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20 steps to a brighter tomorrow, and a cleaner planet Earth

 
1-2-thedome
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20 steps to a brighter tomorrow, and a cleaner planet Earth
We face a multiplex of problems here in America. Terrorism, Econodoom, Crazy extreme homeschoolers, people who like owning property, Ron Paul supporters, ordinary people.

This is an easy fix, and these are the steps needed for a brighter tomorrow, and a cleaner Earth.





1)Ban handguns in America.

2)Ban the internet.

3)Make all people who fly in planes wear an explosively pumped remote decapitation necklace(EPRDN for short (Of course when they are not on the plane also).

4)Ban vehicles with more than 31 horsepower.

5)Ban heavy metal and rap music.

6)Ban vitamins and meat.

7)Ban making eye contact with cops, and federal law enforcement.

8)Give the TSA the universal remote to the de-capitation necklaces.

9) Put a Department of Homeland secrity camera system with mics, in ever house and car.

10)Make it mandatory that children be stripped of their parents and put into the lottery pool of children. If you are lucky and hit the powerball you get your own kid back.

11)Once you have expelled your allotted amount of CO2 you face mandatory suicide, or "extinguishment" if you will.

12) Ban pet ownership.

13)Ban private property.

14)Ban religion.

15)Ban unauthorized speech.

16) Ban horseback riding.

17)Ban all objects that could be considered a weapon.

18)Ban electronic communication.

19) It should be illegal for a civilian to listen to the conversation of any authority figure.

20)Install a guillotine at each intersection for traffic violations.

That should pretty well do her. Any questions?
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06/22/2009 12:29 AM
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Re: 20 steps to a brighter tomorrow, and a cleaner planet Earth
You are a very angry person. I can tell.


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06/22/2009 12:32 AM
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Re: 20 steps to a brighter tomorrow, and a cleaner planet Earth
We face a multiplex of problems here in America. Terrorism, Econodoom, Crazy extreme homeschoolers, people who like owning property, Ron Paul supporters, ordinary people.

This is an easy fix, and these are the steps needed for a brighter tomorrow, and a cleaner Earth.





1)Ban handguns in America.

2)Ban the internet.

3)Make all people who fly in planes wear an explosively pumped remote decapitation necklace(EPRDN for short (Of course when they are not on the plane also).

4)Ban vehicles with more than 31 horsepower.

5)Ban heavy metal and rap music.

6)Ban vitamins and meat.

7)Ban making eye contact with cops, and federal law enforcement.

8)Give the TSA the universal remote to the de-capitation necklaces.

9) Put a Department of Homeland secrity camera system with mics, in ever house and car.

10)Make it mandatory that children be stripped of their parents and put into the lottery pool of children. If you are lucky and hit the powerball you get your own kid back.

11)Once you have expelled your allotted amount of CO2 you face mandatory suicide, or "extinguishment" if you will.

12) Ban pet ownership.

13)Ban private property.

14)Ban religion.

15)Ban unauthorized speech.

16) Ban horseback riding.

17)Ban all objects that could be considered a weapon.

18)Ban electronic communication.

19) It should be illegal for a civilian to listen to the conversation of any authority figure.

20)Install a guillotine at each intersection for traffic violations.

That should pretty well do her. Any questions?
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Okay that is just...disturbing. You okay OP cause from this end you got issues.

hf
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06/22/2009 12:34 AM
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Re: 20 steps to a brighter tomorrow, and a cleaner planet Earth
Okay, you'll test this out, right? Report back!
1-2-thedome (OP)
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06/22/2009 01:23 AM
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Re: 20 steps to a brighter tomorrow, and a cleaner planet Earth
Well I wasn't serious, but this is the direction we seem to be going.
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06/22/2009 01:41 AM
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Re: 20 steps to a brighter tomorrow, and a cleaner planet Earth
Banning religion is actually a fine idea. Let's start with Christianity, Judaism, and Islam.





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