I'm a copycat, wannabe advice giver. I too am bored at work and am willing help the best I can

Why do people laugh at my appearance and never take me seriously?

Here is my picture: :afro:

My Name is Brundlefly and im an addict.

I have this disgusting habbit of vomiting on things to digest them, then i eat them again.

Its because i dont have a digestive tract.

Any Tips?

Bzzzzz.

Also i cant seem to get rid of this annoying buzzing sound that follows me around behind me, i can now see around corners, which is kind of trippy.

Geena Davis walked out on me though.

Last Edited by Brundlefly on 05/05/2009 02:35 PM

It's not you they are laughing at. People make fun of the things that they see in themselves. Hang in there fro.

I would recommend contacting Ripley's Believe It Or Not. You are very well spoken for a fly. Maybe you can teach us Humans how to eat like that.

Anyone else need advice? I'm for real if you are.

You are right and I will work on my self-confidence some more.

I Have been so distraught lately that I almost changed my hair.......

BUT now I am not going to after talking to you!

Thank you!!

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Why do the regular forum members stay clear of newbies? Is it some kind of initiation process? At what point do I feel like I belong?

It's a matter of perception. If you feel as though you are ignored and alone on this site, then you need to change your mindset. A pesky little brother doesn't have to DO anything to be the pesky little brother. He just IS. Not that you're pesky. :)

If GLP is your forum haven, act like it. Own it. When you come around and change the way you perceive yourself on this site, you'll notice a change in others' behavior towards you.

Why am I posting on this thread when I have my own going?

Maybe because, as your post states, you are bored at work and it was a decent way to kill 2 minutes. Thanks for the inspiration, btw.

You are very welcome......and it was/is entertaining.

rofl.

I don't need any advise.

Thanks! Nice advice.

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It's your loss, really. I would have loved to offer some advice.

You're very welcome!

Sorry I am only kidding.. I like what you have said so far..

What is unconditional love?

Love that has no conditions. I can't honestly say that I believe it truly exists. As humans, I believe that we tend to seek reciprocation for the love that we give to others. Most people will say that it does exist and provide the example of a loving mom and her new born.

The problem is that "love" can mean so many things and it's meaning has become obscured. We love chocolate, we love going to the movies, we love eating out, we love pleasure, etc..

We also love our families, we love our country, we love our pets, we love God, we love free thought, we love our freedom.

So what is unconditional love? I would LOVE to know myself. :)