"The stupider a person is, the more he "knows"- IDW"

Couldn't have put it better myself.

The poster known as IDW/A.A has been around for years, pontificating on his supposed super-genius status, while deriding all others. More recently, he's been posting as Anonymous Astrophysicist, and a wealth of similar handles. 74444 took it upon himself to keep track of his claims, and codified them into a list. He had no idea that the list would grow to such absurd lengths.

The REALLY-THERE-*CAN'T*-BE-ANY-MORE NEW Updated Big List of What IDW/A.A "knows", version 6.48 (Sept, '15) (Part I)

IDW/A.A "knows" the radiation dose calculations. He just won´t show YOU. And he CONTINUES not to show YOU.

IDW/A.A "knows" the calculation determining the force of two docking spacecraft. He just won´t show YOU again. After all, you're too DUMB to check his math, WHOMEVER you are.

IDW/A.A "knows" and can apply relativistic formulas. He just refuses for philosophical reasons. And fails to in a pinch, too.

IDW/A.A "knows" history. Well, sort of.

IDW/A.A "knows" that a "permanent magnet is a incorrect term by the way. No magnet is permanent." Except that there are.

IDW/A.A "knows" he could have rigged a remote pilot system in a half-hour, using microswitches and servos, and therefore that´s what was used to hit the WTC with airplanes. He can prove this, (See Penn & Teller´s Bullsh!t series for a solid refuting of this) but carefully never PRODUCES said proof.

IDW/A.A "knows" that there will be a surprise martial law announcement in 2004. Oops. I guess we all just missed it.

IDW/A.A "knows" he has an above-average chemistry skill, but just can´t show his work. Nor get the correct answer. Nor use the correct notation. Nor...

IDW/A.A "knows" engineering. But the stuff he´s working on is way beyond top secret, so you´ll just have to take his word for it. IDW/A.A also "knows" he has invented many well known things. He just can´t mention ANY of them. Funny, that his name fails to show up on any patents in the ENTIRE database.

IDW/A.A "knows" he took off the gloves, but unfortunately no one seemed to notice. What a softie!

IDW/A.A "knows" he can write in a way none of the readers could comprehend. And probably actually spell properly as well.

IDW/A.A "knows" and promises that we´ll all be sorry. Never have been yet.

IDW/A.A "knows" who we all are. For we are ALL Duncan Kunz.

IDW/A.A "knows" 10^5 means one million, even though it doesn't, and that 10E6 means one million, even though it doesn't. That the *entire* internet, (when he wrote "the bandwidth of an analogue black and white television broadcast exceeds 5.5 million Hz, (or 5.5X10E6 hz)") disagrees with him? That Google, Bing and Yahoo all come up with answers different than IDW/A.A's? He's just that smart! We are obviously encountering IDW's Special Theory of Scientific Notation. Or perhaps a bipolar disorder.

IDW/A.A "knows" his I.Q. is very high. You should take his word for it. After all, he's demonstrated it so well...

IDW/A.A "knows" he will soon reveal how Apollo was faked. Since he´s done such a bang-up job of it thus far. And continues to. Ad infinitum. But won't take his arguments anywhere but here.

IDW/A.A "knows" that they are covering up the Apollo fraud by specifically opposing him and his posts, all the while letting FOX specials on the air that claim the same thing that reach millions of people. Interesting allocation of resources, there.

IDW/A.A "knows" the BA and J are paid to lie to the public, and he´ll cite evidence any day now. Really. Maybe next Tuesday.

IDW/A.A "knows" that Dr. Phil "Plait WILL NEVER appear on television again. He won't get air time. he has been successfully prevented from doing so... [IDW]is proud to have been instrumental in doing JUST THAT." Except that Phil Plait continues to appear on television in 2012, 2013, 2014, and is scheduled for 2015, not even mentiong lectures and other science gatherings. Well, IDW/A.A has always had a problem with that "never" word.

IDW/A.A "knows" he can back everything he claims up with tangible data. But never provides the data. No matter how nicely you ask.

IDW/A.A "knows" he will expose everyone else´s total incompetence. But so far has only repeatedly demonstrated his own... in a myraid of different ways.

IDW/A.A "knows" threads are selectively visible on GLP but can´t explain how. He also can´t explain why the threads he claims are invisible seem to be just as visible in Internet Cafes or other public terminals. He has CONFIRMED this. Really. When demonstrated that this claim was directly caused by his inability to use the simplistic GLP search engine, IDW/A.A quietly dropped the whole routine, which he'd been using for *years,* and still did not admit his mistake. In fact, he still claims he's right, although he's never had a problem using the search engine since a DEBUNKER explained it to him. Intellectual dishonesty? Nah...

IDW/A.A "knows" the government hides HIS posts. Yet they can be found if you search for them in the correct way...which isn't the IDW/A.Away. And that if you use a traditional, very simple, method of searching, you find them every time. But IDW/A.A still claims he is correct, because his supporters drop away, and that can ONLY be due to the thread being 'selectively visible.' It can't possibly have anything to do with people growing bored of his posturing, can it?

IDW/A.A "knows" he has irrefutable chemtrail evidence. He just can´t be arsed to produce it.

IDW/A.A "knows" his is the superior race, but he´s not acting like a Nazi. This is an entirely DIFFERENT superior racism thing.

IDW/A.A "knows" he can prove in a court of law that Apollo was fraud. Subpoenas that have been threatened for years will be served any moment now. Can´t wait to get mine.

IDW/A.A "knows" he will do everything in his power to bring us to justice. However that awesome power seems limited to posting on an internet board, and never changing or challenging his ideas with his supposed intellectual peers. What a coward.

IDW/A.A "knows" he has given all the information anyone need to know to prove what he says. Strangely, it doesn't prove what he says. And, quite often, proves just the opposite.

IDW/A.A "knows" his superior intelligence is "self-evident." Well, maybe to HIMself. And he continues to use self-evident wrong.

IDW/A.A "knows" smart people can´t spell or punctuate properly. It´s as good an excuse for his grammar as any.

IDW/A.A "knows" that "Hugs are not assaults unless you're really conceded." And he meant to spell it that way.

IDW/A.A "knows" he has a far larger vocabulary than anyone else, he just chooses not to use it. Ever.

IDW/A.A "knows" how to cut and paste basic links, he just chose not to until very recently, after it was explained by debunkers. And then he still did it wrong. But he's still right!

IDW/A.A "knows" he has *evidence* that people are paid to post counter to him. He just can´t provide it. Ever.

IDW/A.A "knows" DrP and Duncan Kunz are being paid to lie about 9/11 and they know the truth. He'll be producing paystubs on the same day he cites the evidence about BA and J. Just wait a little longer...

IDW/A.A "knows" he´s won every single argument. Even if no one else sees it that way. You didn't know he's keeping score by the number of times one uses the word 'Fucktard.'

IDW/A.A "knows" chemtrails are not debunked because they are accepted as fact by everyone. Despite dozens of webages doing just that.

IDW/A.A "knows" that if he posts steadfastly that something is a fact, it is a fact. If he´s adamant about something, it MUST be correct. Like the value of 10^5. Or that posts are selectively visible here on GLP. Or, or, or...well, as IDW/A.A says himself: "As for providing you with proof, I dont see the need."

IDW/A.A "knows" time is running out. As for what, who "knows"?

IDW/A.A "knows" our version of reality is being shot to hell. Strangely, I feel fine. So does reality.

IDW/A.A "knows" he never lies, except when he does, and then it is justified.

IDW/A.A "knows" and applies the rules of logic. Well, except that pesky burden of proof thing. And those fallacious arguments. And that lack of math. And...

IDW/A.A "knows" Google is a controlled site, to keep the masses in line, and doesn't use it. Except when he does. And BING is okay with him.

IDW/A.A "knows" that "youre full of shit as a christmas goose" is a rational rebuttal of facts, as is "Get a life, fucktard." Socrates would be proud as this demonstration of critical thinking.

IDW/A.A "knows" he has "scientifically verifiable evidence, incontrovertible and un empeachable <sic> that proves the Moon is hollow." But he posts only unverifiable, controvertible and impeachable evidence. If any at all.

IDW/A.A "knows" NASA provides all the evidence to prove the Moon is hollow. Yet their tentative conclusions are in sharp contrast to IDW/A.A´s absolutely certain ones.

IDW/A.A "knows" NASA wants to keep the hollowness of the Moon a secret, and yet all his claimed data can be found on the Internet, some on NASA´s own sites. Though he never gives links himself. And the data doesn't show what he claims it shows.

IDW/A.A "knows" and understands quantum mechanics.

IDW/A.A "knows" the speed of light is just a really big made-up number.

IDW/A.A "knows" all of atomic physics is wrong, for there is no photon.

IDW/A.A "knows" "Atomic clocks are dependent on a flawed premise, that radioactive decay rates of radioactive elements or compounds are a constant." Even though atomic clocks don't work on atomic decay.

IDW/A.A "knows" photons are actually electrons.

IDW/A.A "knows" he has an answer why electrons and photons behave differently from each other in the presence of a magnetic field. It's because the electron is too fast! Or something. Oh, and Neutron Stars don't exist.

IDW/A.A "knows" a ""Tachyon' is simply nomenclature given to particles which are rotating..."Tach" is the prefix for rotation and "on" a particle" Is there nothing IDW/A.A can't redefine?

IDW/A.A "knows" the speed of light in a vacuum is not constant.

IDW/A.A "knows" that cars that are moving have headlights that shine out faster than cars that are stopped.

IDW/A.A "knows" all physics post-relativity is wrong. Despite heaps of evidence to the contrary.

IDW/A.A "knows" that Einstein´s equations do not predict the energy releases of atomic reactions. Except that they do.

IDW/A.A "knows" the energy-state of the observer cannot affect the observed. Except that it does.

IDW/A.A "knows" that relative velocities have nothing to do with relativity. Except that they do -- particularly when IDW/A.A himself argues "To calculate kinetic energy of mass in motion, it has to be to some other reference point, which will invariably be in motion itself since everything in the universe is. This is why the KE is given for an mass moving in relative motion to an observation point. For instance, a chronograph measures the velocity of a bullet leaving a rifle barrel, the chronograph is not moving in relation to te barrel, and the KE result is relative to the barrel AND the measuring device. If you shoot a object moving away from you at 700f/s and the bullet is moving at 1000f/s, it is obvious the KE the bullet will have will ave when striking the object be much less tahn te KE measured at the chronograph." So what is the Universal Reference Point, IDW/A.A?

IDW/A.A "knows" he can explain time-dilation and Mercury´s orbit without resorting to relativity. He´ll be showing his work really soon. Oh, no, he won't.

IDW/A.A "knows" that Mercury's precession is "a result of the much more powerful 'pull' of gravity on light." Leading one to aptly conclude he doesn't know what precession actually means.

IDW/A.A "knows" that the problem of Mercury's orbit is just an offset of the apparent position in space and can be explained by the deflection of photons by the Sun's gravity. It's amazing MESSENGER got into orbit at all considering, by IDW/A.A physics, it should have missed.

IDW/A.A "knows" relativity is a Jewish Conspiracy.

IDW/A.A "knows" there is no explanation in traditional science for how his 'electrostitic lifter' works. Except that Biefeld and Brown did in the 1950s.

IDW/A.A "knows" that cellular phones and 1960's car phones use exactly the same technology. That cel towers weren't erected until decades later is just another conspiracy against him.

IDW/A.A "knows" no mass is lost in nuclear reactions. Won´t the reactor-techs be surprised. And the Periodic Table of Elements.

IDW/A.A "knows" many distinguished scientists who agree with his theories. He just doesn´t know their names, and can´t produce any evidence of this. Anywhere.

IDW/A.A "knows" that he has been threatened by debunkers with radiation poisioning. He just can't provide a single example nor anything that proves this -- even from his hyper-accurate archive of every exchange he has ever had on the Internet.

IDW/A.A "knows" he makes $80,000 in a weekend. But instead of going to the beach, spends all his time here. And seemingly can only afford dial-up. And only has old, crap computers.

IDW/A.A "knows" he has "been offered a salary of $150,000.00" to be an Internet Debunker. Well, given the $80,000-in-a-single-weekend job he supposedly has now, it only makes sense to turn it down.

IDW/A.A "knows" NASA isn't forthcoming with spaceweather data, even though it was on links provided to him. By NASA.

IDW/A.A "knows" he tells the truth but everyone else lies. Even though he has been caught lying more than any other poster.

IDW/A.A "knows" everyone is a racist. But repeatedly is the only one to demonstrate it.

IDW/A.A "knows" that "giving (women) the vote was a big mistake, since they invariably vote for the most 'handsome" candidate." He continues "Back in the day we had the good sense not to give a woman power over a man, it is ALWAYS abused to the maximum extent." He continues, " A man has a conscious and a woman doesn't. A woman will gut a man in a heartbeat if something better comes along, but a man will suffer an eternity wiht a horrid woman for his childrens sake." I guess everyone is a sexist, too.

IDW/A.A "knows" that the collapse of society is the fault of feminism. He continues, "The male ALWAYS takes the leading role in nature with all mammals that mate for life, , with the matriarch second in command. SOMEONE hAS TO BE ThE LEADER! . That's why there is a natural order." We'll just ignore matriarchal bonobos altogether.

IDW/A.A "knows" if he can´t understand something, then no one else can, either. Maybe he isn't as super-intelligent as he thinks...

IDW/A.A "knows" impact craters should be oblong. All that math stuff doesn't prove anything. Nor all the demonstrations proving that round craters result in the vast majority of impacts.

IDW/A.A "knows" relative asteroid velocities are well under 4 kps. Even though they aren't.

IDW/A.A "knows" that it is only speculation that Meteor Crater was formed by a meteor. The 30 tons of meteorite specimens collected there is just a coincidence.

IDW/A.A "knows" geologists can´t tell the difference between a fake moonrock and a real moonrock.

IDW/A.A "knows" that "millions of tons of reflecting metallic dust [are] being deposited in the atmosphere daily." Funny that it takes the *entire surface of the Earth* to bump into a mere 40 tons of cosmic dust daily. And how many airplane flights does this take, anyway?

IDW/A.A "knows" all of chemistry is wrong, because he can´t believe specific gravity and mass can be measured in units so small.

IDW/A.A "knows" that helium is not a product of hydrogen "combustion" in the sun.

IDW/A.A "knows" biology is wrong, because "Withen two years a domesticated pig released into the wild will grow hair and tusks...sorry if it debunks Darwins theory, but thems the facts...there is no evidence (for evolution) in the fossil record." Thus demonstrating that biology and paleoentology aren't IDW/A.A's strong suits, either.

IDW/A.A "knows" that "Charles Darwin, the author of the mainstream theory of evolution specifically theorized in is book 'evolution of species' that life evolved from stones," even though Darwin didn't. And even though Darwin never actually used the word evolution in the first edition. And he got the title wrong.

IDW/A.A "knows" the sky is not blue. Really. All photos to the contrary are retouched. If you go outside and see a blue sky, anywhere worldwide, you must be an Agent. He has since softened hs stance a bit on this issue.

IDW/A.A "knows" that the disintegration of hydrogen into electrons and protons is a form of fission. What do those nuclear engineers know?

IDW/A.A "knows" that it´s the human race against debunkers. Strangely, most of the human race doesn't know him OR the debunkers.

IDW/A.A "knows" that when "ISON gets to within the orbital distance of Mars it will be almost as if there is another Sun, IT WILL BE VISIBLE AT MID DAY AND ILLUMINATE THE EARTH AT NIGHT." Strangely it still gets dark outside.

IDW/A.A "knows" that comet ISON is not in orbit around the Sun, but has a perehelion anyway.

IDW/A.A "knows" that ""Romantic love" is a fucking farce. It's just hormones..." That explains a lot...

IDW/A.A "knows" that "A TREE IS KNOWN BY IT'S FRUIT!" What kind of tree does that make IDW/A.A? A shit tree?

End of Part I