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Burger King's Super Seven Incher ad: Subtlety is dead

 
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Burger King's Super Seven Incher ad: Subtlety is dead
Burger King's Super Seven Incher ad: Subtlety is dead

Jun 24, 2009, 03:02 PM | by Tanner Stransky

[link to popwatch.ew.com]

If it hasn't already happened, today can go down in the record books as the day subtlety died. Burger King's latest advertisement -- for its, ahem, BK Super Seven Incher -- leaves little to imagination or interpretation. As you can see here, the woman in said advertisement is about to go down on said Super Seven Incher with a suggestive tagline that uses the word "blow." Mmhmm, I think it's safe to assume that such humor will only be going over the head of those younger than, oh, about 13 years old. (Sorry, parents!)

The "copy" at the bottom of the ad -- not sure that you can even seen it here -- takes the whole thing even further: "Fill your desire for something long, juicy and flame-grilled with the NEW BK SUPER SEVEN INCHER," it says. "Yearn for more after you taste the mind-blowing burger that comes with a single beef patty, topped with American cheese, crispy onions and the A1 Thick and Hearty Steak Sauce."

"Something long, juicy"? "Yearn for more"? "Mind-blowing"? I think it's all rather glorious, in an I-love-trash kind of way. Who ever cared about cunning, cleverness, and nuance anyway? Blow your mind (and this Super Seven Incher) instead!

What do you think, PopWatchers? Are you even batting an eye at BK's latest, sexually charged ad campaign?


[link to popwatch.ew.com]

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Re: Burger King's Super Seven Incher ad: Subtlety is dead
they are selling dead cows, ground up fat, bone and entrails and cooked in rancid grease.

what the hell are they going to say? the truth?
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Re: Burger King's Super Seven Incher ad: Subtlety is dead
If you think this is shocking...you should watch some of the daytime cartoons for pre-school children here in UK...

Depending on what mood you are in...you will either laugh or think it is PORN for under 4 year olds..

Love, light and peace to you...
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Re: Burger King's Super Seven Incher ad: Subtlety is dead
they are selling dead cows, ground up fat, bone and entrails and cooked in rancid grease.

what the hell are they going to say? the truth?
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And very tasty they are too!
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Re: Burger King's Super Seven Incher ad: Subtlety is dead
that advert is crass, and pathetic
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Re: Burger King's Super Seven Incher ad: Subtlety is dead
Their square butt adds were ridiculous also.
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I don't even feed that stuff to my dog...
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Re: Burger King's Super Seven Incher ad: Subtlety is dead
Perfect, now I have a name for my dick.
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Re: Burger King's Super Seven Incher ad: Subtlety is dead
is that a burger in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
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Re: Burger King's Super Seven Incher ad: Subtlety is dead
I don't even feed that stuff to my dog...
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rofl What, the "big 7 incher?"

rofl !!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Burger King's Super Seven Incher ad: Subtlety is dead
Their square butt adds were ridiculous also.
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I LOVED the square butt ads ... ;-)
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Re: Burger King's Super Seven Incher ad: Subtlety is dead
Well, at least they didn't call it the Whopper.
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Re: Burger King's Super Seven Incher ad: Subtlety is dead
they are selling dead cows, ground up fat, bone and entrails and cooked in rancid grease.

what the hell are they going to say? the truth?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 710291

I don't know..but I like their version better than yours. :-)
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Re: Burger King's Super Seven Incher ad: Subtlety is dead
So the takeaway branding message is "eating at BK is like sucking big d*ck." ??
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i bet subway is wishing they would have thought of it first.
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head-shot.
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Re: Burger King's Super Seven Incher ad: Subtlety is dead
they are selling dead cows, ground up fat, bone and entrails and cooked in rancid grease.

what the hell are they going to say? the truth?
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You have Burger King confused with McDonalds.
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Re: Burger King's Super Seven Incher ad: Subtlety is dead
One more reason not to eat that shit.
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Re: Burger King's Super Seven Incher ad: Subtlety is dead
"I sure do like blow jobs, Cotton"
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Re: Burger King's Super Seven Incher ad: Subtlety is dead
Shoot! now i know what to get for dinner!
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Re: Burger King's Super Seven Incher ad: Subtlety is dead
If I were a man, Iíd find the idea of a woman biting off, chewing and digesting my weird sandwich/penis rather disturbing. I donít know how anyone could find this ad appealing.





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