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Skunks!! Advice On Getting Rid Of Them

 
Anonymous Coward
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I have skunks that have made a home under my front, concrete porch. I noticed the other day they dug underneath it as there was a pile of earth and rock next to the porch. I can smell them at night and even hear them clawing and digging away (the porch is outside my bedroom).

How do you get rid of them without calling pest control (they want $300 to get rid of just 1)???

I poured some ammonia into the hole after being advised by some guys I met at the hardware store that it would do the trick - but it didn't. I couldn't breathe but I guess the skunks could because they didn't come out and are back at it the following day.

Advice anyone??
Ikaika

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04/28/2009 03:18 PM
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Not ammonia, bleach.
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04/28/2009 03:22 PM
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1.) Have chunk of wood handy and sturdy enough to stand on that will cover hole.

2.) Wait until skunk(s) go into hole.

3.) Light 2 of these and chuck them into hole.
[link to www.gopherguide.com]

4.) Swiftly cover hole with wood and stand on wood.

5.) Hum theme from any Nazi marching song you find appropriate.
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04/28/2009 03:23 PM
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Get a smaller enclosed box trap. Once they are in there they won't be able to spray if they can't lift their tail. Then I would just drown the pests in my pond by submerging the trap in all right to the bottom.
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Not ammonia, bleach.
 Quoting: Ikaika


DO NOT POUR BLEACH OVER WHERE YOU POURED AMMONIA! IT CAUSES A TOXIC AND DEADLY CHEMICAL REACTION THAT CAN COLLAPSE YOUR LUNGS!

call your local animal control people and ask them if they can come capture them. That's what we did and they came and got them. They can carry rabies and are considered a public threat in our county.
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04/28/2009 03:32 PM
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1.) Have chunk of wood handy and sturdy enough to stand on that will cover hole.

2.) Wait until skunk(s) go into hole.

3.) Light 2 of these and chuck them into hole.
[link to www.gopherguide.com]

4.) Swiftly cover hole with wood and stand on wood.

5.) Hum theme from any Nazi marching song you find appropriate.
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chuckle

The thing is I don't want them dead under the porch - it'll stink the joint up.
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04/28/2009 03:37 PM
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What right do you have to kill those poor creatures? Why don't you just move your ass out of their home? It's their home now.
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04/28/2009 03:39 PM
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Don't hurt them with chemicals! Locate a town public...I think think of the word! The town I live in, has a public maintenance supervisor. He brings a trap and traps the skunks. Then, sprays the skunk with a hose, so they will roll up into a ball and throws a blanket over the cage and hauls them out to the woods.
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I contacted the village and asked for assistance and they said they couldn't help, they told me to contact a pest control company. I contacted three different ones and the prices were all similar:

$195 to come out and look at it
$100 for each skunk they get
$75 preventative measures

They told me that chances were good that there were several skunks under the porch and that a typical skunk removal would probably cost me about $700.

Umm no thanks! I'd rather kill the little buggers.
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OP, OP, OP, there's a simple powder you can buy at Home Depot that is for various pawed pests. It's a pepper-like substance that you sprinkle around the entrance to their lair and they will quickly depart. It irritates their skin. It worked 100% for me.

It only costs a 10 bucks or so.

If you want to try an even cheaper solution, buy a big box of black pepper and sprinkle that around. The skunks hate it and move on.
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OP, OP, OP, there's a simple powder you can buy at Home Depot that is for various pawed pests. It's a pepper-like substance that you sprinkle around the entrance to their lair and they will quickly depart. It irritates their skin. It worked 100% for me.

It only costs a 10 bucks or so.

If you want to try an even cheaper solution, buy a big box of black pepper and sprinkle that around. The skunks hate it and move on.
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Thanks...that's what I was looking for!
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04/28/2009 04:12 PM
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Flamethrowers are legal for private possession for a reason.
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We've had skunks burrow underneath our hot tub several times in the past. They chew on the wires and short out the electronics.

We go to the Division of Wildlife and put down a $30 deposit for a live trap. Set the trap with a can of smelly cat food. After they get caught in the trap, you can throw a blanket or tarp over the trap and transport them to another place and release them. Or as my husband does, shoot it with a shotgun and dispose of the carcass. You can keep the trap as long as you need it and get your $30 back when you return the trap.
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OP, OP, OP, there's a simple powder you can buy at Home Depot that is for various pawed pests. It's a pepper-like substance that you sprinkle around the entrance to their lair and they will quickly depart. It irritates their skin. It worked 100% for me.

It only costs a 10 bucks or so.

If you want to try an even cheaper solution, buy a big box of black pepper and sprinkle that around. The skunks hate it and move on.


Thanks...that's what I was looking for!
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Pour muriatic or Hydrochloric acid down the holes, that will set their asses on fire. Wear a breathing mask.
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04/28/2009 04:20 PM
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04/28/2009 04:24 PM
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You can "LIve " trap them with a "have a heart" trap. So have a heart and go buy one there about 40 bucks at bigger sporting good stores... We have em hear at sportsmans wear house... When ya have em in the trap throw a wet blanket over the trap and drive them to a spot out in the country.... You don't want skunk karma , cause that stinks....
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I contacted the village and asked for assistance and they said they couldn't help, they told me to contact a pest control company. I contacted three different ones and the prices were all similar:

$195 to come out and look at it
$100 for each skunk they get
$75 preventative measures

They told me that chances were good that there were several skunks under the porch and that a typical skunk removal would probably cost me about $700.

Umm no thanks! I'd rather kill the little buggers.
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Get a box trap at your local hardware store. Use canned corn for bait. You'll get them all over the course of a couple of days. What you do with them after that is up to you.
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Watch out for advice from all the loonies here. If you do anything to make the skunks spray, you'll have to live with the smell. When dealing with skunks, forget about traps, snares or shooting them unless you want to smell skunk for the next several months.

My grandmother had a similar problem many years ago. The solution was to put rat poison in bacon grease and pour it on the path where they went in and out under her house. They got the grease on their feet and licked it off - end of problem.

I've never heard about the powder from Home Depot, but if that's for real, it sounds like a good non-lethal solution.
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that'll do the job...lol
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04/28/2009 04:38 PM
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I was just gonna suggest what the last poster suggested. I would also suggest if you are placing trap in under house, that you make sure you have a way to pull it out from under the house if something is in it like a rope on the trap.
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04/28/2009 04:45 PM
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Thanks for all the advice...I knew I came to the right place!

I'll let you know how it goes tomorrow.





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