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My friend had a sea water blood transfusion. Jehovah

 
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My friend had a sea water blood transfusion. Jehovah
my friend is a Jehovah and cannot have blood transfusion because he will go to hell.
So he has asked a fishermen to bring him a gallon of pure clean seawater and has asked the doctors to transfuse seawater instead of blood
and it worked!!
he is healed and the seawater was Ok in his body and mixed with his blood no problem.

was it a miracle? or is this new medical discovery?

just think how much cheaper and cleaner it would be to use seawater instead of blood
and no risk of AIDS
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Re: My friend had a sea water blood transfusion. Jehovah
Are you talking about hydrating him with saline, OP?
Goodbye, halcyon days...

 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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Re: My friend had a sea water blood transfusion. Jehovah
Are you talking about hydrating him with saline, OP?
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no, he changed his whole blood with seawater and then the body made new blood again and he is healed
praise the Lord
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Re: My friend had a sea water blood transfusion. Jehovah
Are you talking about hydrating him with saline, OP?

no, he changed his whole blood with seawater and then the body made new blood again and he is healed
praise the Lord
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I read this somewhere. I think the dude caught a case of redtide and died.
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Re: My friend had a sea water blood transfusion. Jehovah
oh dear, uhm, well all I can say is it might be best to take a biology class or maybe human anatomy.
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Re: My friend had a sea water blood transfusion. Jehovah
oh dear, uhm, well all I can say is it might be best to take a biology class or maybe human anatomy.
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if Jesus can change plain water into the best red wine, then it is exactly the same miracle to change sea water into red blood
praise the Lord
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Re: My friend had a sea water blood transfusion. Jehovah
Are you talking about hydrating him with saline, OP?

no, he changed his whole blood with seawater and then the body made new blood again and he is healed
praise the Lord
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suicide
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Re: My friend had a sea water blood transfusion. Jehovah
Are you talking about hydrating him with saline, OP?

no, he changed his whole blood with seawater and then the body made new blood again and he is healed
praise the Lord
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TOTAL bullshit!!!


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Re: My friend had a sea water blood transfusion. Jehovah
video with link please or praise your lord satan you blasphemer
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Re: My friend had a sea water blood transfusion. Jehovah
Are you talking about hydrating him with saline, OP?

no, he changed his whole blood with seawater and then the body made new blood again and he is healed
praise the Lord


I read this somewhere. I think the dude caught a case of redtide and died.

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rofl
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That perches in the soul,
And sings the tune--without the words,
And never stops at all....
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Re: My friend had a sea water blood transfusion. Jehovah
Are you talking about hydrating him with saline, OP?

no, he changed his whole blood with seawater and then the body made new blood again and he is healed
praise the Lord


I read this somewhere. I think the dude caught a case of redtide and died.

 Quoting: Phoenix 2012


hahahhahahhahahhahaah!
Goodbye, halcyon days...

 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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Re: My friend had a sea water blood transfusion. Jehovah
Are you talking about hydrating him with saline, OP?

no, he changed his whole blood with seawater and then the body made new blood again and he is healed
praise the Lord


I read this somewhere. I think the dude caught a case of redtide and died.

 Quoting: Phoenix 2012

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I read this somewhere. I think the dude caught a case of redtide and died.

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You know why that happened? Because he deserved it for doing something stupid like adding saltwater to his bloodstream.
Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict.
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Re: My friend had a sea water blood transfusion. Jehovah
:clownbomb: oh gawd LOL
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Re: My friend had a sea water blood transfusion. Jehovah
my friend is a Jehovah and cannot have blood transfusion because he will go to hell.
So he has asked a fishermen to bring him a gallon of pure clean seawater and has asked the doctors to transfuse seawater instead of blood
and it worked!!
he is healed and the seawater was Ok in his body and mixed with his blood no problem.

was it a miracle? or is this new medical discovery?

just think how much cheaper and cleaner it would be to use seawater instead of blood
and no risk of AIDS
 Quoting: VIRGIL 706858

There isnt any of that...anywhere
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Re: My friend had a sea water blood transfusion. Jehovah
you people no believe the truth

we have a doctor in our church and he explained God miraculous miracle of healing the Jehovah witness man.
the doctor sais that when you analize blood in the microscopic and then you analize seawater in the microscopic

the plasma is same as seawater
that is a medical knowlege fact
cannot dispute the true

so i ask the question again
in the wedding of Canah did Jesus change the water into red wine or white wine?

same miracle as the blood
praise the Lord
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Re: My friend had a sea water blood transfusion. Jehovah
you people no believe the truth

we have a doctor in our church and he explained God miraculous miracle of healing the Jehovah witness man.
the doctor sais that when you analize blood in the microscopic and then you analize seawater in the microscopic

the plasma is same as seawater
that is a medical knowlege fact
cannot dispute the true

so i ask the question again
in the wedding of Canah did Jesus change the water into red wine or white wine?

same miracle as the blood
praise the Lord
 Quoting: Virgil 706858

Have a nice day OP and dont forget to take your meds OK?
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Re: My friend had a sea water blood transfusion. Jehovah
Seawater LOL..Fish fuck in it ...need I say more....
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Re: My friend had a sea water blood transfusion. Jehovah
you people no believe the truth

we have a doctor in our church and he explained God miraculous miracle of healing the Jehovah witness man.
the doctor sais that when you analize blood in the microscopic and then you analize seawater in the microscopic

the plasma is same as seawater
that is a medical knowlege fact
cannot dispute the true

so i ask the question again
in the wedding of Canah did Jesus change the water into red wine or white wine?

same miracle as the blood
praise the Lord
 Quoting: Virgil 706858


Are you fucking retarded? Plasma is just salty water yes. 70% of your body is just salty water. However, you can not live without erythrocytes. Erythrocytes contain hemoglobin which binds oxygen. This oxygen is then transported all over your body so you can live. If you change out someones blood with seawater, that person dies. The effectively suffocate, while still breathing.
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Re: My friend had a sea water blood transfusion. Jehovah
you people no believe the truth

we have a doctor in our church and he explained God miraculous miracle of healing the Jehovah witness man.
the doctor sais that when you analize blood in the microscopic and then you analize seawater in the microscopic

the plasma is same as seawater
that is a medical knowlege fact
cannot dispute the true

so i ask the question again
in the wedding of Canah did Jesus change the water into red wine or white wine?

same miracle as the blood
praise the Lord


Are you fucking retarded? Plasma is just salty water yes. 70% of your body is just salty water. However, you can not live without erythrocytes. Erythrocytes contain hemoglobin which binds oxygen. This oxygen is then transported all over your body so you can live. If you change out someones blood with seawater, that person dies. The effectively suffocate, while still breathing.
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Jesus?!!
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Re: My friend had a sea water blood transfusion. Jehovah
Let alone the parasitic infections, Exxon Valdez discharge, Nuclear tests and Cruise ship jetsam LOL or is that flotsam?
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Re: My friend had a sea water blood transfusion. Jehovah
my friend is a Jehovah and cannot have blood transfusion because he will go to hell.
So he has asked a fishermen to bring him a gallon of pure clean seawater and has asked the doctors to transfuse seawater instead of blood
and it worked!!
he is healed and the seawater was Ok in his body and mixed with his blood no problem.

was it a miracle? or is this new medical discovery?

just think how much cheaper and cleaner it would be to use seawater instead of blood
and no risk of AIDS
 Quoting: VIRGIL 706858


No doctor would agree to perform such a procedure.
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Re: My friend had a sea water blood transfusion. Jehovah
chlorophyll also works to transfuse.
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chlorophyll also works to transfuse.
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Yeah....if youre a cactus ha
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Re: My friend had a sea water blood transfusion. Jehovah
Elements in sea water
in parts per million

Chlorine

18,980.
Sodium

10,561.
Magnesium

1,272.
Sulphur

884.
Calcium

400.
Potassium

380.
Bromine

65.
Carbon

28.
Oxygen

8.0
Strontium

8.0
Boron

4.8
Silicon

3.0
Fluorine

1.3
Nitrogen

0.78
Argon

0.58
Lithium

0.19
Rubidium

0.12
Phosphorus

0.07

Iodine

0.05
Barium

0.03
Indium

0.02
Aluminum

0.01
Iron

0.01
Zinc

0.01
Molybdenum

0.01
Selenium

0.004
Copper

0.003
Arsenic

0.003
Tin

0.003
Lead

0.003
Uranium

0.003
Vanadium

0.002
Manganese

0.002
Titanium

0.001
Thorium

0.0007
Cobalt

0.0005

Nickel

0.0005
Gallium

0.0005
Cesium

0.0005
Antimony

0.0005
Cerium

0.0004
Yttrium

0.0003
Neon

0.0003
Krypton

0.0003
Lanthanum

0.0003
Silver

0.0003
Bismuth

0.0002
Cadmium

0.0001
Tungsten

0.00001
Germanium

0.00001
Xenon

0.00001
Chromium

5. x 10-5
Beryllium

5. x 10-5
Scandium

4. x 10-5

Mercury

3. x 10-5
Niobium

1. x 10-5
Thallium

1. x 10-5
Helium

5. x 10-6
Gold

4. x 10-6
Praseodymium

2. x 10-7
Gadolinium

2. x 10-7
Dysprosium

2. x 10-7
Erbium

2. x 10-7
Ytterbium

2. x 10-7
Samarium

2. x 10-7
Holmium

8. x 10-8
Europium

4. x 10-8
Thulium

4. x 10-8
Lutetium

4. x 10-8
Radium

3. x 10-11
Protactinium

2. x 10-12
Radon

9. x 10-15


yummy
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Re: My friend had a sea water blood transfusion. Jehovah
my friend is a Jehovah and cannot have blood transfusion because he will go to hell.
So he has asked a fishermen to bring him a gallon of pure clean seawater and has asked the doctors to transfuse seawater instead of blood
and it worked!!
he is healed and the seawater was Ok in his body and mixed with his blood no problem.

was it a miracle? or is this new medical discovery?

just think how much cheaper and cleaner it would be to use seawater instead of blood
and no risk of AIDS


No doctor would agree to perform such a procedure.
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Maybe Dr Zhivago or whats his name LOL
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It might come in handy in drug or alcohol tests..

No your Honor, we didnt find any alcohol or drugs per say....we did however find some Powerbait chuckle
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Re: My friend had a sea water blood transfusion. Jehovah
Elements in sea water
in parts per million

Chlorine

18,980.
Sodium

10,561.
Magnesium

1,272.
Sulphur

884.
Calcium

400.
Potassium

380.
Bromine

65.
Carbon

28.
Oxygen

8.0
Strontium

8.0
Boron

4.8
Silicon

3.0
Fluorine

1.3
Nitrogen

0.78
Argon

0.58
Lithium

0.19
Rubidium

0.12
Phosphorus

0.07

Iodine

0.05
Barium

0.03
Indium

0.02
Aluminum

0.01
Iron

0.01
Zinc

0.01
Molybdenum

0.01
Selenium

0.004
Copper

0.003
Arsenic

0.003
Tin

0.003
Lead

0.003
Uranium

0.003
Vanadium

0.002
Manganese

0.002
Titanium

0.001
Thorium

0.0007
Cobalt

0.0005

Nickel

0.0005
Gallium

0.0005
Cesium

0.0005
Antimony

0.0005
Cerium

0.0004
Yttrium

0.0003
Neon

0.0003
Krypton

0.0003
Lanthanum

0.0003
Silver

0.0003
Bismuth

0.0002
Cadmium

0.0001
Tungsten

0.00001
Germanium

0.00001
Xenon

0.00001
Chromium

5. x 10-5
Beryllium

5. x 10-5
Scandium

4. x 10-5

Mercury

3. x 10-5
Niobium

1. x 10-5
Thallium

1. x 10-5
Helium

5. x 10-6
Gold

4. x 10-6
Praseodymium

2. x 10-7
Gadolinium

2. x 10-7
Dysprosium

2. x 10-7
Erbium

2. x 10-7
Ytterbium

2. x 10-7
Samarium

2. x 10-7
Holmium

8. x 10-8
Europium

4. x 10-8
Thulium

4. x 10-8
Lutetium

4. x 10-8
Radium

3. x 10-11
Protactinium

2. x 10-12
Radon

9. x 10-15


yummy
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see?
same as blood
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Elements in sea water
in parts per million

Chlorine

18,980.
Sodium

10,561.
Magnesium

1,272.
Sulphur

884.
Calcium

400.
Potassium

380.
Bromine

65.
Carbon

28.
Oxygen

8.0
Strontium

8.0
Boron

4.8
Silicon

3.0
Fluorine

1.3
Nitrogen

0.78
Argon

0.58
Lithium

0.19
Rubidium

0.12
Phosphorus

0.07

Iodine

0.05
Barium

0.03
Indium

0.02
Aluminum

0.01
Iron

0.01
Zinc

0.01
Molybdenum

0.01
Selenium

0.004
Copper

0.003
Arsenic

0.003
Tin

0.003
Lead

0.003
Uranium

0.003
Vanadium

0.002
Manganese

0.002
Titanium

0.001
Thorium

0.0007
Cobalt

0.0005

Nickel

0.0005
Gallium

0.0005
Cesium

0.0005
Antimony

0.0005
Cerium

0.0004
Yttrium

0.0003
Neon

0.0003
Krypton

0.0003
Lanthanum

0.0003
Silver

0.0003
Bismuth

0.0002
Cadmium

0.0001
Tungsten

0.00001
Germanium

0.00001
Xenon

0.00001
Chromium

5. x 10-5
Beryllium

5. x 10-5
Scandium

4. x 10-5

Mercury

3. x 10-5
Niobium

1. x 10-5
Thallium

1. x 10-5
Helium

5. x 10-6
Gold

4. x 10-6
Praseodymium

2. x 10-7
Gadolinium

2. x 10-7
Dysprosium

2. x 10-7
Erbium

2. x 10-7
Ytterbium

2. x 10-7
Samarium

2. x 10-7
Holmium

8. x 10-8
Europium

4. x 10-8
Thulium

4. x 10-8
Lutetium

4. x 10-8
Radium

3. x 10-11
Protactinium

2. x 10-12
Radon

9. x 10-15


yummy

see?
same as blood
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rofl
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Blood Substitutes
Years of research have gone into trying to avoid the problems of blood perishability and safety by developing blood substitutes. Most of these have focused on materials that will transport adequate amounts of oxygen to the tissues.

* Some are totally synthetic substances.
* Others are derivatives of hemoglobin.

Although some have reached clinical testing, none has as yet proved acceptable for routine use.
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Blood Substitutes
Years of research have gone into trying to avoid the problems of blood perishability and safety by developing blood substitutes. Most of these have focused on materials that will transport adequate amounts of oxygen to the tissues.

* Some are totally synthetic substances.
* Others are derivatives of hemoglobin.

Although some have reached clinical testing, none has as yet proved acceptable for routine use.
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