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So my front porch collapsed

 
Omega  (OP)

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Use a pellet gun, save the ammo for the zombies.

Enaid, you must have missed the tree thread. That was actually funny. The search function isn't letting me find it right now. Something about entering a valid end date, which I did.
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Thread: My Drunken Roomate Crashed Out a Tree-Ask Me A Mutherfucking Question.
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Sorry to hear you are hurtin. Hope you heal up quick.
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Thanks I'll live back to the garden on Tuesday. Ready to harvest some squash and eggplant.

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Found it!

Thread: My Drunken Roomate Crashed Out a Tree-Ask Me A Mutherfucking Question.
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I hope ya didn't jinx me buddy. I'm building the missus a patio out back. I've done most of serious falling when I was a kid, funny how it comes back to haunt every once in awhile.

Maybe the squirrels are mad because you didn't share the beer? We could make a commercial out of it! LOL


Hope you get better brother
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Best of luck man nuthin' like a nice porch with a wood fired BBQ on it. Beer is highly recommended. ;>)
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Nah - I was referencing the squirrel vs the pellet gun thread.

Gotta run - grilled steak is ready.

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Quick note to Omega -- Saw this interesting gardening thing on tv.

Guy was using some of that wowen black plastic landscaping cloth in his garden to heat up the soil and hot pepper plants to make them hotter. (Must have been up north.) He put down the weed cloth. Then, he used a quick shot of a propane blow torch to make holes in the fabric to make planting holes.

Looked plain fun. LOL
Personal responsibility - try it sometime. Quit blaming others for your bad choices. Consequences happen.

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Nah - I was referencing the squirrel vs the pellet gun thread.

Gotta run - grilled steak is ready.

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Quick note to Omega -- Saw this interesting gardening thing on tv.

Guy was using some of that woven black plastic landscaping cloth in his garden to heat up the soil and hot pepper plants to make them hotter. (Must have been up north.) He put down the weed cloth. Then, he used a quick shot of a propane blow torch to make holes in the fabric to make planting holes.

Looked plain fun. LOL

Last Edited by Enaid on 05/31/2009 06:24 PM
Personal responsibility - try it sometime. Quit blaming others for your bad choices. Consequences happen.

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05/31/2009 06:25 PM
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One thing about it, if ya carpenter long enough yer gonna fall sometime.

I was framing second floor joists 9 feet above the kitchen in a house about 11 years ago. We had joists rolled out and some nailed and blocked. But I stepped on one that was upright but not nailed or blocked. It hurt like a sumbich when I landed on my ass in the kitchen 9 feet below. Once I got my wind gathered back up and started breathing agin I was more embarrassed than hurt.

Get better man!


Thanks! I hear ya. I've dropped some tree's before big ones that had me running like a mutherfucker lol......

At almost 50 Y.O. I think I'd better start taking it easy. Laying on the ground by yourself and the nearest neighbor a couple hundred yards away if he's even there is gettin' old. ;>)
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For sure take it easy. Iam 57 and I don't do that chit no more. Uuuhuuh. The bones don't heal fast anymore.
Fishing and skiing keeps me a little sane.
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Omega, did you cut trees for a living or for personal use?
Fishing and skiing keeps me a little sane.
Omega  (OP)

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Omega, did you cut trees for a living or for personal use?
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When I first bought the property I had like 70 pine tree's on it. We had a drought and the pine beetle killed all of them except for maybe 6 of them. I spent years on the weekend sawing all that stuff down and burning it. ;>)

Much beer was consumed.
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Disarmament is the precursor to Genocide.

Better to take action now rather than chances later. Your choice.
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Omega, did you cut trees for a living or for personal use?


When I first bought the property I had like 70 pine tree's on it. We had a drought and the pine beetle killed all of them except for maybe 6 of them. I spent years on the weekend sawing all that stuff down and burning it. ;>)

Much beer was consumed.
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Oh I see. When I got out of the army and set up house keeping on my own I was 23. I figured heating with wood was the only way to go. For years I spent all fall and sometimes spring getting firewood. Hell I spent a fortune in beer, gas, chain saw parts, truck parts, not to mention my labor, which used to be worth something LOL.

I finally gave it up after I left central Idaho. Ya can't burn wood in southern Nevada anywho. Thank heavens.
Fishing and skiing keeps me a little sane.
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Maybe you should build a wheelchair ramp next. :)~
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Squirrely Wrath

What Foamy the Squirrel calls the anger of squirrels.

"Face my Squirrely Wrath!"


[link to www.urbandictionary.com]

See also doom squirrel, [link to www.urbandictionary.com]
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Squirrely Wrath

What Foamy the Squirrel calls the anger of squirrels.

"Face my Squirrely Wrath!"


[link to www.urbandictionary.com]

See also doom squirrel, [link to www.urbandictionary.com]
 Quoting: Andromeda



From your link.

1. doom squirrel

the grim reapers pet squirrel a flying death machine thats built to reap the souls of all whom the reaper misses by the way it kills dogs the most don't ask me why I thought it would be a cat or something but anywho....IT WILL ASSASSINTE YOU WITH ULLTIMATE SQUIRRLEY WRATH


1rof1 1rof1
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on whats for dinner.

Disarmament is the precursor to Genocide.

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With me on it. That fricken hurt ....least I didn't spill my budweiser, lol.
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Blessed be man. Take care of yourself!
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Karma ... 1dunno1
Omega  (OP)

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Karma ... 1dunno1
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No. Broken stairs. Shit happens especially when you are at the dead end of the long dirt road by yourself.......


Fuck around with power tools, chainsaws, building stuff sooner or later you are gonna get hurt.....
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Disarmament is the precursor to Genocide.

Better to take action now rather than chances later. Your choice.
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Hey there, Omega. HOpe you feel better. I went through an upper deck once. Hanging on by a foot and the shoulder that got stuck. Must have been quite a site.

Take care, my friend.
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So, I sense another beer and burn party to piss off the wives. No?

WG
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Hey there, Omega. HOpe you feel better. I went through an upper deck once. Hanging on by a foot and the shoulder that got stuck. Must have been quite a site.

Take care, my friend.
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Thank you. Yeh through a deck would suck bigtime... hope you didn't break anything....
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Disarmament is the precursor to Genocide.

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So, I sense another beer and burn party to piss off the wives. No?

WG
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No, the wives all left them for being drunks, lmao........
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Disarmament is the precursor to Genocide.

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Dang man, glad you're ok.

If the shoulder ain't better in a few days, you might want to get an MRI.

Oh, and good job saving the beer!
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So, I sense another beer and burn party to piss off the wives. No?

WG


No, the wives all left them for being drunks, lmao........
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Damn! I'm sure there are enough drunk ladies out there to join you, just have a 2 x 2 party - single guy brings a single girl!

I once fell down a spiral staircase without spilling my drink. It was hysterical. When I put my legs together in a certain way, you could see the bruises from the railing. Oh, that's going to invite all kinds of snarky comments. So be it. Man, it was funny as hell. Although I didn't need medical attention afterwards, just a refresher.
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So, I sense another beer and burn party to piss off the wives. No?

WG


No, the wives all left them for being drunks, lmao........
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Silly women
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Time for a diet dude!
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Howdy O:

How's it feeling today?
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We had a "white trash" party at a trailer of a friends friend, and the porch collapsed! LOL! Could NOT have planned it better! BTW... the White trash food people made was goooood!
"Life is tough, it's tougher if you are stupid." - John Wayne

Settle down Francis!
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No. Broken stairs. Shit happens especially when you are at the dead end of the long dirt road by yourself.......


Fuck around with power tools, chainsaws, building stuff sooner or later you are gonna get hurt.....
 Quoting: Omega

Yea be careful man! Really. A buddy of mine killed himself with a chainsaw a couple of years ago. Thing kicked back on him and hit him in the neck. He was way out by himself at the corner of his farm field and bled to death before anyone found him.

Weird thing....His whole farm, barn, house, everything, burned right down to the ground two days after.

True Story.
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Heal up quick, buddy! Didn't you hurt yourself a few months ago too? Watch out!!
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Howdy O:

How's it feeling today?
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Hey bro hows the knee?????

Should is janked it's gonna be awhile but I'll live. I'll be back in the garden by tuesday......
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Disarmament is the precursor to Genocide.

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Next time use treated lumber.

Bweiser is made with fluoridated water. All the nutrition is gone and why it is so light. Try an import, or even better sober up.
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Blasphamer lmao
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