLE WHO WERE ANTI CHRIST AND BLASPHENE AGAINST GOD, WHO DID NOT REPENT OF THEIR SINS THE WRATH OF GOD WILL BE YOUR CUP AS IT SAYS IN REVELATION JESUS CHRIST DIED FOR YOU ON THE CROSS WITH HIS ARMS OUTRECH TO EMBRACE EVERYONE IN HIS LOVE AND HE SHED HIS PRECIOUS BLOOD TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS THROUGH HIM TO RECONCIALE US WITH GOD AND TO OFFER US EVERLASTING LIFE IN HEAVEN YOU ARE ONLY LIVING IN DENIAL CAUSE GOD IS REAL 100% GUARANTEED IN JUGEMENT WE WILL ALL BE JUDGE ACCORDING TO OUR DEEDS WORDS AND ACTIONS ITS UP TO YOU OP WILL YOU CHOSE HEAVEN OR BURNING IN THE FIRE AND BEING TORMENTED IN HELL FOR ETERNITY IN THE BIBLE: REVELATION 21:8 BUT COWARDS, TRAITORS, PERVERTS, MURDERERS, THE IMMORAL, THOSE WHO PRATICE MAGIC, THOSE WHO WORSHIP IDOLS, AND ALL LIARS-THE PLACE FOR THEM IS THE LAKE OF BURNING WITH FIRE AND SULFUR, WHICH IS THE SECOND DEATH.`` YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED... Why do I need salvation? What are you trying to save me from? The truth or the truth as to how you percieve it? I don't believe in hell or a benelovent christian god, so why should I fear? Let's just say for instance that there is a god and a hell; then I guess I'll see you along with most other christians there because you(most christians) do not practise what you preach and are as hateful, mean spirated, vengeful, and all around assholish as they come! I honestly think christians get off on damning people to hell and hoping for their untimely demise. Shyla, From the few posts of yours that I have read concerning the things you say about Christians, it seems to me that you're not much different. If you speak of and treat those you disagree with in the same manner that you say they do, what EXACTLY makes you any different? You are in danger of becoming that which you dislike. Is it your position that it's only ok to be hateful, mean spirited, vengeful, etc..only if your acting that way TOWARDS those that call themselves Christians? As for your characterization that "most Christian" act in the way you say, I don't know how you could possibly know that, but christians are people just like you, and just like you, they sometimes don't speak or behave in such a way that expresses the love they have. Like you, they too have wounds that need healing. Luke 6:23 If you love those who love you, what credit is that to you? For even sinners love those who love them. And if you do good to them which do good to you, what thank have you? for sinners also do even the same. I never said I was any different. I don't claim to be perfect, I only exhibit human traits. The difference between me and christians are that I am not trying to convert or shove my beliefs down someones throat. How do I know that about christians? I live in the bible belt and was raised christian. I also see many christian posts here at glp and unfortunatly my human side gets the better of me and I react. I simply cannot stand to hear the "godly message" christians preach. The reason I give christians hell is because if they were as christ like as they claim then they wouldn't do the evil things they do. I simply cannot tolerate a religion that has incited hate, inequality, and evilness since its inception. Many have used the word of God to justify their crimes, and it leads many astry. They WILL have to account for this at the day of thier judgement. People, ALL people are wicked in some way, that is true of Christians as well as any other group of people, no matter what they call themselves. However, hate does not conquer hate. Insulting, making fun of, lashing out at those that are guilty is no different than the religion you say that you cannot tolerate. Love is the only answer to the problem, but even love cannot control the words and deeds of others. Thankfully the m&m's fall through his hands, otherwise we ALL would be lost. It's not easy to be loving towards those that hurt us, but if we don't we risk becoming just like them. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 532897 United States 04/14/2009 11:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: In honor of easter! Offensive jesus jokes! Post em now before the cristers take the thread over! Give it up OP. These people simply have no SENSE OF HUMOR. God is love and laughter. If he can't laugh at himself, what kind of God is he. God Loves You. I love you too. Keep up the good work. And most of all, keep smiling. Much love, godsdaugher. |
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shyla (OP) User ID: 604934 United States 04/15/2009 02:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: In honor of easter! Offensive jesus jokes! Post em now before the cristers take the thread over! Give it up OP. These people simply have no SENSE OF HUMOR. God is love and laughter. If he can't laugh at himself, what kind of God is he. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 532897God Loves You. I love you too. Keep up the good work. And most of all, keep smiling. Much love, godsdaugher. You rock! Now that's what I call godlike behavior! "Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely" -John Emerich Edward Dalberg-Acton “I was never really insane except upon occasions when my heart was touched.” -Edgar Allan Poe |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 686700 United States 05/24/2009 07:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: In honor of easter! Offensive jesus jokes! Post em now before the cristers take the thread over! now oops. theres a part of christ u dnt understand. the person that is not at the party. u do the maths. amplify that and some people wont be at the party. u know this x Quoting: Anonymous Coward 653180havent u noticed how god doesnt exist? if he did wouldnt he show himself? or maybe make it to where we all can go down to a casino and have one hell of a drink? :p :5: |
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GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD I AM G User ID: 686700 United States 05/24/2009 08:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: In honor of easter! Offensive jesus jokes! Post em now before the cristers take the thread over! THIS IS FOR YOU:OP Quoting: All for God`s Glory 559120A WARNING IF YOU KEEP THIS UP AND MOCK THE LORD JESUS CHRIST LORD OF LORDS AND WILL REPENT OF YOUR SINS YOU WILL LOSE YOUR SOUL IN THE FIRE OF HEAVEN THERE IS A WEBSITE: www.meatspin.com OF WHAT HAPPENS IN HELL PEOPLE WHO WERE ANTI CHRIST AND BLASPHENE AGAINST GOD? WHO DID REPENT OF THEIR SINS THE WRATH OF GOD WILL BE YOUR SERVENT AS IT SAYS IN REVELATION JESUS CHRIST DIED FOR A FUCK UP REASON ON THE CROSS WITH HIS ARMS OUTRECH TO EMBERACE EVERYONE IN HIS HATRED VS THE WORLD AND HE SHED HIS PRECIOUS BLOOD TO KILL EVERYONE THROUGH HIM TO RECONCIALE US WITH GOD AND TO OFFER US A FUCKED WORLD ON EARTH YOU ARE ONLY LIVING IN LOVE CAUSE GOD IS NOT REAL 100% GUARANTEED IN JUGEMENT WE WILL ALL BE JUDGE ACCORDING TO OUR KNOWLEDGE, WORDS, AND ACTIONS ITS UP TO YOU TO SAY GOD ISNT REAL WILL YOU CHOSE HEAVEN AND READ THE BIBLE FOR ALL ETERNITY ORHAVING A PARTY IN HELL AND GETTING FREE GUNS FROM SATAN IN HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY IN THE BIBLE: REVELATION 21:8 BUT COWARDS, TRAITORS, PERVERTS, MURDERERS, THE IMMORAL, THOSE WHO PRATICE MAGIC WILL KILL GOD, THOSE WHO WORSHIP IDOLS, AND ALL LIARS-THE PLACE FOR THEM IS THE LAKE OF A SANA, WHICH IS THE SECOND CHOICE.`` YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED... i rewrote the story of a idiot and turned it to the true of wat will really happen in life hahahahah its so fucked up funny |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 354685 United Kingdom 05/24/2009 08:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: In honor of easter! Offensive jesus jokes! Post em now before the cristers take the thread over! now oops. theres a part of christ u dnt understand. the person that is not at the party. u do the maths. amplify that and some people wont be at the party. u know this x Quoting: Anonymous Coward 686700havent u noticed how god doesnt exist? if he did wouldnt he show himself? or maybe make it to where we all can go down to a casino and have one hell of a drink? :p :5: Why oh why would someone bump a non-topical thread thats over a month old with some inane comment? What was the point? Sometimes this site is really dodgy. What was the point? Why this thread? Please do tell. |
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A Drowning Jesus. Help that BI User ID: 715228 United States 06/30/2009 10:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: In honor of easter! Offensive jesus jokes! Post em now before the cristers take the thread over! I thought that he couldn't swim. I really think that the holes in his hands could be covered up by clothe as he ate the M & Ms... Now put that bitch out over in the water... He'll sink faster than his sex life. Jesis... Whatever the dumb ass bitch name is Is a stupid fuck... and a shit eater. His mother is a bitch |
A Drowning Jesus. Help that BI User ID: 715228 United States 06/30/2009 10:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: In honor of easter! Offensive jesus jokes! Post em now before the cristers take the thread over! Jesus can't eat M & Ms... I thought that he couldn't swim. I really think that the holes in his hands could be covered up by clothe as he ate the M & Ms... Now put that bitch out over in the water... He'll sink faster than his sex life. Jesis... Whatever the dumb ass bitch name is Is a stupid fuck... and a shit eater. His mother is a bitch |
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Galaxy User ID: 715538 Netherlands 07/01/2009 10:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: In honor of easter! Offensive jesus jokes! Post em now before the cristers take the thread over! 4 cardinals return from their adience with the pope, driving their small vehicle through the busy city of Rome. They don't watch out, and a big truck slams into their small car, killing all 4 cardinals. They arrive at the gate, and st.peter says to them: "If you have ever sinned, then this is the your chance to tell me". "Okay said the first cardinal, i obliged the pope with my left hand". St.peter said "well wash your left hand in this bowl with holy water, then you can enter the gate. Cardinal #2 said "okay, i did the same with my right hand". "Wash your hand in that water and you can go. Cardinal #4 stepped forwards, while pushing #3 aside, and said "Please, let me first rinse my mouth, before he is on turn".... Luctor et Emergo. |