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My friend had a sea water blood transfusion. Jehovah

 
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I cant even muster a 1 star for this one...
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you people no believe the truth

we have a doctor in our church and he explained God miraculous miracle of healing the Jehovah witness man.
the doctor sais that when you analize blood in the microscopic and then you analize seawater in the microscopic

the plasma is same as seawater
that is a medical knowlege fact
cannot dispute the true

so i ask the question again
in the wedding of Canah did Jesus change the water into red wine or white wine?

same miracle as the blood
praise the Lord
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Is he brain damaged yet?
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ummm yet? prob was before the tansfusion...(iknow, too easy)
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rofl
I read this somewhere. I think the dude caught a case of redtide and died.
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Re: My friend had a sea water blood transfusion. Jehovah
you people no believe the truth

we have a doctor in our church and he explained God miraculous miracle of healing the Jehovah witness man.
the doctor sais that when you analize blood in the microscopic and then you analize seawater in the microscopic

the plasma is same as seawater
that is a medical knowlege fact
cannot dispute the true

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*I* believe the truth, but I SURE as hell am not getting any from you.

And ANY Doctor that tells you BULLSHIT like this one did is either NOT a Doctor, OR he is now doing drugs, HEAVY drugs.



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On a Jacky Chan movie they give a transfusion from a coconut juice
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praise zeus
no, he changed his whole blood with seawater and then the body made new blood again and he is healed
praise the Lord
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Sure every post I have mentions goat blood...How do you think we get plasma tv's?

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No doctor would agree to perform such a procedure.
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Battlefield medics and surgeons routinely give saline transfusions. Although soldiers blood types are written on their Prisoner of War cards, the medics can't be carrying around transfusion sacs full of blood, even if O is the universal donor.
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Coconut water works in emergency situations too.
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No doctor would agree to perform such a procedure.


Battlefield medics and surgeons routinely give saline transfusions. Although soldiers blood types are written on their Prisoner of War cards, the medics can't be carrying around transfusion sacs full of blood, even if O is the universal donor.
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THAT is why plasma is common in battlefield hospitals, it has no effect on the rh factor.


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Re: My friend had a sea water blood transfusion. Jehovah
my friend is a Jehovah and cannot have blood transfusion because he will go to hell.
So he has asked a fishermen to bring him a gallon of pure clean seawater and has asked the doctors to transfuse seawater instead of blood
and it worked!!
he is healed and the seawater was Ok in his body and mixed with his blood no problem.

was it a miracle? or is this new medical discovery?

just think how much cheaper and cleaner it would be to use seawater instead of blood
and no risk of AIDS
*********

also the doctor says that seawater transfusion, in small doses, lowers the blood pressure.

my Jehovah friend used to have blood pressure 200/120 now he is like a baby 110/60
just with seawater

miracle Jesus
praise the Lord for the knowledge
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Scientists have created eerie zombie dogs, reanimating the canines after several hours of clinical death in attempts to develop suspended animation for humans. US scientists have succeeded in reviving the dogs after three hours of clinical death, paving the way for trials on humans within years.

Pittsburgh's Safar Centre for Resuscitation Research has developed a technique in which subject's veins are drained of blood and filled with an ice-cold salt solution. The animals are considered scientifically dead, as they stop breathing and have no heartbeat or brain activity. But three hours later, their blood is replaced and the zombie dogs are brought back to life with an electric shock.

Plans to test the technique on humans should be realised within a year, according to the Safar Centre. However rather than sending people to sleep for years, then bringing them back to life to benefit from medical advances, the boffins would be happy to keep people in this state for just a few hours,

But even this should be enough to save lives such as battlefield casualties and victims of stabbings or gunshot wounds, who have suffered huge blood loss. During the procedure blood is replaced with saline solution at a few degrees above zero. The dogs' body temperature drops to only 7C, compared with the usual 37C, inducing a state of hypothermia before death. Although the animals are clinically dead, their tissues and organs are perfectly preserved.

Damaged blood vessels and tissues can then be repaired via surgery. The dogs are brought back to life by returning the blood to their bodies,giving them 100 per cent oxygen and applying electric shocks to restart their hearts. Tests show they are perfectly normal, with no brain damage.

"The results are stunning. I think in 10 years we will be able to prevent death in a certain segment of those using this technology," said one US battlefield doctor.
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btw this is an old science article it was even posted on glp back in the day. but is probably so old no one would remember. but I don't think that is the same as the ops preference.
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Re: My friend had a sea water blood transfusion. Jehovah
my friend is a Jehovah and cannot have blood transfusion because he will go to hell.
So he has asked a fishermen to bring him a gallon of pure clean seawater and has asked the doctors to transfuse seawater instead of blood
and it worked!!
he is healed and the seawater was Ok in his body and mixed with his blood no problem.

was it a miracle? or is this new medical discovery?

just think how much cheaper and cleaner it would be to use seawater instead of blood
and no risk of AIDS


***************
why you make fun of me?
this is a true story
seawater has all the minerals and nutrients of plasma
and can be used for transfusions
ask the Jehovahs W's
praise the Lord
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Re: My friend had a sea water blood transfusion. Jehovah
my friend is a Jehovah and cannot have blood transfusion because he will go to hell.
So he has asked a fishermen to bring him a gallon of pure clean seawater and has asked the doctors to transfuse seawater instead of blood
and it worked!!
he is healed and the seawater was Ok in his body and mixed with his blood no problem.

was it a miracle? or is this new medical discovery?

just think how much cheaper and cleaner it would be to use seawater instead of blood
and no risk of AIDS
 Quoting: VIRGIL 706858



I just posted a thread about this.

Seawater : A Safe Blood Plasma Substitute

[link to www.theinfovault.net]

This discovery was in the early 1900's and is remarkable.

Look at the pics at the bottom of the page.

I can't believe this has been kept so secret but no wonder, the medical community does not really want to help us.

Glad your friend is healthy now. And glad the doc did this for him.

Salt water prepared correctly is a cure all.
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Re: My friend had a sea water blood transfusion. Jehovah
my friend is a Jehovah and cannot have blood transfusion because he will go to hell.
So he has asked a fishermen to bring him a gallon of pure clean seawater and has asked the doctors to transfuse seawater instead of blood
and it worked!!
he is healed and the seawater was Ok in his body and mixed with his blood no problem.

was it a miracle? or is this new medical discovery?

just think how much cheaper and cleaner it would be to use seawater instead of blood
and no risk of AIDS



I just posted a thread about this.

Seawater : A Safe Blood Plasma Substitute

[link to www.theinfovault.net]

This discovery was in the early 1900's and is remarkable.

Look at the pics at the bottom of the page.

I can't believe this has been kept so secret but no wonder, the medical community does not really want to help us.

Glad your friend is healthy now. And glad the doc did this for him.

Salt water prepared correctly is a cure all.
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I have used it for years for my hemorroids,
but it must be taken from the middle of the ocean otherwise the water is too dirty
clean fresh sea water feels very nice.
praise the Lord
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Virgil

hpw long has it been since your friend had the sea water blood transfusion?

last night
and he is still alive
praise the Lord

Is he brain damaged yet?
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Wellll he did mention he was a jehova's witness. so technically he was to begin with. I am sure the Sea water didn't help matters any chuckle
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Re: My friend had a sea water blood transfusion. Jehovah
my friend is a Jehovah and cannot have blood transfusion because he will go to hell.
So he has asked a fishermen to bring him a gallon of pure clean seawater and has asked the doctors to transfuse seawater instead of blood
and it worked!!
he is healed and the seawater was Ok in his body and mixed with his blood no problem.

was it a miracle? or is this new medical discovery?

just think how much cheaper and cleaner it would be to use seawater instead of blood
and no risk of AIDS



I just posted a thread about this.

Seawater : A Safe Blood Plasma Substitute

[link to www.theinfovault.net]

This discovery was in the early 1900's and is remarkable.

Look at the pics at the bottom of the page.

I can't believe this has been kept so secret but no wonder, the medical community does not really want to help us.

Glad your friend is healthy now. And glad the doc did this for him.

Salt water prepared correctly is a cure all.

I have used it for years for my hemorroids,
but it must be taken from the middle of the ocean otherwise the water is too dirty
clean fresh sea water feels very nice.
praise the Lord
 Quoting: VIRGIL 706858



And it is an endless supply with no health hazards. But the blood banks wouldn't make money so most people wouldn't get this treatment except JW's who demand it.
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Virgil

hpw long has it been since your friend had the sea water blood transfusion?

last night
and he is still alive
praise the Lord

Is he brain damaged yet?



Wellll he did mention he was a jehova's witness. so technically he was to begin with. I am sure the Sea water didn't help matters any chuckle
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Well, at least he is getting great treatment where the rest of us get dangerous blood products. This should really infuriate people. You know blood transfusions can cause brain damage? There is so much that is kept from us. This man will be much healthier now thanks to his so called wacky religion.
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Virgil

hpw long has it been since your friend had the sea water blood transfusion?

last night
and he is still alive
praise the Lord

Is he brain damaged yet?



Wellll he did mention he was a jehova's witness. so technically he was to begin with. I am sure the Sea water didn't help matters any chuckle



Well, at least he is getting great treatment where the rest of us get dangerous blood products. This should really infuriate people. You know blood transfusions can cause brain damage? There is so much that is kept from us. This man will be much healthier now thanks to his so called wacky religion.
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Possibly but the whole story is anecdotal at best and doesn't provide anything other then a good story to tell your friends.
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming--WOO HOO what a ride!"
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I suppose if the medics used distilled water and added the right amount of purified seasalt, one would get a safer seawater result than with polluted seawater itself, I guess.
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you people no believe the truth

we have a doctor in our church and he explained God miraculous miracle of healing the Jehovah witness man.
the doctor sais that when you analize blood in the microscopic and then you analize seawater in the microscopic

the plasma is same as seawater
that is a medical knowlege fact
cannot dispute the true

so i ask the question again
in the wedding of Canah did Jesus change the water into red wine or white wine?

same miracle as the blood
praise the Lord
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bump for this is true. that is why there is a big market in the best of the best sea salt.
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Virgil

hpw long has it been since your friend had the sea water blood transfusion?

last night
and he is still alive
praise the Lord

Is he brain damaged yet?



Wellll he did mention he was a jehova's witness. so technically he was to begin with. I am sure the Sea water didn't help matters any chuckle



Well, at least he is getting great treatment where the rest of us get dangerous blood products. This should really infuriate people. You know blood transfusions can cause brain damage? There is so much that is kept from us. This man will be much healthier now thanks to his so called wacky religion.



Possibly but the whole story is anecdotal at best and doesn't provide anything other then a good story to tell your friends.
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Salt water transfusions are real. They have been used and people have benefitted immensely. Did you read the link and look at the pictures? This is not a joke. Blood is the worst thing we can be using.

Again.

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Coconut water works in emergency situations too.
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True
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I cant even muster a 1 star for this one...
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Your ignorance on this string is amazing. All of you fucktards should know of the similarity of our blood to seawater.
Pollution is another thing that can be dealth with.

The IQ of GLP has been deteriorating. There used to be a lot of smart people here. What happened?
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I cant even muster a 1 star for this one...



Your ignorance on this string is amazing. All of you fucktards should know of the similarity of our blood to seawater.
Pollution is another thing that can be dealth with.

The IQ of GLP has been deteriorating. There used to be a lot of smart people here. What happened?
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Kids are out of school for the summer. This always seems to happen. Maybe they will learn something for a change if they take the time to check out the links and do some research. Research: a dirty word to teens and adults.
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Virgil

hpw long has it been since your friend had the sea water blood transfusion?

last night
and he is still alive
praise the Lord

Is he brain damaged yet?



Wellll he did mention he was a jehova's witness. so technically he was to begin with. I am sure the Sea water didn't help matters any chuckle



Well, at least he is getting great treatment where the rest of us get dangerous blood products. This should really infuriate people. You know blood transfusions can cause brain damage? There is so much that is kept from us. This man will be much healthier now thanks to his so called wacky religion.



Possibly but the whole story is anecdotal at best and doesn't provide anything other then a good story to tell your friends.



Salt water transfusions are real. They have been used and people have benefitted immensely. Did you read the link and look at the pictures? This is not a joke. Blood is the worst thing we can be using.

Again.

[link to www.theinfovault.net]


[link to www.jonbarron.org]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 707375


Most stupid fucks on GLP would rather argue incessantly than read how seawater transfusions have worked to cure disease and why.
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The following thread about seawater transfusions is pinned!

Thread: INCREDIBLE Sea Water used Instead of Blood Transfusions. Remarkable Recoveries of Incurables.
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Folks please dont try this at home.

The barnacles are a bitch to get off LOL
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