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Surgeon finds FIR TREE growing in man's lung

 
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Surgeon finds FIR TREE growing in man's lung
5 cm. fir tree removed from patient’s lung

13 Apr, 11:35 PM



A five-centimeter fir tree has been found in the lung of a man who complained he had a strong pain in his chest and was coughing blood.

The 28-year-old patient, Artyom Sidorkin, came to a hospital in the city of Izhevsk in Central Russia last week, Komsomolskaya Pravda daily reports.

Doctors x-rayed his chest and found a tumor in one of the lungs. Suspecting cancer, they made a decision to perform biopsy, but when they cut the tissue, they were amazed to see green needles in the cut.

“I blinked three times, and thought I was seeing things. Then I called the assistant to have a look,” says Vladimir Kamashev, doctor at the Udmurtian Cancer Center.

The five-centimeter branch was removed from the patient’s body.

“They told me my coughing blood was not caused by any disease,” Sidorkin says.

“It was the needles poking the capillaries. It really hurt a lot. But I never felt like I had an alien object inside of me.”

It is obvious that a five-centimeter branch is too large to be inhaled or swallowed, doctors say. They suggest that the patient might have inhaled a small bud, which then started to grow inside his body.

Meanwhile, the piece of lung with the little fir tree has been preserved for further study.

[link to www.mosnews.com]
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Re: Surgeon finds FIR TREE growing in man's lung
WOW!

I'm speechless on this one.
anything after 'but' is bullshit!

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Re: Surgeon finds FIR TREE growing in man's lung
Huh, a sprout can grow anywhere wet where there's some air, I guess.
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Re: Surgeon finds FIR TREE growing in man's lung
That is worth 3 WTF!

WTF WTF WTF
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Re: Surgeon finds FIR TREE growing in man's lung
Check out the picture at the link.
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Re: Surgeon finds FIR TREE growing in man's lung
Holy Cow!!!
"Livin' The Dream..."

"Don't believe in anyone, 'cos they'll feel you so much more"

"So break me down if it makes you feel right~and hate me now if it keeps you alright~you can't break me down if it takes all your might~cause I'm so much more than meets the eye..."

"Some people would bitch if their ice cream was cold..."

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Re: Surgeon finds FIR TREE growing in man's lung
Check out the picture at the link.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 643814


blink ewwww. That HAD to hurt!
anything after 'but' is bullshit!

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Re: Surgeon finds FIR TREE growing in man's lung
just as well it wasn't a maple, up here they'd have to tap that thing
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Re: Surgeon finds FIR TREE growing in man's lung
Well this just freaks me the fuck out.
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bsflag
Russia is the Motherland of the world's most audacious liars.
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bsflag
Russia is the Motherland of the world's most audacious liars.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 653174


Go Pravda yourself buddy!!! Pravda You!!!
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Re: Surgeon finds FIR TREE growing in man's lung
i have a semen tree growing inside my ball sack..

how do i know ?

because I keep squirting that stuff out, and it never goes empty...
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just as well it wasn't a maple, up here they'd have to tap that thing
 Quoting: Aileana

You said tap that...
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Re: Surgeon finds FIR TREE growing in man's lung
just as well it wasn't a maple, up here they'd have to tap that thing
 Quoting: Aileana

rofl you would not get a lot of syrup from it rofl
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Re: Surgeon finds FIR TREE growing in man's lung
Check out the picture at the link.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 643814

Yeah, check out the picture, and you'll see how completely fake this story is.
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Re: Surgeon finds FIR TREE growing in man's lung
Lololol
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Re: Surgeon finds FIR TREE growing in man's lung
just as well it wasn't a maple, up here they'd have to tap that thing

You said tap that...
 Quoting: Wraith1970


you are making me so paranoid about what i say now LOL
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Re: Surgeon finds FIR TREE growing in man's lung
just as well it wasn't a maple, up here they'd have to tap that thing

rofl you would not get a lot of syrup from it rofl
 Quoting: Boaz


ahh but its not quantity its quality chuckle
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Re: Surgeon finds FIR TREE growing in man's lung
WOW!

I'm speechless on this one.
 Quoting: Sireen-reborn






Cancer is a fungus. This is just more proof of this fact.
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Re: Surgeon finds FIR TREE growing in man's lung
just as well it wasn't a maple, up here they'd have to tap that thing

You said tap that...


you are making me so paranoid about what i say now LOL
 Quoting: Aileana


You did say you liked Ozzy, so "Paranoid" would be appropriate.
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Re: Surgeon finds FIR TREE growing in man's lung
If he has a tree in him, would that mean he would be "sporting wood"?
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Re: Surgeon finds FIR TREE growing in man's lung
If he has a tree in him, would that mean he would be "sporting wood"?
 Quoting: Wraith1970

goaway
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Re: Surgeon finds FIR TREE growing in man's lung
If he has a tree in him, would that mean he would be "sporting wood"?

goaway
 Quoting: Aileana

s226
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Re: Surgeon finds FIR TREE growing in man's lung
just as well it wasn't a maple, up here they'd have to tap that thing

rofl you would not get a lot of syrup from it rofl


ahh but its not quantity its quality chuckle
 Quoting: Aileana


I make maple syrup, so I appreciate a quality product LOL
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bsflag
Russia is the Motherland of the world's most audacious liars.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 653174



Yeah, I don't believe it either, when I seen it was from "Russia"...........

They are SUCH propagandists.
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Re: Surgeon finds FIR TREE growing in man's lung
If he has a tree in him, would that mean he would be "sporting wood"?

goaway

s226
 Quoting: Wraith1970

eyebat
Aileana

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Re: Surgeon finds FIR TREE growing in man's lung
just as well it wasn't a maple, up here they'd have to tap that thing

rofl you would not get a lot of syrup from it rofl


ahh but its not quantity its quality chuckle


I make maple syrup, so I appreciate a quality product LOL
 Quoting: Boaz

same here. had a decent year for such a small operation. its always my favorite time of year, first real signs of spring after such a long winter
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Re: Surgeon finds FIR TREE growing in man's lung
I call BS....
There would not be "Green Needles". Especially in a seedling.
No Green till sun exposure. Go put a black bag over a patch of your yard.... it'll turn yellow.
De Bunker Hiding in a Bunker.
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I make maple syrup, so I appreciate a quality product LOL

same here. had a decent year for such a small operation. its always my favorite time of year, first real signs of spring after such a long winter
 Quoting: Aileana


Perhaps you are a neighbor.
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Re: Surgeon finds FIR TREE growing in man's lung
ahhh ahhh ahhh
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Re: Surgeon finds FIR TREE growing in man's lung
Huh, a sprout can grow anywhere wet where there's some air, I guess.
 Quoting: AsperGirl


I remember once reading about a person having a sprout in their cornea. High winds.





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