What’s Your Zombie Contingency Plan?

I plan to implant them with a few natty nano tech devices, then I will program them to work all day, reducing kerbside litter.

Hi FS, nice AV, very appropiate.

Your plan sounds a lot like a tptb plan.

We are discussing it also here now. We expect the zombie's (those that cannot cope with the accelerating changes) not to cause many problems but are possibilities to help.

We are thinking there will be a few groups after tshtf, lots of zombie's, less helpers and a few socio- and psychopaths.

I will do everything as clearly laid out in Shaun of the Dead.

Hey Darza
I have these "devices", they were "gifted", nay thrust upon me.

Let me use my fwends for the good of all


Mwahahahahahahh

No, seriously I do hope that our collective works in the "ether" pay dividends here in this dimension.

I think it will go down to the wire.

My fear is many souls will be excoriated.

Is this what you mean by zombies?


Peace to all

May the bands of our peace


Gather from all corners

To Adorn the Most High

On High

I plan on chopping them up into bits, guns are just too easy for zombies, and eventually you'll run out of ammo if society's gone all to hell

Hi FS,

I remember about the nano-fibers. Hope you are coping. As i read the signs 2012 is now.


Souls will be excoriated? I looked it up in the dictionary but still do not know what you mean. Seems like detox. Maybe you mean they leave the planet?

With the zombie's i am referring to the now deeply programmed who will not be able to cope when the changes accelerate beyond the minds ability, the flicker frequency. Ian Lungold has some excellent vids on that, he speaks on the evolution of consciousness.

These "zombie's" will go in denial first and then go like unconscious or faint. With the not zombie's i am thinking of those that listen to feelings, intuition and such, the helpers. They will surely go to the party after tshtf phase, natural law.

Then there is also the group of sociopaths etc, i do not know about them. Maybe they will fight amongst themselves and ens up alone.

I am just brainstorming the subject.:)

Peace to all, i do agree.

If that does not work out end you end up totally alone you can always change your decision and intent to help whoever, that is so much more fun than chopping zombie's day in day out. lol

I have not seen that one but since it is a movie chances are reality will turn out different.:)

Watch the movie - that's exactly how it'll play out.

My zombie contingency is to walk around dead eating lots of brains. Brains and eggs is delish.

Okay you got me to torrent it. I googled it and it looks like it is a cult movie. I like the leading actor also, saw him in a movie where he was a cop i think, funny guy.:)

Shaun of the Dead (2004) More at IMDbPro »

Shaun doesn't have a very good day, so he decides to turn his life around by getting his ex to take him back, but he times it for right in the middle of what may be a zombie apocalypse... But for him, it's an opportunity to show everyone he knows how useful he is by saving them all. All he has to do is survive... And get his ex back.

Cannibalism? I considered that seriously..just now that is.

It is done before and from what i heard "it" tastes like chicken. I see some downsides though. The zombie's will likely be full of fluoride, aspartame. monesato stuff and who knows what poisons. I rather stick to eating bugs and water-vegetables.

I have got the food stuff covered differently. I have the skill-set to help many. Some of these many will bring me food just to show their gratitude. I know this is so because i already live that since 2004 when my money ran out. Live on what is offered since and my major problem now is there is to much food. Abundance is ok but it also requires self-restraint. :)

Another one i considered from your post is pretending to be a zombie also, go incognito. That will not work for me if only because i laugh to much. I already get those weird looks. lol

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First up, throw Dire Straits records at them

It doesn't seem to slow them down, but at least it gets rid of the Dire Straits records

i dont have to worry bout them.. once they are near the vicinity of my light they will disintegrate and be no more..

I would not want to rely on tools or anything and i do not believe they pose a threat in anyway. Unless they get it into their heads i have got something they want i and i refuse to share. Then they will likely not stop easily. Luckily i have nothing already and intent to keep it that way.

Sharing, helping, empathy are my basics.

LOL

you would be better off eating Brians.

remove brains and place them in a safe

You should watch it; everyone should. It is full of "what to do's" during a zombie invasion lol

I know that works. I have been to prison 1 month few years back. I stayed out of fights just by looking at the aggressive inmate without judgment. Not talking back, just looking at them fearlessly. They all stopped, i knew when they looked away, and i had an highly interesting time.:)

barricade myself in my basement and shoot 'em in the head.


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That would be my first contingency plan.

of course if that fails to work, and I am overcome by zombies....

I guess I could always try to find a date.


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Lol Zombieharmony? i feel the love, "because the apocalypse does not have to be lonely".:)

According to any movie I've seen, zombies are squishy and slow
I suspect that may be a plot device

I recommend plastic explosives

As Zombies are primarily interested in brains, simply act as if you are lacking in brains and they will pass you by. Oh, and also, get one of these...

:omzoimbilu:

Just now i get it why everyone is posting about eating brains, it is from the movies.

From wiki:

A zombie is a creature that appears in folklore and popular culture typically as a reanimated corpse or a mindless human being. Stories of zombies originated in the Afro-Caribbean spiritual belief system of Vodou, which told of the people being controlled as laborers by a powerful sorcerer. Zombies became a popular device in modern horror fiction, largely because of the success of George A. Romero's 1968 film Night of the Living Dead.
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Last Edited by Darza on 04/20/2009 11:15 AM

Shovels, Pick Axes, Baseball Bats, and Axes are my weapons of choice. They don't run out of ammo. I'd just run out of energy swinging them but the power to survive would last me a lot longer then any gun / ammo would :P Plus I wouldn't stay long in one place and my dogs would have to come with me even if they had a chance of turning into zombies...leave no furry friend behind!