DWARF GETS PENIS CAUGHT IN VACUUM CLEANER | |
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S7EVE User ID: 365611 United Kingdom 06/15/2009 07:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to www.abc.net.au] Quoting: Anonymous Coward 700268"A dwarf performer at the Edinburgh Fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry. Yep, Britain's got talent. |
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Anonymous Cow Art User ID: 622327 Netherlands 06/15/2009 07:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to www.abc.net.au] Quoting: S7EVE"A dwarf performer at the Edinburgh Fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry. Yep, Britain's got talent. |
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~BriZz~ User ID: 673574 United States 06/15/2009 07:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "It was the most embarrassing moment of my life when I got wheeled into a packed A&E [accident and emergency ward] with a vacuum attached to me," Blackner said." BUT ACTUALLY DOING THE ACT WASN'T EMBARASSING? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 703334 United States 06/15/2009 07:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to www.abc.net.au] Quoting: Anonymous Coward 700268"A dwarf performer at the Edinburgh Fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry. "The main part of his act saw him appear on stage with a vacuum cleaner attached to his member through a special attachment. "The attachment broke before the performance and Blackner tried to fix it using extra-strong glue, but unfortunately only let it dry for 20 seconds instead of the 20 minutes required." ____________________ For those of you here that like to vacuum your penis's, please be careful as you maneuver your Hoovers. should have purchased a fleshlight |
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why not? User ID: 694959 New Zealand 06/15/2009 07:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to www.abc.net.au] Quoting: S7EVE"A dwarf performer at the Edinburgh Fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry. Yep, Britain's got talent. LOL |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 700268 United States 06/15/2009 07:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to www.abc.net.au] Quoting: S7EVE"A dwarf performer at the Edinburgh Fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry. Yep, Britain's got talent. _______________________ Actual cases from the British Medical Journal: "Case 1--A 60-year-old man said that he was changing the plug of his Hoover Dustette vacuum cleaner in the nude while his wife was out shopping. It 'turned itself on' and caught his penis, causing tears around the external meatus.... Multiple lacerations of the glans [were] repaired with catgut. "Case 2--A 65-year-old railway signalman was in his signal box when he bent down to pick up his tools and 'caught his penis in a Hoover Dustette, which happened to be switched on.' He suffered extensive lacerations to the glans. "Case 3--A 49-year-old man was vacuuming his friend's staircase in a loose-fitting dressing gown, when, intending to switch the machine off, he leaned across to reach the plug; 'at that moment his dressing gown became undone and his penis was sucked into the vacuum cleaner.'" ________________ Take Away Lessons: Please take extreme care when changing the plugs, or bending down to pick up your "tools," or vacuuming staircases in the nude or with your Willy hanging out in a "state of nature." |
czygyny User ID: 418932 United States 06/15/2009 07:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "It was the most embarrassing moment of my life when I got wheeled into a packed A&E [accident and emergency ward] with a vacuum attached to me," Blackner said. Quoting: Er, wait a minute, this guy goes on stage with a vacuum cleaner stuck to his penis and going to the hospital is the MOST embarrassing moment in his life? Oh, the irony. Kletos, Eklektos & Pistos |
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Waldo User ID: 685116 United States 06/15/2009 07:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "It was the most embarrassing moment of my life when I got wheeled into a packed A&E [accident and emergency ward] with a vacuum attached to me," Blackner said. Quoting: czygynyEr, wait a minute, this guy goes on stage with a vacuum cleaner stuck to his penis and going to the hospital is the MOST embarrassing moment in his life? Oh, the irony. It's never embarrassing if you're paid enough. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 362931 United States 06/15/2009 07:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "It was the most embarrassing moment of my life when I got wheeled into a packed A&E [accident and emergency ward] with a vacuum attached to me," Blackner said. Quoting: Waldo 685116Er, wait a minute, this guy goes on stage with a vacuum cleaner stuck to his penis and going to the hospital is the MOST embarrassing moment in his life? Oh, the irony. It's never embarrassing if you're paid enough. Maybe it was a mini vac. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 704312 United States 06/16/2009 08:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "It was the most embarrassing moment of my life when I got wheeled into a packed A&E [accident and emergency ward] with a vacuum attached to me," Blackner said. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 362931Er, wait a minute, this guy goes on stage with a vacuum cleaner stuck to his penis and going to the hospital is the MOST embarrassing moment in his life? Oh, the irony. It's never embarrassing if you're paid enough. Maybe it was a mini vac. ______________ LoL. Good one. Dwarfbuster! |
Babe in a Bunker User ID: 688243 United States 06/16/2009 08:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Pin this immediately. Well it seems so real I can see it And it seems so real I can feel it And it seems so real I can taste it And it seems so real I can hear it So why can't I touch it? So why can't I touch it? Twatter: [link to twitter.com] |