Thread Etiquette Questions for Newbie

It's just insane...go with your gut.

Don'T bother : you will piss off someone anyway !!

LOL, isn't that the truth!
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If it expects, or demands worship, it is not divine!!

Rules?

What rules?

WE DON'T NEED NO STEENKING RULES.

Well we don't have a ton, this place is pretty wide open, but what I recommend is don't quote an enormous 2000 word post just to add, "I agree!" or 1 or 2 words...trimming the quote down makes the threads much more readable. Same goes for videos or pictures, not really needed to quote 5 videos or pics that are already on the same page just to add, "You rock dude"...Asisde from those recommendations?....pretty much just go for it.

posting porn of yourself can make you popular , or not .

99.5 % of the people do not give a shit about you, your issues , your opinions or whether you turn into a soylent pork rind when the solar flare hits.

the .4% of people that act interested in your posts, really just to want to keep you chained up as sex slave in the pantry.

the last .1% are aliens and want to stick insturments in your holes for research purposes only.


have fun )

My balls ache.

Etiquette? Here? :)

Don't forget about Lincoln Log gurus too.

Heh

if you post something, at least wait for it to get off page one before you

it, if no one is responding too it


or

you can log off and pretend to be someone else, respond to it, commenting how awesome the OP is, and then log back in, and act really grateful for the nice response

Basically never use caps lock unless you are shouting. Keep your paragraphs short and spaced out and most important of all, respect others opinions.
Welcome to GLP.

Not here. Maybe other sites, but not here.

The only thing I would do while on GLP is to put A1 on my balls.

And for god sake don't star a thread with just a video and no comment.

Give a little lead in, and always include a link along with the video.

Lots of people here can't see the embedded video and need the link to be able to see it.

If you want people to see it you may as well do it right.

proper etiquette says if your a hot chick, post some pics of yourself.

Hah hahahh ahahhahh

so hard I snorted!

...and remember this:

always rate a ~gaia~ posts with 1-star vote.

he/she is taking part in 'up to the 100% one-star-voters' contest.

Yeah...thats the best way!!!

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If it expects, or demands worship, it is not divine!!

your dog hates you that much?

i bet he runs when you get that look in your eye

Generaly, if you start a thread, monitor and respond kinda like you might be having a conversation, unless you're anti-social, having a bad day or something like unto that there sort of stuff, and don't use run on sentences like this unless you really want to.

Last Edited by Tru Blu no more on 05/21/2009 08:22 PM

Rule #1: Never, ever, ever take on the mods...no matter how right you are. If you disagree with something, just let it pass. If they zap a thread, chances are someone else already posted it, search and bump one of those threads. There are other ways of getting your way, but I don't feel like getting drop-kicked at the moment.

Rule #2: Nekked pictures make people smile, so feel free to post/PM/email them to any and all GLP members, especially those with the name falldown. Disregard this rule if putting A1 sauce on your balls wouldn't break the laws of physics or nature.

Rule #3: If you must quote a mile long article, format it...block print went out of style in the late 1700s. Screens are endless, you're not saving any paper by squishing everything together in one chunk of hell.

Rule #4: Try not to make things personal...or at least use a little style as you shred the putzes. Backhanded compliments work well, especially those that the other person won't figure out for 24 hours or so...but everyone else will the moment they read it.

Rule #5: Thread stars, number of friends, and other "myspace" measures aren't important here. Don't have a pissy fit because you only have 83 friends, and someone you despise has 84. Myspace sucks, that's why we're here instead. Some people get kicks out of one-starring people they don't like, those people need to take up a more worthy hobby, such as bellybutton lint collecting.

Rule #6: Don't post numbered lists in a smug attempt to sound like you know wtf you're talking about.

Rule #7: Read and adhere to Rule #2 on a daily basis.

Last Edited by falldown on 05/21/2009 08:39 PM

Pit two sides against each other since at this state of human evolution they are addicted to taking sides. (That was sarcasm. No don't pit sides)

Last Edited by ALeopardSanctuary on 05/21/2009 08:47 PM

GLP is the LAST place to learn about proper internet etiquette!

Blame the Jews for everything including bad breath, and you'll be quite popular here.

All the cool kids know it's the Jew's fault.

I have just learned more than I need to know about falldown.
I am pleased.

Don't listen to this guy OP.
He is clearly insane.

Myspace sucks!

Just stick with me and everything will be fine...