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Omega (OP) User ID: 340280 United States 05/31/2009 06:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Use a pellet gun, save the ammo for the zombies. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 688214Enaid, you must have missed the tree thread. That was actually funny. The search function isn't letting me find it right now. Something about entering a valid end date, which I did. Thread: My Drunken Roomate Crashed Out a Tree-Ask Me A Mutherfucking Question. Handguns are a skill; shotguns an art; rifles a science. _____________________________________ Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on whats for dinner. Disarmament is the precursor to Genocide. Better to take action now rather than chances later. Your choice. |
Omega (OP) User ID: 340280 United States 05/31/2009 06:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sorry to hear you are hurtin. Hope you heal up quick. Quoting: EnaidThanks I'll live back to the garden on Tuesday. Ready to harvest some squash and eggplant. :5: Handguns are a skill; shotguns an art; rifles a science. _____________________________________ Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on whats for dinner. Disarmament is the precursor to Genocide. Better to take action now rather than chances later. Your choice. |
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Omega (OP) User ID: 340280 United States 05/31/2009 06:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I hope ya didn't jinx me buddy. I'm building the missus a patio out back. I've done most of serious falling when I was a kid, funny how it comes back to haunt every once in awhile. Quoting: dschisMaybe the squirrels are mad because you didn't share the beer? We could make a commercial out of it! LOL Hope you get better brother Best of luck man nuthin' like a nice porch with a wood fired BBQ on it. Beer is highly recommended. ;>) Handguns are a skill; shotguns an art; rifles a science. _____________________________________ Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on whats for dinner. Disarmament is the precursor to Genocide. Better to take action now rather than chances later. Your choice. |
Enaid User ID: 515273 United States 05/31/2009 06:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Nah - I was referencing the squirrel vs the pellet gun thread. Gotta run - grilled steak is ready. --- Quick note to Omega -- Saw this interesting gardening thing on tv. Guy was using some of that wowen black plastic landscaping cloth in his garden to heat up the soil and hot pepper plants to make them hotter. (Must have been up north.) He put down the weed cloth. Then, he used a quick shot of a propane blow torch to make holes in the fabric to make planting holes. Looked plain fun. LOL Personal responsibility - try it sometime. Quit blaming others for your bad choices. Consequences happen. :enaid11: |
Enaid User ID: 515273 United States 05/31/2009 06:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Gotta run - grilled steak is ready. --- Quick note to Omega -- Saw this interesting gardening thing on tv. Guy was using some of that woven black plastic landscaping cloth in his garden to heat up the soil and hot pepper plants to make them hotter. (Must have been up north.) He put down the weed cloth. Then, he used a quick shot of a propane blow torch to make holes in the fabric to make planting holes. Looked plain fun. LOL Last Edited by Enaid on 05/31/2009 06:24 PM Personal responsibility - try it sometime. Quit blaming others for your bad choices. Consequences happen. :enaid11: |
Ricfly52 User ID: 272605 United States 05/31/2009 06:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | One thing about it, if ya carpenter long enough yer gonna fall sometime. Quoting: OmegaI was framing second floor joists 9 feet above the kitchen in a house about 11 years ago. We had joists rolled out and some nailed and blocked. But I stepped on one that was upright but not nailed or blocked. It hurt like a sumbich when I landed on my ass in the kitchen 9 feet below. Once I got my wind gathered back up and started breathing agin I was more embarrassed than hurt. Get better man! Thanks! I hear ya. I've dropped some tree's before big ones that had me running like a mutherfucker lol...... At almost 50 Y.O. I think I'd better start taking it easy. Laying on the ground by yourself and the nearest neighbor a couple hundred yards away if he's even there is gettin' old. ;>) For sure take it easy. Iam 57 and I don't do that chit no more. Uuuhuuh. The bones don't heal fast anymore. Fishing and skiing keeps me a little sane. |
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Omega (OP) User ID: 340280 United States 05/31/2009 06:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Omega, did you cut trees for a living or for personal use? Quoting: Ricfly52When I first bought the property I had like 70 pine tree's on it. We had a drought and the pine beetle killed all of them except for maybe 6 of them. I spent years on the weekend sawing all that stuff down and burning it. ;>) Much beer was consumed. Handguns are a skill; shotguns an art; rifles a science. _____________________________________ Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on whats for dinner. Disarmament is the precursor to Genocide. Better to take action now rather than chances later. Your choice. |
Ricfly52 User ID: 272605 United States 05/31/2009 06:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Omega, did you cut trees for a living or for personal use? Quoting: OmegaWhen I first bought the property I had like 70 pine tree's on it. We had a drought and the pine beetle killed all of them except for maybe 6 of them. I spent years on the weekend sawing all that stuff down and burning it. ;>) Much beer was consumed. Oh I see. When I got out of the army and set up house keeping on my own I was 23. I figured heating with wood was the only way to go. For years I spent all fall and sometimes spring getting firewood. Hell I spent a fortune in beer, gas, chain saw parts, truck parts, not to mention my labor, which used to be worth something LOL. I finally gave it up after I left central Idaho. Ya can't burn wood in southern Nevada anywho. Thank heavens. Fishing and skiing keeps me a little sane. |
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Andromeda User ID: 658410 United States 05/31/2009 07:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Squirrely Wrath What Foamy the Squirrel calls the anger of squirrels. "Face my Squirrely Wrath!" [link to www.urbandictionary.com] See also doom squirrel, [link to www.urbandictionary.com] |
Omega (OP) User ID: 340280 United States 05/31/2009 07:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Squirrely Wrath Quoting: AndromedaWhat Foamy the Squirrel calls the anger of squirrels. "Face my Squirrely Wrath!" [link to www.urbandictionary.com] See also doom squirrel, [link to www.urbandictionary.com] From your link. 1. doom squirrel the grim reapers pet squirrel a flying death machine thats built to reap the souls of all whom the reaper misses by the way it kills dogs the most don't ask me why I thought it would be a cat or something but anywho....IT WILL ASSASSINTE YOU WITH ULLTIMATE SQUIRRLEY WRATH Handguns are a skill; shotguns an art; rifles a science. _____________________________________ Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on whats for dinner. Disarmament is the precursor to Genocide. Better to take action now rather than chances later. Your choice. |
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Omega (OP) User ID: 340280 United States 05/31/2009 07:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Karma ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 429261No. Broken stairs. Shit happens especially when you are at the dead end of the long dirt road by yourself....... Fuck around with power tools, chainsaws, building stuff sooner or later you are gonna get hurt..... Handguns are a skill; shotguns an art; rifles a science. _____________________________________ Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on whats for dinner. Disarmament is the precursor to Genocide. Better to take action now rather than chances later. Your choice. |
Texas Uncensored User ID: 691923 United States 05/31/2009 07:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hey there, Omega. HOpe you feel better. I went through an upper deck once. Hanging on by a foot and the shoulder that got stuck. Must have been quite a site. Take care, my friend. **** PEACE **** UFO's @ [link to www.youtube.com] UFO photos & phenomena @ [link to www.picasaweb.google.com] MY GLP VIDEO CHANNEL * [link to video.godlikeproductions.com] [link to www.futurequake.bravehost.com] |
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Omega (OP) User ID: 340280 United States 05/31/2009 07:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hey there, Omega. HOpe you feel better. I went through an upper deck once. Hanging on by a foot and the shoulder that got stuck. Must have been quite a site. Quoting: Texas UncensoredTake care, my friend. Thank you. Yeh through a deck would suck bigtime... hope you didn't break anything.... Handguns are a skill; shotguns an art; rifles a science. _____________________________________ Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on whats for dinner. Disarmament is the precursor to Genocide. Better to take action now rather than chances later. Your choice. |
Omega (OP) User ID: 340280 United States 05/31/2009 07:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So, I sense another beer and burn party to piss off the wives. No? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 688214WG No, the wives all left them for being drunks, lmao........ Handguns are a skill; shotguns an art; rifles a science. _____________________________________ Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on whats for dinner. Disarmament is the precursor to Genocide. Better to take action now rather than chances later. Your choice. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 688214 United States 05/31/2009 07:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So, I sense another beer and burn party to piss off the wives. No? Quoting: OmegaWG No, the wives all left them for being drunks, lmao........ Damn! I'm sure there are enough drunk ladies out there to join you, just have a 2 x 2 party - single guy brings a single girl! I once fell down a spiral staircase without spilling my drink. It was hysterical. When I put my legs together in a certain way, you could see the bruises from the railing. Oh, that's going to invite all kinds of snarky comments. So be it. Man, it was funny as hell. Although I didn't need medical attention afterwards, just a refresher. |
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{ARCHER} User ID: 599924 United States 05/31/2009 07:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Karma ... Quoting: OmegaNo. Broken stairs. Shit happens especially when you are at the dead end of the long dirt road by yourself....... Fuck around with power tools, chainsaws, building stuff sooner or later you are gonna get hurt..... Yea be careful man! Really. A buddy of mine killed himself with a chainsaw a couple of years ago. Thing kicked back on him and hit him in the neck. He was way out by himself at the corner of his farm field and bled to death before anyone found him. Weird thing....His whole farm, barn, house, everything, burned right down to the ground two days after. True Story. |
snark Forum Administrator User ID: 572354 United States 05/31/2009 07:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Heal up quick, buddy! Didn't you hurt yourself a few months ago too? Watch out!! T For Texas, T For Tennessee! The virtue of courage is a prerequisite for the practice of all other virtues, because otherwise one is virtuous only when virtue has no cost. There are times when something needs to be done, and yet we know that if we step up and do this needful thing, we will pay a heavy personal price. -C.S. Lewis |
Omega (OP) User ID: 340280 United States 05/31/2009 07:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Howdy O: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 688251How's it feeling today? Hey bro hows the knee????? Should is janked it's gonna be awhile but I'll live. I'll be back in the garden by tuesday...... Handguns are a skill; shotguns an art; rifles a science. _____________________________________ Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on whats for dinner. Disarmament is the precursor to Genocide. Better to take action now rather than chances later. Your choice. |
LehoMonuka User ID: 663567 United States 05/31/2009 07:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Next time use treated lumber. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 691255Bweiser is made with fluoridated water. All the nutrition is gone and why it is so light. Try an import, or even better sober up. Blasphamer ><><><><=POPES R US=><><><><><>< !*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!* viva le' d'Fnord hunters & Nose Tweeker's Anognomuse. ~ rub'a dub' Dub & an alm'ightie' E-I-E-I~~~0' ritie-then. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Discordianism,A darker shade of the light ----------------------------- ~'tis an ill wind that blows no minds~ |