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THE RAPTURE OF THE CHURCH VERY SOON!!!

 
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THE RAPTURE OF THE CHURCH VERY SOON!!!
MANY SIGNS ARE POINTING THAT THE RAPTURE OF THE CHURCH IS IMMINENT!!!
many are having Rapture dreams and visions many children.
were we will be lifted in the air and meet JESUS CHRIST
our Saviour and LORD, in the clouds...
then chaos in the world...
many end time signs are been fulfilled right now...
watch, repent of your sins, pray, and be ready, so you may be counted worthy...
seek God with all your heart!
there has never been an IMPORTANT time like now!!!
if not I would not post this thread!
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I wish there was a rapture.

Failing that you should all pass the purple coolaide test.
"I don't know which was scarier...the speech...or the Congress cheering it. He evoked Lincoln. Whenever a President is going to get us into serious trouble...they always use Lincoln."
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so it begins.
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I wish there was a rapture.

Failing that you should all pass the purple coolaide test.
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Good golly graced Almighty let us hope so!
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No rapture.. we all fry together..lol
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There will be a rapture.

Good words OP. I feel it too. Soon! AND VERY SOON!

If I don't get a chance to say goodbye to you all before it happens, here it is: BYE, and pray to repent of sins and you too can be saved.
"From that time Jesus began to preach and say, "Repent, for the kingdom of heaven is at hand." Matthew 4:17
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How soon is soon?
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We keep waiting for you all to depart. Go, already!
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I agree we are in the end times

it's NEVER a bad time to watch repent be ready and pray!

this is what we're told to do...

love peace and joy

repenting backslider
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Re: THE RAPTURE OF THE CHURCH VERY SOON!!!
MANY SIGNS ARE POINTING THAT THE RAPTURE OF THE CHURCH IS IMMINENT!!!
many are having Rapture dreams and visions many children.
were we will be lifted in the air and meet JESUS CHRIST
our Saviour and LORD, in the clouds...
then chaos in the world...
many end time signs are been fulfilled right now...
watch, repent of your sins, pray, and be ready, so you may be counted worthy...
seek God with all your heart!
there has never been an IMPORTANT time like now!!!
if not I would not post this thread!
 Quoting: Jesus Christ is Coming Soon r 675459


6 21 2009 is 3 1/2 years to 12 21 2012... I am looking up in June.
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MANY SIGNS ARE POINTING THAT THE RAPTURE OF THE CHURCH IS IMMINENT!!!
many are having Rapture dreams and visions many children.
were we will be lifted in the air and meet JESUS CHRIST
our Saviour and LORD, in the clouds...
then chaos in the world...
many end time signs are been fulfilled right now...
watch, repent of your sins, pray, and be ready, so you may be counted worthy...
seek God with all your heart!
there has never been an IMPORTANT time like now!!!
if not I would not post this thread!
 Quoting: Jesus Christ is Coming Soon r 675459

I bet someone said the exact same thing 50 years ago, 100 years ago, 200 years ago and 1000 years ago. In the same way someone will say it 200 years from now...
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you will have to hold onto your faith as you are tired by fire!

it will happen but not so!!

sorry



ice
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MANY SIGNS ARE POINTING THAT THE RAPTURE OF THE CHURCH IS IMMINENT!!!
many are having Rapture dreams and visions many children.
were we will be lifted in the air and meet JESUS CHRIST
our Saviour and LORD, in the clouds...
then chaos in the world...
many end time signs are been fulfilled right now...
watch, repent of your sins, pray, and be ready, so you may be counted worthy...
seek God with all your heart!
there has never been an IMPORTANT time like now!!!
if not I would not post this thread!

I bet someone said the exact same thing 50 years ago, 100 years ago, 200 years ago and 1000 years ago. In the same way someone will say it 200 years from now...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 567516

you would half win that bet. They have been saying it for years, even just after Jesus rose into heaven. Saying it incorrectly because many prophecies had not come true before-hand yet. But the losing side of the bet is that we will not be saying it 200 years from now. Possibly not even 2 years from now.

A certain amount of prophecies have to come true, and also align before the rapture happens. We do not know when it will be, but we re told on over 30% of the bible what the conditions on earth will be like as the rapture season approaches. Many many pastors, Christians, and even lay people in the secular world are noticing the alignment.

Soon.

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The tares go first.

Sorry.
Never mind.
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HEY should we hold off on refinancing then???
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No rapture.. we all fry together..lol
 Quoting: Phoenix 2012


The 144k don't fry; they're rescued pre-tribulation.

If you were one of the chosen, then you'd know this.

Since you obviously don't, then you're obviously not worthy of being saved to begin with.
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oh geez
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Re: THE RAPTURE OF THE CHURCH VERY SOON!!!
MANY SIGNS ARE POINTING THAT THE RAPTURE OF THE CHURCH IS IMMINENT!!!
many are having Rapture dreams and visions many children.
were we will be lifted in the air and meet JESUS CHRIST
our Saviour and LORD, in the clouds...
then chaos in the world...
many end time signs are been fulfilled right now...
watch, repent of your sins, pray, and be ready, so you may be counted worthy...
seek God with all your heart!
there has never been an IMPORTANT time like now!!!
if not I would not post this thread!
 Quoting: Jesus Christ is Coming Soon 675459


we will hear the sound of the TRUMPET LOUD BEING SOUNDED!!!
bye to all if it happens this month!!!
the bible has many verses of rapture, snaching away.

here is one example!
Revelation 3:10 Because you have kept my command to endure,
I will also keep you safe from the time of trouble which is coming upon the world to test all the people on earth.
(meaning we will be removed from the tribulation)

in one verse in Matthew 24 37-44 speaks about one will be taken one will be left...
hfI HAVE SEND OUT GOD`S WARNING
OUT OF LOVE...
:)
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What if the Rapture happens when I am sitting on the toilet? What if I am making love with my wife? It would be embarrassing in both situations to be floated up to a cloud! What if it is raining? Should we keep umbrella's with us at all times, just in case? If I am driving my car, it seems really inconsiderate of God to Rapture me, since the car could crash into a child or kill someone's golden retriever! Wouldn't it be better if God gave everyone a 24 hour warning, so they could wrap up business, go to the bathroom, catch up on their favorite TV shows by watching episodes they missed on the internet?

I also don't understand how it will work. Earth is a globe, not a pancake. So if Jesus appears in the clouds over Los Angeles, no one in Bombay will see it. In fact, it would be night time there. Does this mean that when the Rapture comes, some of us will be floating up into the night sky? That will be scary? What about passing jet traffic? I live near one of the busiest airports in the USA! They say geese and other birds can get caught in a jet's engines, what about people in the Rapture? What happens to people who float up into the clouds but get sucked into a jet's engines? The jet would crash to the ground with the Raptured person slashed to pieces in the engine. Has Jesus made allowances for our high technology?

Since the earth is a globe, will all the raptured people form a sort of ring around the earth, like the ring around Saturn? Or will everyone just float around like satellites? What about satellites? Will people float that high up that they might crash into a satellite? Then there is the space station! Will we be raptured BELOW the space station so they could film the people below? Or will we be raptured above it? If so, how will we breath? Will we have oxygen tanks? This is really confusing, since the Bible was written by primitive people 2000 years ago who thought the earth was just a cookie sheet and not much bigger than the middle east. They believed that heaven was literally above earth, and that star light was little holes in heaven where the light of heaven peaked out at Earth. They thought the blue sky was a layer of water between the earth and heaven. So it made sense in that context for Jesus to sort of come through a trapdoor in the bottom of heaven and float down to the sky above earth and gather people. But now we know that the earth is a globe, that there is just the vacuum of space above earth, and that our nearest destination would be the space station, and then the moon.

I just don't get the Rapture. What if my wife has a baby just moments before the Rapture. The baby won't be baptized so will my wife float to the clouds while the baby is left on earth? Or will the newborn baby still with the embilical cord attached to my wife float up with her? What about people working in mines? How will they get to the surface? It seems like they'd hit their head a lot before actually floating out into space. Will we float through solid matter?

Please answer my questions, thank you.
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No rapture.. we all fry together..lol


The 144k don't fry; they're rescued pre-tribulation.

If you were one of the chosen, then you'd know this.

Since you obviously don't, then you're obviously not worthy of being saved to begin with.
 Quoting: Harpazo144 675355


Everyone will fry and be tried by fire. Not a single soul will be excluded. I won't even bother explaining the concept to you. :)
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There will be a rapture.

Good words OP. I feel it too. Soon! AND VERY SOON!

If I don't get a chance to say goodbye to you all before it happens, here it is: BYE, and pray to repent of sins and you too can be saved.
 Quoting: Dread Pirate Roberts


I have looked at many end time forums and many feel the time has arrived!!! hfthis month looks promising!!!
we will find out SOON ENOUGH!!!
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No rapture.. we all fry together..lol


The 144k don't fry; they're rescued pre-tribulation.

If you were one of the chosen, then you'd know this.

Since you obviously don't, then you're obviously not worthy of being saved to begin with.
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AH, classic Christian judgment of others based on a few words in an internet post! Why not just cast this person into everlasting flames, oh pious one?
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I agree we are in the end times

it's NEVER a bad time to watch repent be ready and pray!

this is what we're told to do...

love peace and joy

repenting backslider
 Quoting: rb 671883


hf
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Re: THE RAPTURE OF THE CHURCH VERY SOON!!!
MANY SIGNS ARE POINTING THAT THE RAPTURE OF THE CHURCH IS IMMINENT!!!
many are having Rapture dreams and visions many children.
were we will be lifted in the air and meet JESUS CHRIST
our Saviour and LORD, in the clouds...
then chaos in the world...
many end time signs are been fulfilled right now...
watch, repent of your sins, pray, and be ready, so you may be counted worthy...
seek God with all your heart!
there has never been an IMPORTANT time like now!!!
if not I would not post this thread!


we will hear the sound of the TRUMPET LOUD BEING SOUNDED!!!
bye to all if it happens this month!!!
the bible has many verses of rapture, snaching away.

here is one example!
Revelation 3:10 Because you have kept my command to endure,
I will also keep you safe from the time of trouble which is coming upon the world to test all the people on earth.
(meaning we will be removed from the tribulation)

in one verse in Matthew 24 37-44 speaks about one will be taken one will be left...
hfI HAVE SEND OUT GOD`S WARNING
OUT OF LOVE...
:)
 Quoting: Jesus Christ is Coming Soon!!! 675459



do you want to turn this thread into 40 verses vs Rev 3:10??


there are NO timing verses in the Bible for a early rapture!


I don't play the game anymore because it will be when it will be and it will be wonderful when it happens.

There is a resurrection of the dead before there is a rapture !

Find the resurrections in the Bible and you find the rapture!

God Bless


ice
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No rapture.. we all fry together..lol


The 144k don't fry; they're rescued pre-tribulation.

If you were one of the chosen, then you'd know this.

Since you obviously don't, then you're obviously not worthy of being saved to begin with.


Everyone will fry and be tried by fire. Not a single soul will be excluded. I won't even bother explaining the concept to you. :)

 Quoting: Phoenix 2012



You're way wrong, bro.

It's the multitudes which get fried, not the chosen few.
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The tares go first.

Sorry.
 Quoting: Psa 51:10





Why does everyone ignore this important prophetic fact?
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you did loose some steps.

BXVI is the final antipope
I don't see in what sense this rotten church may be rapured

you don't believe BXVI is the prophet of the beast in Revelation

try to remember who decided the "silence" of Lucia of Fatima
who approved or else all the apparitions in the last 20 years


who "revealed" the third secret?


always him our beloved BXVI

try to do a little search and you find that third secret (the words not revealed were about the mystery of iniquity (2 Ts 2)
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Re: THE RAPTURE OF THE CHURCH VERY SOON!!!
MANY SIGNS ARE POINTING THAT THE RAPTURE OF THE CHURCH IS IMMINENT!!!
many are having Rapture dreams and visions many children.
were we will be lifted in the air and meet JESUS CHRIST
our Saviour and LORD, in the clouds...
then chaos in the world...
many end time signs are been fulfilled right now...
watch, repent of your sins, pray, and be ready, so you may be counted worthy...
seek God with all your heart!
there has never been an IMPORTANT time like now!!!
if not I would not post this thread!
 Quoting: Jesus Christ is Coming Soon r 675459


Shhhhh. The grown-ups are talking.
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MANY SIGNS ARE POINTING THAT THE RAPTURE OF THE CHURCH IS IMMINENT!!!
many are having Rapture dreams and visions many children.
were we will be lifted in the air and meet JESUS CHRIST
our Saviour and LORD, in the clouds...
then chaos in the world...
many end time signs are been fulfilled right now...
watch, repent of your sins, pray, and be ready, so you may be counted worthy...
seek God with all your heart!
there has never been an IMPORTANT time like now!!!
if not I would not post this thread!


6 21 2009 is 3 1/2 years to 12 21 2012... I am looking up in June.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 671832


THIS MAY HEADS UP RIGHT NOW!!! AND JUNE LOOK VERY PROMISING!!! we always have to be ready, pray, be VIGILENT NOW!!! THE CALL HAS BEEN SENT OUT!!!
YOUR REDEMPTION DRAWS NEAR!!!
BEFORE THE START OF THE TRIBULATION AND NEW WORLD ORDER!!!
WE ARE VERY CLOSE!!!
THE SIGNS ARE EVIDENT!!!
GOD WILL RAPTURE HIS CHURCH!!!
HIS BRIDE!!!
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The tares go first.

Sorry.





Why does everyone ignore this important prophetic fact?

 Quoting: wingedlion/whiterider 675474



Because they don't go anywhere. God just ensures they stay in the places which will get destroyed.





GLP