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THE RAPTURE OF THE CHURCH VERY SOON!!!

 
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Good point! Who gets Raptured first, men or women? Didn't the BIble always give MEN a much higher standing than women? Any particular race will be Raptured first?

Will ufo's be able to capture people as they are rising into the air? If ufo's really are demonic, it seems they could thwart God's will by capturing people as they are Raptured, and keep them captive in some dismal place like Detroit!
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NOW BROTHERS AND SISTERS IN CHRIST JESUS,
IS THE TIME TO MAKE YOUR HEARThf RIGHT WITH GOD!!!

PRAYER
God be merciful to me a sinner!
I believe Jesus Christ died for me
and that His Precious blood will cleanse me from all my sin.
By faith I now receive the LORD Jesus Christ into my heart as my LORD and my Saviour;
trusting Him for the Salvation of my soul.
Help me LORD to do thy will each day.
In Jesus` name I pray. Amen.
hf
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I used to be a pretriber, but then I decided to study the Word and now I know the truth, the rapture is prewrath. Its at the exact same time as the opening of the sixth seal......whamo just like that.
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Hopefully for you it won't be until you have discovered and had a chance to participate in the ordinances of the RESTORED gospel. Dove38
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I used to be a pretriber, but then I decided to study the Word and now I know the truth, the rapture is prewrath. Its at the exact same time as the opening of the sixth seal......whamo just like that.
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Good call. banana2
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Good point! Who gets Raptured first, men or women? Didn't the BIble always give MEN a much higher standing than women? Any particular race will be Raptured first?

Will ufo's be able to capture people as they are rising into the air? If ufo's really are demonic, it seems they could thwart God's will by capturing people as they are Raptured, and keep them captive in some dismal place like Detroit!
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both at the same time ALL AT ONCE
FIRST THE DEAD WILL RISE AT THE LOUD SOUND OF THE TRUMPET
THEN GOD`S CHOSEN WHO ARE ON EARTH!!!
WILL BE LIFT UP, PULLED LIKE A MAGNET TOWARDS JESUS CHRIST IN THE CLOUDS
WE WILL BE TRANSFORMED IN THE TWINKLING OF AN EYE!!!
hf banana2
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Good point! Who gets Raptured first, men or women? Didn't the BIble always give MEN a much higher standing than women? Any particular race will be Raptured first?

Will ufo's be able to capture people as they are rising into the air? If ufo's really are demonic, it seems they could thwart God's will by capturing people as they are Raptured, and keep them captive in some dismal place like Detroit!


both at the same time ALL AT ONCE
FIRST THE DEAD WILL RISE AT THE LOUD SOUND OF THE TRUMPET
THEN GOD`S CHOSEN WHO ARE ON EARTH!!!
WILL BE LIFT UP, PULLED LIKE A MAGNET TOWARDS JESUS CHRIST IN THE CLOUDS
WE WILL BE TRANSFORMED IN THE TWINKLING OF AN EYE!!!
hf banana2
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Transformed into what?

Hey, if God does not let me bring my loving innocent beautiful faithful golden retriever, I ain't going! This Rapture thing is very prejudiced to people, when there are a lot of animals on Earth that are more pure than most people could ever be. My golden retriever is a saint, but I cannot picture him wearing linen and riding a flying horse! But I could never in good conscience leave him here to face horrors while I just flipping flit away like Peter Pan.
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... interesting your concern ...
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... if you knew your Kinsman Redeemer none of this would matter ...
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... so ... are you being silly? ... or maybe discounting The Call of the Beloved? ...
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... just saying ...

What if the Rapture happens when I am sitting on the toilet? What if I am making love with my wife? It would be embarrassing in both situations to be floated up to a cloud! What if it is raining? Should we keep umbrella's with us at all times, just in case? If I am driving my car, it seems really inconsiderate of God to Rapture me, since the car could crash into a child or kill someone's golden retriever! Wouldn't it be better if God gave everyone a 24 hour warning, so they could wrap up business, go to the bathroom, catch up on their favorite TV shows by watching episodes they missed on the internet?

I also don't understand how it will work. Earth is a globe, not a pancake. So if Jesus appears in the clouds over Los Angeles, no one in Bombay will see it. In fact, it would be night time there. Does this mean that when the Rapture comes, some of us will be floating up into the night sky? That will be scary? What about passing jet traffic? I live near one of the busiest airports in the USA! They say geese and other birds can get caught in a jet's engines, what about people in the Rapture? What happens to people who float up into the clouds but get sucked into a jet's engines? The jet would crash to the ground with the Raptured person slashed to pieces in the engine. Has Jesus made allowances for our high technology?

Since the earth is a globe, will all the raptured people form a sort of ring around the earth, like the ring around Saturn? Or will everyone just float around like satellites? What about satellites? Will people float that high up that they might crash into a satellite? Then there is the space station! Will we be raptured BELOW the space station so they could film the people below? Or will we be raptured above it? If so, how will we breath? Will we have oxygen tanks? This is really confusing, since the Bible was written by primitive people 2000 years ago who thought the earth was just a cookie sheet and not much bigger than the middle east. They believed that heaven was literally above earth, and that star light was little holes in heaven where the light of heaven peaked out at Earth. They thought the blue sky was a layer of water between the earth and heaven. So it made sense in that context for Jesus to sort of come through a trapdoor in the bottom of heaven and float down to the sky above earth and gather people. But now we know that the earth is a globe, that there is just the vacuum of space above earth, and that our nearest destination would be the space station, and then the moon.

I just don't get the Rapture. What if my wife has a baby just moments before the Rapture. The baby won't be baptized so will my wife float to the clouds while the baby is left on earth? Or will the newborn baby still with the embilical cord attached to my wife float up with her? What about people working in mines? How will they get to the surface? It seems like they'd hit their head a lot before actually floating out into space. Will we float through solid matter?

Please answer my questions, thank you.
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The Spirit of the Lord does not testify to the validity of the pre-tribulation "rapture". It is totally unscriptural; manipulative, and it takes all of the life from the gospel. It makes Satan the victor where Jesus has to take Christians out of the world instead of allowing them to overcome it. It robs the people of God the riches of the prophetic promises of the Davidic Kingdom, the throne of David in which Jesus comes to take possession of, it relegates the fall of Mystery Babylon the Great to some mis-understood confederation of Nations and not the Secret NWO. It is satanic doctrine based upon the fear of suffering and not the spirit of the Living God.

There is no spiritual witness to this false doctrine and that is why it has no power to convert or to save.
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I used to be a pretriber, but then I decided to study the Word and now I know the truth, the rapture is prewrath. Its at the exact same time as the opening of the sixth seal......whamo just like that.
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... and there are going to be VERY surprised prophecy students!!! when that happens! ...
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... space fly-by in the works ...
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... interesting your concern ...
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... if you knew your Kinsman Redeemer none of this would matter ...
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... so ... are you being silly? ... or maybe discounting The Call of the Beloved? ...
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... just saying ...


What if the Rapture happens when I am sitting on the toilet? What if I am making love with my wife? It would be embarrassing in both situations to be floated up to a cloud! What if it is raining? Should we keep umbrella's with us at all times, just in case? If I am driving my car, it seems really inconsiderate of God to Rapture me, since the car could crash into a child or kill someone's golden retriever! Wouldn't it be better if God gave everyone a 24 hour warning, so they could wrap up business, go to the bathroom, catch up on their favorite TV shows by watching episodes they missed on the internet?

I also don't understand how it will work. Earth is a globe, not a pancake. So if Jesus appears in the clouds over Los Angeles, no one in Bombay will see it. In fact, it would be night time there. Does this mean that when the Rapture comes, some of us will be floating up into the night sky? That will be scary? What about passing jet traffic? I live near one of the busiest airports in the USA! They say geese and other birds can get caught in a jet's engines, what about people in the Rapture? What happens to people who float up into the clouds but get sucked into a jet's engines? The jet would crash to the ground with the Raptured person slashed to pieces in the engine. Has Jesus made allowances for our high technology?

Since the earth is a globe, will all the raptured people form a sort of ring around the earth, like the ring around Saturn? Or will everyone just float around like satellites? What about satellites? Will people float that high up that they might crash into a satellite? Then there is the space station! Will we be raptured BELOW the space station so they could film the people below? Or will we be raptured above it? If so, how will we breath? Will we have oxygen tanks? This is really confusing, since the Bible was written by primitive people 2000 years ago who thought the earth was just a cookie sheet and not much bigger than the middle east. They believed that heaven was literally above earth, and that star light was little holes in heaven where the light of heaven peaked out at Earth. They thought the blue sky was a layer of water between the earth and heaven. So it made sense in that context for Jesus to sort of come through a trapdoor in the bottom of heaven and float down to the sky above earth and gather people. But now we know that the earth is a globe, that there is just the vacuum of space above earth, and that our nearest destination would be the space station, and then the moon.

I just don't get the Rapture. What if my wife has a baby just moments before the Rapture. The baby won't be baptized so will my wife float to the clouds while the baby is left on earth? Or will the newborn baby still with the embilical cord attached to my wife float up with her? What about people working in mines? How will they get to the surface? It seems like they'd hit their head a lot before actually floating out into space. Will we float through solid matter?

Please answer my questions, thank you.

 Quoting: GraftedPromise U_ _ofA 674149


Stop the judgment crap! This is so typically fundamentalist CHristian, judge, judge, judge. I ask very practical obvious questions as someone who was not taught this Rapture stuff. Some of the questions only seem silly because the Rapture belief is silly! It bespeaks a world view that is patently false! We are not living on a flat pancake, but on a globe. Heaven is not literally over our heads, so Jesus would not descend "from heaven" seemingly through a trap door in the basement of heaven. Flying horses? Of course, in Biblical time the most efficient means of transportation was a horse, so they envisioned the last battles and Jesus coming with horses. That seems pretty silly now. What if the Bible had used camels, would you see what I mean? Every question I ask is a practical matter that arises from accepting the Rapture as a literal event on the Earth globe int the 21st century, when it was intended for a very limited world view of the ancient past.

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Good point! Who gets Raptured first, men or women? Didn't the BIble always give MEN a much higher standing than women? Any particular race will be Raptured first?

Will ufo's be able to capture people as they are rising into the air? If ufo's really are demonic, it seems they could thwart God's will by capturing people as they are Raptured, and keep them captive in some dismal place like Detroit!


both at the same time ALL AT ONCE
FIRST THE DEAD WILL RISE AT THE LOUD SOUND OF THE TRUMPET
THEN GOD`S CHOSEN WHO ARE ON EARTH!!!
WILL BE LIFT UP, PULLED LIKE A MAGNET TOWARDS JESUS CHRIST IN THE CLOUDS
WE WILL BE TRANSFORMED IN THE TWINKLING OF AN EYE!!!
hf banana2


Transformed into what?

Hey, if God does not let me bring my loving innocent beautiful faithful golden retriever, I ain't going! This Rapture thing is very prejudiced to people, when there are a lot of animals on Earth that are more pure than most people could ever be. My golden retriever is a saint, but I cannot picture him wearing linen and riding a flying horse! But I could never in good conscience leave him here to face horrors while I just flipping flit away like Peter Pan.
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The Spirit of the Lord does not testify to the validity of the pre-tribulation "rapture". It is totally unscriptural; manipulative, and it takes all of the life from the gospel. It makes Satan the victor where Jesus has to take Christians out of the world instead of allowing them to overcome it. It robs the people of God the riches of the prophetic promises of the Davidic Kingdom, the throne of David in which Jesus comes to take possession of, it relegates the fall of Mystery Babylon the Great to some mis-understood confederation of Nations and not the Secret NWO. It is satanic doctrine based upon the fear of suffering and not the spirit of the Living God.

There is no spiritual witness to this false doctrine and that is why it has no power to convert or to save.
 Quoting: wingedlion/whiterider 675654


your in for`: THE SHOCK OF YOUR LIFE!!!
WHEN YOU SEE PEOPLE WHO DISAPPEARED FAMILY MEMBERS FRIENDS
THERE ARE MANY BIBLE VERSES LIKE I POINTED OUT!!!
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I had a dream about 25 years ago that, now many years later, could be coming true.

Dream: I was in my room and suddenly became aware that the rapture was about to take place. I was OVERJOYED but time was so short there was nothing more I could do to spread the gospel. that is, I was the only one home! Couldn't tell another soul about Jesus or that the Rapture was at hand.
So, I ran out into the street and was so happy I began to jump up and down, up and down looking at the sky with the biggest smile on my face possible. Again, no one was around to tell. Suddenly I was caught up in the air. I was moving higher and higher. And, here is the amazing part and how I know it was from God... As I ascended toward heaven my body was changed. The higher I was lifted into the sky the more and more my body turned into rock. Yes, rock. I was still as flexible and light as I always was but was no longer fragile. I was moving through the sky and then through the Solar System. Past each planet one by one knowing I was heading just beyond the Universe. I understood that nothing in the created realm [rain, wind, snow, freezing weather, heat, etc.] could ever injure me. My body was now truly stronger than all these things. It was such a powerful experience that I know that it was not from my natural mind. It was too powerful, too clear, too amazing for me to do by myself.
Now here is the interesting thing. I've never been a big believer in the physical rapture. I grew up in a church that never discussed it. When I read the Scripture "and they shall be caught up in the air with Jesus" I always interpreted that spiritually, not physically. It is only now that I can even imagine a physical rapture.
How does this relate to my life now? I'm nestled in the foothills of the blue ridge mountains. People here believe in Jesus and go to church. I don't feel like there are many people here to introduce the gospel to so I'm kinda like in that dream where there is noone really to tell... I'm just watching and waiting for Jesus!
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Many things are still collapsing. The economy, the market, the dollar. War is coming to the continental USA. If you have not prayed the sinners prayer OP posted I certainly hope you do sometime soon!
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Eternity with God. It will be awesome!!
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I've had 2 rapture dreams in my life.. one was about 15years ago, roughly.. the other was this morning.

Somethings up.


care to share your RAPTURE dream! op is back! hf banana2
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please share!!!
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op back later!! i have to do my laundry!! hf tounge peace banana2
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Stop the judgment crap! This is so typically fundamentalist CHristian, judge, judge, judge. I ask very practical obvious questions as someone who was not taught this Rapture stuff. Some of the questions only seem silly because the Rapture belief is silly! It bespeaks a world view that is patently false! We are not living on a flat pancake, but on a globe. Heaven is not literally over our heads, so Jesus would not descend "from heaven" seemingly through a trap door in the basement of heaven. Flying horses? Of course, in Biblical time the most efficient means of transportation was a horse, so they envisioned the last battles and Jesus coming with horses. That seems pretty silly now. What if the Bible had used camels, would you see what I mean? Every question I ask is a practical matter that arises from accepting the Rapture as a literal event on the Earth globe int the 21st century, when it was intended for a very limited world view of the ancient past.
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... so ... when it is "silly" why worry? ... you just want a "fight" or want to justify yourself ...
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... enjoy ...
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The Spirit of the Lord does not testify to the validity of the pre-tribulation "rapture". It is totally unscriptural; manipulative, and it takes all of the life from the gospel. It makes Satan the victor where Jesus has to take Christians out of the world instead of allowing them to overcome it. It robs the people of God the riches of the prophetic promises of the Davidic Kingdom, the throne of David in which Jesus comes to take possession of, it relegates the fall of Mystery Babylon the Great to some mis-understood confederation of Nations and not the Secret NWO. It is satanic doctrine based upon the fear of suffering and not the spirit of the Living God.

There is no spiritual witness to this false doctrine and that is why it has no power to convert or to save.


your in for`: THE SHOCK OF YOUR LIFE!!!
WHEN YOU SEE PEOPLE WHO DISAPPEARED FAMILY MEMBERS FRIENDS
THERE ARE MANY BIBLE VERSES LIKE I POINTED OUT!!!
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I'd just assume they were at HOME DEPOT. That's where my friends and family are when they disappear.

My prediction is that you will believe this dogma until you die. And you will die at a normal age of some disease, or just old age itself. In the meantime, you will not witness anyone disappearing (except to Home Depot), regardless of all your Bible verses, and your obsession with proclaiming you have the date Noah closed the door of the ark, or the day Mary's water broke, or the exact time when Adam had his first erection. Sincerely, you are truly "gone" within your own belief system and I realize you will never return from it. That's fine. I hope it makes you very happy. Perhaps you can get a card table and stand outside a supermarket with a bullhorn and proclaim to everyone that Jesus is coming in May or June. Then if you have any integrity you will return there in July and say "I'm sorry. I goofed."
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MANY SIGNS ARE POINTING THAT THE RAPTURE OF THE CHURCH IS IMMINENT!!!

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There is NO mention of ANYTHING remotely resembling 'the rapture' in the Bible.


dumbass


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Stop the judgment crap! This is so typically fundamentalist CHristian, judge, judge, judge. I ask very practical obvious questions as someone who was not taught this Rapture stuff. Some of the questions only seem silly because the Rapture belief is silly! It bespeaks a world view that is patently false! We are not living on a flat pancake, but on a globe. Heaven is not literally over our heads, so Jesus would not descend "from heaven" seemingly through a trap door in the basement of heaven. Flying horses? Of course, in Biblical time the most efficient means of transportation was a horse, so they envisioned the last battles and Jesus coming with horses. That seems pretty silly now. What if the Bible had used camels, would you see what I mean? Every question I ask is a practical matter that arises from accepting the Rapture as a literal event on the Earth globe int the 21st century, when it was intended for a very limited world view of the ancient past.

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... so ... when it is "silly" why worry? ... you just want a "fight" or want to justify yourself ...
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... enjoy ...
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There you go, judging again.
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The Spirit of the Lord does not testify to the validity of the pre-tribulation "rapture". It is totally unscriptural; manipulative, and it takes all of the life from the gospel. It makes Satan the victor where Jesus has to take Christians out of the world instead of allowing them to overcome it. It robs the people of God the riches of the prophetic promises of the Davidic Kingdom, the throne of David in which Jesus comes to take possession of, it relegates the fall of Mystery Babylon the Great to some mis-understood confederation of Nations and not the Secret NWO. It is satanic doctrine based upon the fear of suffering and not the spirit of the Living God.

There is no spiritual witness to this false doctrine and that is why it has no power to convert or to save.


your in for`: THE SHOCK OF YOUR LIFE!!!
WHEN YOU SEE PEOPLE WHO DISAPPEARED FAMILY MEMBERS FRIENDS
THERE ARE MANY BIBLE VERSES LIKE I POINTED OUT!!!
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Yes, you quoted a lot of verses, all of them out of context to prove a false doctrine. Half my family are generational Satanist, the other half are godly people, but the tares go first, not the Christians. The doctrine is unscriptural. Each and every verse of scripture that speaks about the "dead in Christ rising first" and "the twinkling of an eye" are all speaking about the Day of the Lord which occurrs at the end of the Tribulation. If you would study your Bible without bias you would see the spirit of God leading you into perfect truth, not this false doctrine.
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We keep waiting for you all to depart. Go, already!
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Oh, you will get your wish.

Be careful what you wish for.

Perhaps the Disappearance will be incidental to a much larger shaking of the world.
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I wish there was a rapture.

Failing that you should all pass the purple coolaide test.
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Afterwards, the killing of Christians will become commonplace.

You'll probably have your chance to partake.
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I wish there was a rapture.

Failing that you should all pass the purple coolaide test.

Afterwards, the killing of Christians will become commonplace.

You'll probably have your chance to partake.
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If the Rapture is supposed to take all Christians of faith, who are all these Christians left behind to be killed. By definition, they aren't Christians. So there again the logic fails.
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it's NEVER a bad time to watch repent be ready and pray!

this is what we're told to do...



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I wish there was a rapture.

Failing that you should all pass the purple coolaide test.

Afterwards, the killing of Christians will become commonplace.

You'll probably have your chance to partake.


If the Rapture is supposed to take all Christians of faith, who are all these Christians left behind to be killed. By definition, they aren't Christians. So there again the logic fails.
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Wrong.

Afterwards, some will recognize what has truly happened. They will only then believe.
And they will be of such faith that they will willingly lose their heads rather than denounce.
Or perhaps some will persevere until His Coming.

Your superior logic is not.
Is justifying Your Denial your aim?
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not much to say, Op. It was a dream that we were all raptured. nice dream this time.. the first time I had a rapture dream, I didnt get to go.. this time I did.
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I used to be a pretriber, but then I decided to study the Word and now I know the truth, the rapture is prewrath. Its at the exact same time as the opening of the sixth seal......whamo just like that.
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Yes, this is what I believe as well. I'm always open to correction from the Lord if this is not the truth. I just want the truth! I don't care if I'm right! But I know for sure that it's not pretrib. I'm convinced 100% on that one.
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Re: THE RAPTURE OF THE CHURCH VERY SOON!!!
I wish there was a rapture.

Failing that you should all pass the purple coolaide test.

Afterwards, the killing of Christians will become commonplace.

You'll probably have your chance to partake.


If the Rapture is supposed to take all Christians of faith, who are all these Christians left behind to be killed. By definition, they aren't Christians. So there again the logic fails.

Wrong.

Afterwards, some will recognize what has truly happened. They will only then believe.
And they will be of such faith that they will willingly lose their heads rather than denounce.
Or perhaps some will persevere until His Coming.

Your superior logic is not.
Is justifying Your Denial your aim?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 670406


What denial? I am trying to make sense of this goofy idea....people floating into the clouds, flying horses, etc. I listen to rightwing RELIGIOUS podcasts (e.g., End Times Ministries) and all I get is tremendous hate and loathing for Obama. I assume part of this is subliminal racism from the Deep South (where a lot of this stuff on the internet originates), but there is so much projection upon the poor guy. He is supposedly a commie socialist facist monarchist who will take everyone's guns and start persecuting Christians.

Then I leave that insane paranoid world behind on the internet and find a world that bears no correlation whatsoever to any of those delusions. Could Christians be persecuted some day? Sure, especially if they keep asking for it by ranting and raving about everything. I think the rest of the USA is still trying to get over the right wing CHristian paranoia about movies they've never seen (e.g., Harry Potter), boycotts of companies that honor domestic partnerships, and denunciation of puppets and cartoon characters!

Last Edited by Fastwalker on 05/09/2009 07:42 PM
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"You have not been appointed wrath..."





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