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Surgeon finds FIR TREE growing in man's lung |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 643814 United States 04/14/2009 09:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Surgeon finds FIR TREE growing in man's lung 5 cm. fir tree removed from patient’s lung 13 Apr, 11:35 PM A five-centimeter fir tree has been found in the lung of a man who complained he had a strong pain in his chest and was coughing blood. The 28-year-old patient, Artyom Sidorkin, came to a hospital in the city of Izhevsk in Central Russia last week, Komsomolskaya Pravda daily reports. Doctors x-rayed his chest and found a tumor in one of the lungs. Suspecting cancer, they made a decision to perform biopsy, but when they cut the tissue, they were amazed to see green needles in the cut. “I blinked three times, and thought I was seeing things. Then I called the assistant to have a look,” says Vladimir Kamashev, doctor at the Udmurtian Cancer Center. The five-centimeter branch was removed from the patient’s body. “They told me my coughing blood was not caused by any disease,” Sidorkin says. “It was the needles poking the capillaries. It really hurt a lot. But I never felt like I had an alien object inside of me.” It is obvious that a five-centimeter branch is too large to be inhaled or swallowed, doctors say. They suggest that the patient might have inhaled a small bud, which then started to grow inside his body. Meanwhile, the piece of lung with the little fir tree has been preserved for further study. [ link to www.mosnews.com] |
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Sireen-reborn
User ID: 626293 United States 04/14/2009 09:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Surgeon finds FIR TREE growing in man's lung WOW! I'm speechless on this one. |
AsperGirl
User ID: 637830 United States 04/14/2009 09:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Surgeon finds FIR TREE growing in man's lung Huh, a sprout can grow anywhere wet where there's some air, I guess. |
Wraith1970
User ID: 444477 United States 04/14/2009 09:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Surgeon finds FIR TREE growing in man's lung That is worth 3 WTF!
WTF WTF WTF |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 643814 United States 04/14/2009 09:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Surgeon finds FIR TREE growing in man's lung Check out the picture at the link. |
refugee13
User ID: 655317 United States 04/14/2009 09:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Surgeon finds FIR TREE growing in man's lung Holy Cow!!! "Livin' The Dream..."
"Don't believe in anyone, 'cos they'll feel you so much more"
"So break me down if it makes you feel right~and hate me now if it keeps you alright~you can't break me down if it takes all your might~cause I'm so much more than meets the eye..."
"Some people would bitch if their ice cream was cold..."
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Sireen-reborn
User ID: 626293 United States 04/14/2009 09:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Surgeon finds FIR TREE growing in man's lung Check out the picture at the link.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 643814 ewwww. That HAD to hurt! |
Aileana
User ID: 561062 United States 04/14/2009 09:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Surgeon finds FIR TREE growing in man's lung just as well it wasn't a maple, up here they'd have to tap that thing |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 650225 United States 04/14/2009 09:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Surgeon finds FIR TREE growing in man's lung Well this just freaks me the fuck out. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 653174 United States 04/14/2009 09:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Surgeon finds FIR TREE growing in man's lung Russia is the Motherland of the world's most audacious liars. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 643814 United States 04/14/2009 09:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Surgeon finds FIR TREE growing in man's lung Russia is the Motherland of the world's most audacious liars. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 653174Go Pravda yourself buddy!!! Pravda You!!! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 656508 United States 04/14/2009 09:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Surgeon finds FIR TREE growing in man's lung i have a semen tree growing inside my ball sack..
how do i know ?
because I keep squirting that stuff out, and it never goes empty... |
Wraith1970
User ID: 444477 United States 04/14/2009 09:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Surgeon finds FIR TREE growing in man's lung just as well it wasn't a maple, up here they'd have to tap that thing
Quoting: AileanaYou said tap that... |
Boaz
User ID: 656519 Canada 04/14/2009 09:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Surgeon finds FIR TREE growing in man's lung just as well it wasn't a maple, up here they'd have to tap that thing
Quoting: Aileana you would not get a lot of syrup from it |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 653174 United States 04/14/2009 09:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Surgeon finds FIR TREE growing in man's lung Check out the picture at the link.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 643814Yeah, check out the picture, and you'll see how completely fake this story is. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 631297 United States 04/14/2009 09:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Surgeon finds FIR TREE growing in man's lung Lololol |
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Aileana
User ID: 561062 United States 04/14/2009 09:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Surgeon finds FIR TREE growing in man's lung just as well it wasn't a maple, up here they'd have to tap that thing
You said tap that...
Quoting: Wraith1970you are making me so paranoid about what i say now LOL |
Aileana
User ID: 561062 United States 04/14/2009 09:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Surgeon finds FIR TREE growing in man's lung just as well it wasn't a maple, up here they'd have to tap that thing you would not get a lot of syrup from it Quoting: Boazahh but its not quantity its quality |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 161076 United States 04/14/2009 10:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Surgeon finds FIR TREE growing in man's lung WOW!
I'm speechless on this one.
Quoting: Sireen-rebornCancer is a fungus. This is just more proof of this fact. |
Wraith1970
User ID: 444477 United States 04/14/2009 10:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Surgeon finds FIR TREE growing in man's lung just as well it wasn't a maple, up here they'd have to tap that thing
You said tap that...
you are making me so paranoid about what i say now LOL
Quoting: AileanaYou did say you liked Ozzy, so "Paranoid" would be appropriate. |
Wraith1970
User ID: 444477 United States 04/14/2009 10:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Surgeon finds FIR TREE growing in man's lung If he has a tree in him, would that mean he would be "sporting wood"? |
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Aileana
User ID: 561062 United States 04/14/2009 10:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Surgeon finds FIR TREE growing in man's lung If he has a tree in him, would that mean he would be "sporting wood"?
Quoting: Wraith1970 |
Wraith1970
User ID: 444477 United States 04/14/2009 10:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Surgeon finds FIR TREE growing in man's lung If he has a tree in him, would that mean he would be "sporting wood"? Quoting: Aileana |
Boaz
User ID: 656519 Canada 04/14/2009 10:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Surgeon finds FIR TREE growing in man's lung just as well it wasn't a maple, up here they'd have to tap that thing you would not get a lot of syrup from it ahh but its not quantity its quality Quoting: AileanaI make maple syrup, so I appreciate a quality product LOL |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 654332 United States 04/14/2009 10:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Surgeon finds FIR TREE growing in man's lung Russia is the Motherland of the world's most audacious liars. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 653174Yeah, I don't believe it either, when I seen it was from "Russia"........... They are SUCH propagandists. |
Aileana
User ID: 561062 United States 04/14/2009 10:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Surgeon finds FIR TREE growing in man's lung |
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Aileana
User ID: 561062 United States 04/14/2009 10:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Surgeon finds FIR TREE growing in man's lung just as well it wasn't a maple, up here they'd have to tap that thing you would not get a lot of syrup from it ahh but its not quantity its quality I make maple syrup, so I appreciate a quality product LOL Quoting: Boazsame here. had a decent year for such a small operation. its always my favorite time of year, first real signs of spring after such a long winter |
Cunning_linguist
User ID: 656546 United States 04/14/2009 10:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Surgeon finds FIR TREE growing in man's lung I call BS.... There would not be "Green Needles". Especially in a seedling. No Green till sun exposure. Go put a black bag over a patch of your yard.... it'll turn yellow. De Bunker Hiding in a Bunker. |
Boaz
User ID: 656519 Canada 04/14/2009 10:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Surgeon finds FIR TREE growing in man's lung I make maple syrup, so I appreciate a quality product LOL
same here. had a decent year for such a small operation. its always my favorite time of year, first real signs of spring after such a long winter
Quoting: AileanaPerhaps you are a neighbor. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 630753 United States 04/14/2009 11:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Surgeon finds FIR TREE growing in man's lung |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 641266 United States 04/14/2009 12:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Surgeon finds FIR TREE growing in man's lung Huh, a sprout can grow anywhere wet where there's some air, I guess.
Quoting: AsperGirlI remember once reading about a person having a sprout in their cornea. High winds. |
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