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To the person that stole the stuff from an apartment in Auburn

 
Reece2076
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06/01/2009 10:16 AM
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To the person that stole the stuff from an apartment in Auburn
I saw this browsing through craigslist. I thought I'd share it since I found it somewhat amusing. I copied and pasted it exactly how it was written.

For those who don't know Auburn is a city between Seattle and Tacoma, WA

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To the person that stole the stuff from an apartment in Auburn

Dear Friend,

Recently It came to my attention that you broke into the apartment of my ex-girlfriends new fiances farthers (bare with me here, it's confusing and a little redneckish) with whom she is living. Now you probably came across a plethora of electronic goods. some of these might include a nintendo wii, a gold ds, a laptop computer, a nice 20inch hp monitor, and a bunch of other wonderful goodies. hey that stuff is mine! and i will gladly buy it from you if you have no already sold it for cocaine, because lets face it friend, I imagine that stuff could buy quite a few ounces and several lovely trips on the hershey highway (huh? exactly)

Now don't worry about being "narced" out to the authorities, if anything you should be rewarded from freeing my belongings from the vile clutches of the evil ex girlfriend. a cash reward perhaps? does that suite your fancy?

You may be asking yourself why am I behaving in such a way. well this horrible excuse for a respectable young lady cheated on me with a chunky fellow in washington for a good 2 years (pssst, they met on myspace!) and when I moved back to Canada for a job she agreed to stay with me. now, now, i know that was naive of me to believe and love does stupid things to ones brain so I entrusted her with some of my things in good faith that i would one day see them again. Alas she bogarded them up to the Auburn area where she is now engaged to him and where my stuff, once, was.

So please help me reclaim my belongings, name your price friend! and if you have already sold them for drugs or whatever you needed them for than so be it, atleast she doesn't have them anymore.

Good day to you!

Last Edited by Reece2076 on 06/01/2009 10:22 AM
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Ah Reese that is hilarious thanks for the morning laugh to start the day.

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Ah Reese that is hilarious thanks for the morning laugh to start the day.

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