Okay post your best no trespassing sign! | |
Omega (OP) User ID: 450177 United States 05/24/2009 11:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | An 80+ year old friend of mine buried a pair of rubber boots in his garden at the end of a mound of dirt which looked like some one was buried under it and placed a sign above it which read : 'Trespassers are welcome... They make great fertiliser' Quoting: Anonymous Coward 685674I was thinking of putting up 3 white crosses on my front lawn just over the gate. Crosses say: RIP Repo Man 1 RIP Repo Man 2 RIP Repo Man 3 Just for shits and giggles my shit is paid for. ;>) Handguns are a skill; shotguns an art; rifles a science. _____________________________________ Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on whats for dinner. Disarmament is the precursor to Genocide. Better to take action now rather than chances later. Your choice. |
The Jurist User ID: 684167 United States 05/25/2009 12:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Warning: This Property Protected By Well Armed Sheep. Quoting: Evil TwinEvil Twin strikes again! ` (Be) Divide(ed) and (be) Conquer(ed)... Don’t listen to what they say, watch what they do. ~There is Tranquility in Ignorance, but Servitude is its Partner. —me ~What luck for Rulers that Men do not Think. —Adolf Hitler :damned: Doom is optional. There is good news abounds. |
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The Jurist User ID: 684167 United States 05/25/2009 12:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No Trespassing Quoting: Kenticus 626884Prosecutors will be violated. Hmmm ` (Be) Divide(ed) and (be) Conquer(ed)... Don’t listen to what they say, watch what they do. ~There is Tranquility in Ignorance, but Servitude is its Partner. —me ~What luck for Rulers that Men do not Think. —Adolf Hitler :damned: Doom is optional. There is good news abounds. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 683762 United States 05/25/2009 12:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I thought of taking a crime scene photo of some not so gifted wanna be gang banger shot to hell and dead and then photoshop the entry way of my house in the background (so they recognize where they are standing) of his pic with the following emblazoned across it... Trespassers will be shot just like this asshole you are looking at. Notice anything familiar about where you are standing??? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 683762 United States 05/25/2009 12:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I thought of taking a crime scene photo of some not so gifted wanna be gang banger shot to hell and dead and then photoshop the entry way of my house in the background (so they recognize where they are standing) of his pic with the following emblazoned across it... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 683762Trespassers will be shot. Just like this asshole was last year |
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falldown User ID: 520470 United States 05/25/2009 01:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | And FEMA cares...why? Don't they have folks still sitting in trailers from Katrina? Wtf are they worried about your items? Anyway, I'd add a bit that said something saying that any state/federal officials entering your private property must have signed and notarized written permission by the County Sheriff, or they will be arrested by the same. Word it better, but Country Sheriffs are still the highest law enforcement officials in the land, and it doesn't hurt to make sure you're on good terms with your local one. :) ~ ~ "He who does not understand your silence will probably not understand your words." ~Elbert Hubbard |
Omega (OP) User ID: 450177 United States 05/25/2009 01:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | And FEMA cares...why? Don't they have folks still sitting in trailers from Katrina? Wtf are they worried about your items? Quoting: falldownAnyway, I'd add a bit that said something saying that any state/federal officials entering your private property must have signed and notarized written permission by the County Sheriff, or they will be arrested by the same. Word it better, but Country Sheriffs are still the highest law enforcement officials in the land, and it doesn't hurt to make sure you're on good terms with your local one. :) I hear ya man about FEMA but the lady at the county clerks office specifically stated it was FEMA that provided the sat photos and raised a specific objection to dudes treehouse on the creek. It was some sort of protected wildlife deal of some sort. Ditto on the second half of your message. :5: Handguns are a skill; shotguns an art; rifles a science. _____________________________________ Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on whats for dinner. Disarmament is the precursor to Genocide. Better to take action now rather than chances later. Your choice. |
Omega (OP) User ID: 450177 United States 05/25/2009 01:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | And FEMA cares...why? Don't they have folks still sitting in trailers from Katrina? Wtf are they worried about your items? Quoting: falldownAnyway, I'd add a bit that said something saying that any state/federal officials entering your private property must have signed and notarized written permission by the County Sheriff, or they will be arrested by the same. Word it better, but Country Sheriffs are still the highest law enforcement officials in the land, and it doesn't hurt to make sure you're on good terms with your local one. :) I hear ya man about FEMA but the lady at the county clerks office specifically stated it was FEMA that provided the sat photos and raised a specific objection to dudes treehouse on the creek. It some sort of protected wildlife deal of some sort. Ditto on the second half of your message. :5: Handguns are a skill; shotguns an art; rifles a science. _____________________________________ Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on whats for dinner. Disarmament is the precursor to Genocide. Better to take action now rather than chances later. Your choice. |
EyeAm User ID: 678769 Canada 05/25/2009 01:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I love it, nice thread!!! ------------------------------ Here's mine: WARNING, QUARANTINE AREA! LEVEL 9 CONTAINMENT PROTOCOLS IN EFFECT. GROUND ZERO SITE. DO NOT ENTER. ALL VIOLATORS WILL BE DETAINED AND UNABLE TO LEAVE OR COMMUNICATE WITH OUTSIDE PARTIES DUE TO ENFORCED ISOLATION INDEFINATELY, PENDING CONFIRMATION OF CONTAINMENT. YOU HAVE HEREBY BEEN LEGALY WARNED BY THE OFFICE OF THE CENTRAL AUTHORITY OVER BIOHAZARD CONTROL. SAID OFFICE ACCEPTS NO RESPONSIBILITY LEGAL OR OTHERWISE FOR UNAUTHORISED, UNPROTECTED ENTRY BEYOND THIS POINT. |
falldown User ID: 520470 United States 05/25/2009 01:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I hear ya man about FEMA but the lady at the county clerks office specifically stated it was FEMA that provided the sat photos and raised a specific objection to dudes treehouse on the creek. It some sort of protected wildlife deal of some sort. Quoting: OmegaDitto on the second half of your message. :5: Time to dig up some "endangered" bug that happens to reside on your property, and use that as an excuse to get out of tearing it down, our of fear that doing so might disrupt it's environment. Or maybe, like in the movie "Broken Arrow" (the newer one), a claim of "endangered dirt", to keep the feds from stepping on your property. ~ ~ "He who does not understand your silence will probably not understand your words." ~Elbert Hubbard |
utterlystupidhatefill User ID: 686795 Canada 05/25/2009 02:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 686592 United States 05/25/2009 02:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 686884 Switzerland 05/25/2009 02:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I hear ya man about FEMA but the lady at the county clerks office specifically stated it was FEMA that provided the sat photos and raised a specific objection to dudes treehouse on the creek. It some sort of protected wildlife deal of some sort. Quoting: falldownDitto on the second half of your message. :5: Time to dig up some "endangered" bug that happens to reside on your property, and use that as an excuse to get out of tearing it down, our of fear that doing so might disrupt it's environment. Or maybe, like in the movie "Broken Arrow" (the newer one), a claim of "endangered dirt", to keep the feds from stepping on your property. Really good one |
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falldown User ID: 520470 United States 05/25/2009 02:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Quoting: Anonymous Coward 686756 Okay...I like that one...might have to make my own... ~ ~ "He who does not understand your silence will probably not understand your words." ~Elbert Hubbard |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 602429 United States 05/26/2009 12:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Truspassers will be persecuted. Here's some from the net: [link to 2.bp.blogspot.com] [link to users.tellurian.net] [link to image24.webshots.com] |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 673404 United States 06/12/2009 09:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | we have a witch and warlock here. they're like the scary movie story book types. not the wicca type.. anyways they have this giant skull with horns on a pole and a sign that says if you trespass you'll be held prisoner in their basement until you can pay $100 dollars. seems to work well for them. |
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ALeopardSanctuary User ID: 696940 Canada 06/12/2009 09:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | We have goat and horse skulls on poles. Norse "stang" they are referred to as. we have a witch and warlock here. they're like the scary movie story book types. not the wicca type.. anyways they Quoting: Anonymous Coward 673404have this giant skull with horns on a pole and a sign that says if you trespass you'll be held prisoner in their basement until you can pay $100 dollars. seems to work well for them. Brother sun, intuition moon. Home at the forest. Sure every post I have mentions goat blood...How do you think we get plasma tv's? Organic needs are being assaulted. I'm not amused by this & encourage all to grow heirloom seed for themselves. The garden gives greatest power. Diabetes curing food list [Forget the FDA - Think for yourself]: Thread: Every item recently recalled by FDA for salmonella has diabetic healing also prostate Big Pharma rids their competition |