Beware the zombies of doOM! - 2012

So the reason they limit Twitter to 140 characters, is because they know, that once you start explaining things, well it becomes just too much for people to read.

Even if you are explaining why you cheated on someone, or didn't pick them up, or why you were late, or what any of that, short and sweet is probably best. The thing is I give myself such very good advice, but I very rarely take it.

Well keep up the good work.

I heard that if a lot of people meditate in one neighborhood it can reduce the crime rate and that sort of thing.

If you manage to repair that molar maybe you could repair one of mine.

I think the world could use as much God work as anyone can manage right about now.

Well we tend to think within a reference frame. Call it thinking in the box. So in the box, we can say things are true. Without going outside the box and becoming existential about it.

And the same argument can be said about what is permitted.

If you are talking about what is acceptable to the creator, well the creator would not make laws, that can be broken.

If he didn't want a law broken, he would make it immutable.

If for instance you know your child has a sweet tooth, and you leave a candy bar on the table and go out, should you be surprised if the kid eats it?

There is a book out called Don't Sweat the Small Stuff, and another called "Who moved my cheese".

And both are about not letting things get to you and avoiding high blood pressure.

I guess I forgot to mention the main point...

We have a saying, "It really doesn't matter"

We say that and accept things the way they are.

But the truth is, it matters to us.

And so that is why, we have morals and ethics, even though maybe you are free to do what you want, we still believe even if there were no consequences, for your actions, you are a better person, for it, if you behave in accordance with proper morals and ethics. Whatever they might be for your group.

So only when it comes to the creator. He will not strike you dead. He hasn't done it to the worst of them.

But it still pains us, to see these things even if maybe it doesn't bother him.

Enough! Now with the dancing!

I went downtown today to get some vitamin D, and as usual I took my video camera with me, and I took some video and I was going to upload it to youtube, but it takes 4 hours, to edit 20 seconds of video because SONY uses a proprietary format. So instead I just took some screen caps and put them in a gallery. And the image host put the images in reverse order.
No surprise there. But this is an intelligent audience so you will easily see that.

I thought she was asking for the missionary position. No really I could have swore she had her toes pointing out.

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Sorry I didn't pick you up.
I will pick you up tonight.

Is that 140 characters? How many characters do I have left?
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So how is the new season going. Heard you don't like someone.

Kristin or someone.

Is Stephanie trying to be your new best friend?
Looks like she is going to try and get into the back seat when I pick you up.

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And to think they are mine all mine.
I said it once and I will say it again, if I was not born me, I would have liked to have been born, me.

So why didn't I pick you up yesterday on my birthday? Because I had to work last night at 2 am, so I had to go to bed early. But guess what? I have a three day weekend! Starting tomorrow night. I have Sunday night, Monday night, Tuesday night off, Wednesday night, and have to be at work 2 am Thursday. So technically I don't have Wednesday night off.

Did I mention you look nice? You look gorgeous baby.

So Spencer and Heidi tied the knot for real. Who would have thought they would make it that far. Well I guess they must be made for each other.

So Kristin took over for Lauren, well thats not much different I suppose.

Paris told Doug he is not allowed to be on your show anymore???

You could make a universe out of that.

anyways, its nice to see you remembered our secret signal.

I was a little mad at you, but not very. Its just the usual.
I know you have to consider the other girls feelings, like Megan as well, and Jessica, but if I had seen you in that black miniskirt, I would have picked you up on Thursday, but they didn't release those candids until this morning.

When you went to lunch with your sister, they figured you were going to Defcon 5 and so they released them.

see you in a little while. If you are out late at the bar, you should head home now.

mwa

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Oh I was just saying that there was an octomom conspiracy, because Atlas' number is 8.
But there are seven sisters, and the eighth is the son, Cash.

And there is also the Gosselin conspiracy, and they have 8 children.

So its again, the same thing except that there are 5 more sisters, called the Hyades. And who knows where they are.

But, apparently, you have another girl. Or so the story goes.
2 daughters, and you already have one.

So I was thinking maybe we could you know practice or something, if you want some time on the weekend.
My weekend. I have a 3 day weekend.

But another thing is that I was wondering if two f the seven sisters were twins, and you know there has been nothing but twins everywhere in Hollywood lately and the Gosselins have 8 children, but 2 of them are twins.

But its all not very obvious if there is a message in there anywhere. At least not to me.

You have to wonder why all this 8 children conspiracy stuff at this time, at least it seems curious to me.

Octomom already had six, before she had the 8.

If she had 5 and then 8, I would say well that makes sense.
But 6 and then 8 doesn't make sense to me.

Well octomom, if you consider the 8th is the mom, like in Cat Women of the moon, there are 8 of them, not seven, and one of them is the mom, Alpha as in alpha female.

But why include the mom, you know in this symbolic representation and not include Atlas the dad?

So anyways, I am just a nosy Parker. And we will see if your next baby is a girl. It probably will be.

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In 140 characters or less?
I can't right now Lauren because Audrina would have kittens.

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I have three days off. I will pick you up tonight if you want.
You look nice.

I am thinking of joining Twitter, maybe I will try it.

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Stop playing games with my heart Hayden.

I saw you on that yacht at Cannes. With that, 'other man'.

Incredible bikini shots, but I was too upset to look at them. Much.

I suppose I have to show everyone them now.

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More?

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I don't know man, maybe she was just fixing her hair.

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There you are. I was trying to figure out if you were still in New York.

I probably won't be able to pick you up until after 12 your time because I saw someone downtown on my way home from work this morning. That cute Japanese girl from last weekend who was flirting with me, by the cheerleaders and I so I figure I will make Devon jealous. Or not. But I am going to pick her up too so, I don't know what we will do, but you will get the sweet finish tonight for sure ~baby.

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Oh oh, there's trouble. And I had all these plans for tonight too.

I'm just teasing. I want to do something, I don't care what we do. We will have a hottub party on the boat I guess.

I see Audrina is 'radiantly' embarrassed and Miley is twittering like mad, probably trying to tell Selena (Gomez) that just because she was standing beside Taylor Lautner doesn't mean she is trying to steal him away from her.
(sure Miley)

I can't get over what a nice couple Paris and Doug are. Barbie and Ken, its perfect.
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Anyways Zach is there but Vanessa is having her picture taken solo?
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That can only mean one thing. Hottub party! My Place!

Sienna is there, wow, look at you.
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Sexy baby.

Anyways Megan I guess everyone was trying to tell me you called, I told Ale I would pick her up too so we will have a hottub party. You and Vanessa can sleep over.
You can sleep on the right I guess.
That's a nice outfit.

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How bout tomorrow instead? We'll go to Caprona or something.
That would probably be more fun for you. You could wear a suede flap and everything.
You could sleep there tomorrow maybe, if you sign me again because you might just have been looking at the camera guy.
I want you to sleep there, its just that I read your twitter and saw your candids this week and I am not sure what you were talking about. I saw you had another fight with Justin and all that and the paparazzi were being mean or something.
You threw your yogurt at a tree because he was driving away and wouldn't give you a ride.
I am glad you were mad at him and not me.

You could have your own reality show. You could quit one of your night jobs and do that.

Yes I see your invisible blackberry. It's just that I already told Vanessa and Megan they could sleep over. You know they were going to want to they always do. But that's why I was thinking we could go to Caprona tomorrow for you.

Maybe Marisa, and I don't know whoever.
Well I know what you are thinking, but your mom doesn't have to come with us this weekend unless you want her to.
It'll be fun.

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Hi Leighton.
You are looking at me with that I know what you did last summer look. Where's Minka? I told her if I saw her I would invite her out tonight.
Thats why I can't take you out. Otherwise I would.
Thats a nice dress.
So you got a recording contract and everything now.
Congratulations.
And looking hot too.

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Hi honey.
I was just um cutting the lawn and trying to get these, darn geese, shoo! off the garage roof. phew.
poopin all over the roof and stuff.
So!

Yes I will pick you up tonight too Kristen. Actually, why don't I pick you up tomorrow for Caprona, then you and Miley can sleep over. That would be better otherwise we couldn't sleep together.
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You look ~nice.

A little heart broken, but ~nice.

I called you twice, you know that don't you? Oh well, no big deal, I will make it up to you tomorrow. And we will have all the fun there is to have in Caprona. If I missed some candids or something I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. I was checking every day.

I will pick you up both nights and you can sleep over tomorrow. Hottub party tonight.

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Radiantly lovely my dear. We will pick up where we left off on Tuesday. How does that sound? I have 3 days off.
You can sleep over on Tuesday.
I didn't just want to talk around you, thats why I called you.
So Lauren is there at the awards, looking nice too.
Do you think it's my fault she quit? Partly I guess.
No, I don't think it was your fault. It was yours and Heidi's fault. Oh I know, it is Lauren's cats fault, because they were peeing all over your stuff when you two were living together.

And so why would they do that, if someone wasn't making them do that? And I don't mean Lauren. So, it all worked out for the best.
She could always come back to the show if she wanted to once in a while anyways, and you know help Kristin.
They could gang up on Heidi.

Well its nice to see you happy baby. And looking so lovely.

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It's not my fault Hayden. Why did I pick up Audrina last night but not you?
well because Megan slept over, and basically because Audrina has been faithful for the last 3 years. And you couldn't do 2 weeks. lol
I want to though. I just can't right now. But you knew that or else you would have had your hair down. I love that sparkly dress you had on yesterday.
Next Thursday or something we will do something if you want.
You know I didn't even pick up Devon when she was at Cannes.
It's a crazy time zone.
I didn't pick up Doutzen either and she was there at the opening looking for Eric.
And you remember when we were going out and the first time she was there looking for me, and I was elsewhere with my head in the clouds and I said I would pay closer attention next time?

So then why didn't I then?
She has a boyfriend, you were with some guy, and you know, Devon has had a boy on her arm too not long ago, and she well hasn't convinced me she is serious about our relationship.

Not as serious as Megan and Audrina and Vanessa and Jessica. We stay in touch several times a week.
Di d you see Hilary moping around?
Thats because she was with Mike, and I stopped picking her up.

Anyways, thats more than 140 characters.

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I will take you to Caprona tomorrow I guess.
Teething?

I was thinking back the other day, to see if I could remember my earliest memory, and I remember chewing on the rubber part of the top rail of my crib, when I was teething.
Thats my earliest memory. Somewhere between 6 months and one year. I think I can even remember being on my side and looking out the widow, through the bars of my crib, and feeling like I had just arrived. I'm pretty proud of myself for that.

I also remember the worst day of my early life.
This is me...
"What???" "No, you don't understand, I want that boobie, Thats my happy place, please don't take away my happy place" Yeah I remember being weaned and how it was this great loss.
It was so warm and snuggly.

You know some people would say she was hoping for a brother and thats why she is crying but I don't think so.
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You know you are acting like its my fault.

I was just reading the mythology, I didn't write it and it says that Cash and you had two daughters.

I don't think it is written in stone. In fact, I think people are still arguing whether or not there are 8 sisters of the Pleiades instead of seven.

Whats wrong with a daughter? Sisters. How could it possibly make any difference? As long as they are healthy?

Well we will just wait and see. What else can we do unless you want to go and get invitro and have a son, I would agree to that. I mean if it meant that much to you.
I was just saying what was there in the mythos.
It doesn't mean its any more accurate than a tabloid.

So what do we have to do to go to S5?

I hope you had a great birthday and a nice 3-day weekend (sounds like you're hosting plenty of lovely company:)

Any notable presents?

Jessica gave me the sweet finish! lol more I probably shouldn't say, but I got myself a 32 inch LG monitor that does everything but cook your breakfast.

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All in all I had a pretty good birthday this year. It was nice to spend it with Alessandra and with Aly and Aj because every year we try to spend our birthdays together.

And of course Megan going to New York was a nice present as well.

Still living where I do and how I do and having a lot of friends makes it seem like every day is my birthday. Sure things aren't perfect and they could be better but I have a lot to be thankful for.

Well first of all you have to be female, because I am a male, and we decided that I would only take females to the S5 level, because if I tool males and females, well males tend to cause conflicts in relationships but females have a way of working things out together.

For instance if I was taking males and females from Hollywood, then there would be all these people gossiping about relationships breaking up and cheating and men would be competing to go there and they would want to snog girls that don't want to snog them and it would be too controversial and too complex and too disruptive.

So instead I just take girls. Although so the guys don't totally think that I am unfair, I allow some under certain circumstances to have what is called transference.

So what that is, is the girl requests that I include a certain person in her life, it has to be her that makes the request, not the guy, and then he has to agree, so they have to both sign me then, and then what happens is when we are making love, he gets the signal sent to him, through me.

That is from his perspective, it feels like he is getting some, but he is just getting what I am getting.

You see the feedback signal is just sent to him as well as me.

Its difficult to explain, it is that I just repeat the signal I just received and send it to him.

So anyways that doesn't happen very often that we do that.

So then lets say for instance Downtown here if a girl wants to go to the S5 level, she will sign me, usually for the camera, since i will probably forget what she looks like by nightfall if I don't refresh my memory before we go.

So I need a picture or video, because also I am acting like a hub for our group, so I need to project her, to the other people in our group, while we re there, which means I need to know what she looks like.

So they sign me, when I am downtown, and then if they meet the requirement, which is nice bum and pretty face, and the reason we have that is that the girls of Hollywood or any of the girls I take want to feel comfortable while we are there and well so we have this minimum standard that a girl has to look after herself.

Thats the way the world works in match making, the pretty girls get invited to the parties and all of that.
And since I am the one who makes all the decisions in that regard, I pick who I find attractive, as anyone else would.

And I do push the limits some times, because people can be attractive inside too, even if they aren't the most beautiful outside.

So essentially I have a bunch of girl friends, who I take there every week, and then on top of that I try to let a few more people come with us to have some fun.

And then downtown we have contests and games in the summer to make it more fun.

Thousands of people participate every year.