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Days of braless Spandex halter tops well and truly over

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The council of Brooksville, Florida, has clamped down on malodorous city employees sporting Spandex halter tops and exotic piercings while further prejudicing the town's "public image" by turning up for work without underwear.

The new dress code specifically mandates the use of deodorant, while banning "distracting, offensive or revealing" clothing. This includes the aforementioned Spandex and halter tops, plus skirts "worn below the waistline such that the abdomen or back is exposed".

Furthermore, the only metalwork allowed is earrings, while operatives must cover tattoos and "cuts and wounds".

Of all the directives, the obligatory underwear order is the most controversial. The city council voted 4-1 in favour of the code, with mayor Joe Bernardini representing the dissenting voice.

He explained: "They said you had to wear undergarments, but who's going to be the judge of that? Sometimes when it comes to certain people going bra-less, it's obvious. But who's staring to see if that person doesn't have underwear on?"*

Workers who fail to measure up to Brooksville's standards "can be sent home to change and not paid for the time missed from work", while "multiple violations could result in disciplinary action up to and including termination", the St. Petersburg Times note
political correctness is a doctrine.... fostered by a delusional, illogical minority...... and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media; which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
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TYRANTS!!

lol
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And they will enforce this how?
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And they will enforce this how?
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im glad im not a floridian bc i have a baddddddddddddd habit of mooning chuckle
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well.....golly....gee.....i thought with underwear that was a given....

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And they will enforce this how?

im glad im not a floridian bc i have a baddddddddddddd habit of mooning chuckle
s226
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Pics, or I'll have to raise the flag.
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And they will enforce this how?

im glad im not a floridian bc i have a baddddddddddddd habit of mooning chuckle
s226

Pics, or I'll have to raise the flag.
 Quoting: SubarcticBeef

last time i posted a pic of my ass (with txt KMA on it) dbunker bitch slapped me chuckle
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<snip>

The new dress code specifically mandates the use of deodorant, while banning "distracting, offensive or revealing" clothing.

<snip>
 Quoting: Phennommennonn


What in the Sam Hill has deodorant got to do with this article?
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<snip>

The new dress code specifically mandates the use of deodorant, while banning "distracting, offensive or revealing" clothing.

<snip>


What in the Sam Hill has deodorant got to do with this article?
 Quoting: tangelo

little to do it with but all to do with tyranny
political correctness is a doctrine.... fostered by a delusional, illogical minority...... and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media; which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
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And they will enforce this how?

im glad im not a floridian bc i have a baddddddddddddd habit of mooning chuckle
s226

Pics, or I'll have to raise the flag.

last time i posted a pic of my ass (with txt KMA on it) dbunker bitch slapped me chuckle
 Quoting: Phennommennonn

Go ahead and post it. I'll handle DB.
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And they will enforce this how?

im glad im not a floridian bc i have a baddddddddddddd habit of mooning chuckle
s226

Pics, or I'll have to raise the flag.

last time i posted a pic of my ass (with txt KMA on it) dbunker bitch slapped me chuckle

Go ahead and post it. I'll handle DB.

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you have a PM
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Go ahead and post it. I'll handle DB.


We all have instructions to remove nude images. Sorry.

But any ladies out there can feel free to email me all the
nekked pics of themselves they want to. I won't tell.

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you have a pm
political correctness is a doctrine.... fostered by a delusional, illogical minority...... and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media; which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
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Seems that the city council is taking words straight out of
Woody Allen movies. Check out the clip a few posts up.
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i thought that clip looked familiar
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Soon, we'll be islamic!
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Soon, we'll be islamic!
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burkas all around
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<snip>

The new dress code specifically mandates the use of deodorant, while banning "distracting, offensive or revealing" clothing.

<snip>


What in the Sam Hill has deodorant got to do with this article?

little to do it with but all to do with tyranny
 Quoting: Phennommennonn


I know. How ridiculous huh?

What are they going to do smell everybody's pits?


I just get annoyed at poor writing skills when the one writing, is a writer by profession. The cited sentence structure did not work for me.

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<snip>

The new dress code specifically mandates the use of deodorant, while banning "distracting, offensive or revealing" clothing.

<snip>


What in the Sam Hill has deodorant got to do with this article?
 Quoting: tangelo



Could have something to do with personal cleanliness. Maybe people are stinking. In the Florida heat people stink fast without deoderant.
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Go ahead and post it. I'll handle DB.


We all have instructions to remove nude images. Sorry.

But any ladies out there can feel free to email me all the
nekked pics of themselves they want to. I won't tell.
 Quoting: DrPostman

and i thought u were ceibrate...a priestly person with god by ur side...

spock
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And they will enforce this how?

im glad im not a floridian bc i have a baddddddddddddd habit of mooning chuckle
s226

Pics, or I'll have to raise the flag.

last time i posted a pic of my ass (with txt KMA on it) dbunker bitch slapped me chuckle

Go ahead and post it. I'll handle DB.


you have a PM
 Quoting: Phennommennonn

Pardon me while I scrape my tongue off the screen.
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<snip>

The new dress code specifically mandates the use of deodorant, while banning "distracting, offensive or revealing" clothing.

<snip>


What in the Sam Hill has deodorant got to do with this article?

little to do it with but all to do with tyranny


I know. How ridiculous huh?
What are they going to do smell everybody's pits?


angryface
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:bhcbwahaha:
political correctness is a doctrine.... fostered by a delusional, illogical minority...... and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media; which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
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And they will enforce this how?

im glad im not a floridian bc i have a baddddddddddddd habit of mooning chuckle
s226

Pics, or I'll have to raise the flag.

last time i posted a pic of my ass (with txt KMA on it) dbunker bitch slapped me chuckle

Go ahead and post it. I'll handle DB.


you have a PM

Pardon me while I scrape my tongue off the screen.
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aintcha glad the screens not a metal pole in minus 30 weather?
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ah, and pray tell who is responsible for upholding this law? Are they going to have "undercover/underwear police"?
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ah, and pray tell who is responsible for upholding this law? Are they going to have "undercover/underwear police"?
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the underoo police rofl
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And they will enforce this how?

im glad im not a floridian bc i have a baddddddddddddd habit of mooning chuckle
s226

Pics, or I'll have to raise the flag.

last time i posted a pic of my ass (with txt KMA on it) dbunker bitch slapped me chuckle

Go ahead and post it. I'll handle DB.


you have a PM

Pardon me while I scrape my tongue off the screen.


aintcha glad the screens not a metal pole in minus 30 weather?
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If the metal pole looked like that, I'd be scraping.
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And they will enforce this how?

im glad im not a floridian bc i have a baddddddddddddd habit of mooning chuckle
s226

Pics, or I'll have to raise the flag.

last time i posted a pic of my ass (with txt KMA on it) dbunker bitch slapped me chuckle

Go ahead and post it. I'll handle DB.


you have a PM

Pardon me while I scrape my tongue off the screen.


aintcha glad the screens not a metal pole in minus 30 weather?

If the metal pole looked like that, I'd be scraping.
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heres a clean version that i can post
[link to www.fileden.com]
political correctness is a doctrine.... fostered by a delusional, illogical minority...... and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media; which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
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And they will enforce this how?

im glad im not a floridian bc i have a baddddddddddddd habit of mooning chuckle
s226

Pics, or I'll have to raise the flag.

last time i posted a pic of my ass (with txt KMA on it) dbunker bitch slapped me chuckle

Go ahead and post it. I'll handle DB.


you have a PM

Pardon me while I scrape my tongue off the screen.


aintcha glad the screens not a metal pole in minus 30 weather?

If the metal pole looked like that, I'd be scraping.

heres a clean version that i can post
[link to www.fileden.com]
 Quoting: Phennommennonn

I like the other version better. Like Fox News, fair and balanced.
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Pardon me while I scrape my tongue off the screen.


aintcha glad the screens not a metal pole in minus 30 weather?

If the metal pole looked like that, I'd be scraping.

heres a clean version that i can post
[link to www.fileden.com]

I like the other version better. Like Fox News, fair and balanced.
 Quoting: SubarcticBeef

:::soocntst:
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Cracks Ahoy chuckle
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I have to leave for a while. Something came up.
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and i thought u were ceibrate...a priestly person with god by ur side...


Why would I let God given body parts go to waste?

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I have to leave for a while. Something came up.
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no big thing wink chuckle
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